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it's redemption time you cow raping homos.
OU by two
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agreed.

fuck texas.


and fuck Matthew McgonaGAY.

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bwaaahahahahaha

Texas is going to unleash hell on the sooners for last season.
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Did I hear "Fuck Tejas?" :D

My pleasure...

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Texas has the highest scoring offencse in the land and they look like shit every week. Texas has the best defense in the conference and #4 nationally. No one can get off the SEC ball licking fast enough to make these things know outside of Austin. Texas will harass Bradford all day, his receivers butter fingers doing no favors, and Jordan Shipley scores at least once of special teams, and Texas wins 20- 13. This year a young Texas secondary will end a late OU drive by picking off an errant Bradford pass becasue he is smelling Acho's tuna breathe. Fucking red dirt living, conf title stealing, and old school land thieves. Worthless as a 400 pound bed ridden 3rd cousin. Shockingly vulagr, but yet we laugh from afar.
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campinfool wrote: conf title stealing

you mean Oklahoma TAKING and Tejas GIVING?


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I can take the McConaughy shit because he did graduate from Texas

Do you know what these 2 dipshits have in common?

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These are the 2 most famous OU fans on the sidelines of the game. It is becoming customary to watch the wrestler announcer look like he wants to be put in a sleeper hold during BCS season.

and Toby.....dude looks like he should be singing in a remake of Tesla. I dig Jeff Keith but he doesn't have the grill that Toby rocks.

As for the game.....Sam is going to get blitzed like crazy. He has a gimpy wheel and that does not bode well for the Sooners. He is missing his favorite target and his receivers are average at best. The Texas secondary took a ton of hits last year but are 100% better this year. Our rush d is solid so OU is going to have to pass the ball. Will Muschamps will attack. Sam is going to be pressured and when that happened last year, he lost both games.

As for our offense, I have no idea why we can't run the ball. We have to establish the run and them McCoy will pick the sooners apart. Special teams are not even close. I pray that you kick it to DJ Monroe. I would love to see a 3rd KO return for a TD this season.

I see it as a 27-10 Texas victory.
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OU by a field goal. Part of me wants to see a Big 12 team run the table and beat AL or FLA in the title game but I think OU rises up after a shitty, injury-riddled start and makes a statement.
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To all OU fans that have sounded off:


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Texas...better or worse than BYU?

If you chose 'better', feel free to pick back up said object above.

Texas by 17.

Just is what it is. Trust me, I'm pre-law.
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Roger_the_Shrubber wrote: Trust me, I'm pre-law.
I thought you were Pre-Med?
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Harvdog wrote:
Roger_the_Shrubber wrote: Trust me, I'm pre-law.
I thought you were Pre-Med?
post meds.
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Nice.

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Harvdog wrote:
Roger_the_Shrubber wrote: Trust me, I'm pre-law.
I thought you were Pre-Med?
From his posting record, more like Pre-op.
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Texas sucks. I'm not sure shrub gets the whole "rivalry" thing.

diogenes, i assume you've seen Sex and Lucia.
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You think money solves everything, don't you? How very American of you...you CHEATER!

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King Crimson wrote:Texas sucks. I'm not sure shrub gets the whole "rivalry" thing.

diogenes, i assume you've seen Sex and Lucia.
Right before making the gif. :twisted:

Amazingly, I even paid attention to the parts Paz was clothed. Good flick, not even counting the obvious.
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Have to admit that solicited a chuckle
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:lol:
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Musberger shows his stat acumen by stating that at one time Stoops was 5-0 against Texas. Stoops lost to Mack in 99, his first season.
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gonna have to do it wihtout bradford now.
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Jsc810 wrote:Dude comes back to play his senior year, and now he's injured again, damn. Hopefully he a billion dollar insurance policy on him after he won the Heisman.
Jr year.
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Jsc810 wrote:Dude comes back to play his senior year, and now he's injured again, damn. Hopefully he has a billion dollar insurance policy on him after he won the Heisman.
Are they gonna have to take him out behind the shed and put him down?

It ain't like his career is over. Guy is what, 21?

He still as a future.
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