OU-Texas in game

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:03 pm

Appropriate way to end the half.

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:03 pm

Even in 2004 when Texas pulled a goose-egg they played better than they are today. I can't remember the last time I was this disgusted with a Texas offense.

DiT · Post by **DiT** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:04 pm

this game has turned into a steaming pile of shit

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:04 pm

I'm screwed. This game is taking so long that it won't be close to being over by the time USC-ND begins at 12:30. Shit. I'll miss a lot of the end of this abortion.

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:05 pm

Papa Willie wrote: Rack the D's!

you know the rules.

pics?

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:05 pm

Van wrote:This has been the funnest cripple fight I've ever watched. It's more like a bum fight, actually. They're both trying like hell, but they're both juist sloppily lurching around, throwing half-blind haymakers.

i saw the funniest bum fight of all time the first day i moved to Boulder in the mid 90's. both guys were both on the ground in a parking lot, too drunk to do anything but roll around with limbs enmeshed. one guy's arm looped under the other guy's crotch. they roll underneath a parked car and get stuck. i'm standing there, dismounted on my bike.....and the one guy who isn't face down on the asphalt blurts: "whadder you lookin' at, we'll both kick your ass". this from a guy who is stuck underneath a car.

kind of how this one is going.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:06 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Y'all sure this isn't an SEC game? Rack the D's!

Let's just have Venables and Muschamp fight at the 50 yard line...winner take all.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:06 pm

Bradford's definitely out for the game.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:12 pm

Degenerate wrote:Did they deep fry the ball outside the stadium?

heh.

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:20 pm

2nd half is going to be tough for OU.

Texas is a 2nd half team and they get the ball to start it.

Hopefully our D can keep their tempo up.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:21 pm

DiT wrote:this game has turned into a steaming pile of shit

Define 'turned into'.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:23 pm

Moby Dick wrote:2nd half is going to be tough for OU.

Texas is a 2nd half team and they get the ball to start it.

Hopefully our D can keep their tempo up.

i think the game opens up in the 2nd half....which is not good for OU in the Jones/McCoy comparison.

anyway, chile verde is done.....leave it in the stockpot for another 1/2 hour to "come together". if anybody wants some, come on over and bring some beer.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:25 pm

King Crimson wrote:
Moby Dick wrote:2nd half is going to be tough for OU.

Texas is a 2nd half team and they get the ball to start it.

Hopefully our D can keep their tempo up.
i think the game opens up in the 2nd half....which is not good for OU in the Jones/McCoy comparison.

Van wrote:Neither team can run the ball. That has to favor Texas eventually, with McCoy vs Landry Jones.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:26 pm

Texas opening up quickly here.

Then again it is the second half. I'm beginning to feel rather Nostradamos-ish here.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:29 pm

OU holds, after putting more pressure on Colt...

Tying FG attempt coming up...

Good! 6-6.

Wow...AMAZING Texas cheerleader hottie!

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:29 pm

6-6, what a track meet.

Texas always seems to have a good FG kicker.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:29 pm

Update- a tied steaming pile of shit.

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:29 pm

if i have to hear "battle of the field goals" one more time...i swear to God i'm going to listen to Bob Barry Sr. instead.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:30 pm

Texas owns the cheerleader war in this one, regardless.

That fucking matters too.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:30 pm

Just when the Horns were showing some promise...they settle for 3. We might be stuck at 6-6 for a while. :doh:

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:33 pm

Brilliant, OU. Burn a time out on the first play from scrimmage, following an extended TV time out.

This is just incredible.

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:34 pm

why Kevin Wilson....WHY!?

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:36 pm

OU looks totally flat. This thing is there for Texas to take. OU will break if Texas can get ahead.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:37 pm

Texas could score here and put it away.

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:37 pm

i dont know why we dont throw it to Murray.

busts a 65+ yarder to begin with...never to be heard from since.

fuckin hell.

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:37 pm

King Crimson wrote:Texas could score here and put it away.

with a FG.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:38 pm

Moby Dick wrote:i dont know why we dont throw it to Murray.

busts a 65+ yarder to begin with...never to be heard from since.

fuckin hell.

apparently with Jones under center Kenney is the only WR on the field.

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan · Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:39 pm

.m2 wrote:
Moby Dick wrote:2 hour first half...gezus.

Looks like I'll be watching Cal vs. fucla game on the internet.

Shouldn't you still be in bed?

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:40 pm

Fried snowballs?? They're serving fried snowballs at the Texas State Fair?

What...the...fuck??

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:42 pm

Van wrote:Fried snowballs?? They're serving fried snowballs at the Texas State Fair?

What...the...fuck??

because they're Texas.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:42 pm

Moby Dick wrote:
Van wrote:Fried snowballs?? They're serving fried snowballs at the Texas State Fair?

What...the...fuck??
because they're Texas.

Beat me to it...

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:43 pm

OU is beginning to look tired, while Texas looks like they're gaining energy.

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:44 pm

Van wrote:OU is beginning to look tired, while Texas looks like they're gaining energy.

you heard Texas was a 2nd half team right?

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:46 pm

of course, PI.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:47 pm

OU not getting the pressure on McCoy nearly as much this half, and now McCoy can look like McCoy.

He just got the P.I. call, but he had all day to throw there.

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:49 pm

game is more than likely over.

in other news expect OU to call draw plays to the middle and no passing plays.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:49 pm

And there it is. TD Texas.

Will OU answer, or is this one over already?

DiT · Post by **DiT** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:51 pm

I have zero confidence that the O will move the ball at all

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:56 pm

Caleb, you gotta make that catch. No excuse.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:56 pm

Jones has made a couple catchable throws but WR can't make a play