"Jimmy Football" needs to die of cock cancer.

[Van]

That cloying muppet is the opposite of everything that's football. God, I'm already super pissed at every one of those monstrously bad commercials. Dude makes me feel like pikkkle, I get so irrationally angry whenever I see him. I even accidentally watched half a game with the sound off the other day, after muting the tv following that fucker's appearance on my screen.

Cock cancer. Get it, Jimmy.

[Van]

Figures that douche would be sportin' LSU colors.