How fat is your wife... ???

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How fat is your wife... ???

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We've seen pics of Rumplewife... much to my sch grin...

What does your wife look like ???

R-Jack... married a horse.

What about 88 and PSU ???


They're still here on the board tonight...
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Hmmmm....

.. 88 and PUS read this thread almost 30 minutes ago... and just disappeared ???

Looks like Rumplewife may be on the slight side... when going up against the "Midwesterner"... heifers in Ohio and the Penn.
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mvscal wrote:I would say that she isn't nearly as fat as the toothless, drug-addled carny who pounds your stink knot.
Easy there "grease spot"...

You did marry a "Crack whore" with 5 kids.



My bad.... your wife married the crack head and had kids with him.


How's that working out for you...







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R-Jack wrote:
.m2 wrote:
.. 88 and PUS read this thread almost 30 minutes ago... and just disappeared ???
Wait,

You actually mash f5 over and over to see who is reading your threads? :lol:

This troll gets better and better.

So, what does a guy from the east bay feed a "Clydesdale" to make her say... yes ?
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Any bets as to when .m2 will throw up some pics lifted from one of those "Rate My Girlfriend" sites?

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MrsO weighs about the same as when we were married over 46 years ago--- she works out every morning (Pilates, yoga, etc.) and swims 50-60 laps in our pool at night. Wish I could say the same for me.
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My OL has put on 20-30 lbs over the last 2 decades. Still got a decent shape to her and nice cans, so I can't complain. And best of all, she actually exists.
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My wife isn't fat, but I bet m2's mom is. I'd push aside the wrinkly flab and attack her greying fishmound like m2ool attacks a bag of cheetos after spleefing out.
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Thanks for that pic PUS. Right after I lunch too. I think I'll kill you and sell your scalp to d-bag.
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get in line, you labial moron.
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smackaholic wrote:...sell your scalp to d-bag.
eBay that motherfukker. D-bag will try to chisel you...go for top dollar.
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m2, what does your girlfriend look like? My curiosity is aroused...

I still say that m2 is probably the most consistent troll ever on any of these boards.
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Katy wrote:m2, what does your girlfriend look like?



m2 wrote: Image
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I've seen both 88 and PSU's wife things. Rack them.
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If the fourm wasn't filled with sociopaths and paranoid schizophrenics (you know who I'm talking to) we'd probably be able to have OL beauty contests and cool shit like that
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This is wothless without pics. Let's see em. Of course m2 may respond with a dude, but that's okay.
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No, it's not.
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Toddowen wrote:
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RENHOGGIN'
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PSUFAN wrote:RENHOGGIN'
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PSUFAN wrote:RENHOGGIN'
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A ton of us have already posted pics of our families, including our spouses.

No way we consolidate them all in one spank bank thread for you.
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Welcome to Colorado... 2009


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Not that any of you 9-5 drowns would stand a chance of hitting it....
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Good times.... in Colorado

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.m2 wrote:Good times.... in Colorado

Image


Everyday is a day in Disneyland on the circuit .



Smoking hot 20 year old chicks for the taking.



It's good being "the truth".





It's fun being so smart that "the mods" need to alter my posts to keep up with me.


It's good being "the truth".
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.m2 wrote:
.m2 wrote:Good times.... in Colorado

Image


Everyday is a day in Disneyland on the circuit .



Smoking hot 20 year old chicks for the taking.



It's good being "the truth".



It's fun being so smart that "the mods" need to alter my posts to keep up with me.


It's good being "the truth".
shit, rack the mods.
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.m2 wrote:Good times.... in Colorado

Image

Image

Everyday is a day in Disneyland on the circuit .

Image

Smoking hot 20 year old chicks for the taking.

Image

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It's good being "the truth".

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Katy wrote:
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Girls have assholes too.
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Ugh. Roach, there are just some things a person NEVER needs to know.
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A pubic scalping? rofl :lol: :lol:
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Roach wrote:
Martyred wrote:
smackaholic wrote:...sell your scalp to d-bag.
eBay that motherfukker. D-bag will try to chisel you...go for top dollar.
marty, did you ever want to scalp cinder?

Or did you? Got a patch of her toothless groin hair hanging on your rear view mirror?
Did she cum au jus?
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