How about just a good ol' fashioned Hottie Thread? (!)
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Nice work, sfaf. There's HOPE for you yet...
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Other than the big tits and beautiful pussy, Van, she looks like a fucking tranny. I guess if you're into that sort of thing.
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She wouldn't make my Top 1000 list or anything, no, but a nice pussy and reasonably un-hideous fake tits do go over well with me.
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Would she rate higher than you favorite whore, Kim Kardashian? I would definitely rate her higher than KK, hell, nothing a paper bag can't fix.
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KK wouldn't make my top 1000 either, but that's neither here nor there as it regards to whether any of us would fuck her if she hit on us under the right conditions.
KK has a million times prettier face than that fake blonde, and better tits, too. When KK's in one of her occasional exercise phases her legs are likely better too. The only below average physical aspect of KK is her (usually) sloppy ghetto ass.
You gotta admit, KK has a beautiful face, gorgeous hair, perfect skin, a perfect, dazzling smile and excellent (and real) breasts. There's a lot to like there, physically.
The mudshark thing, that wouldn't stop you from fucking her, not if she were some chick in a club. If she tries hard enough, she's going to land you. It might be in some dark corner of the club, or out in the parking lot, on the hood of your car; maybe during the taxi ride to her place or certainly in some random fuckfest at a party.
You might even break down and insist on wearing a sport coat or six, but you'd absolutely do her, if she made you her mission for the night.
KK has a million times prettier face than that fake blonde, and better tits, too. When KK's in one of her occasional exercise phases her legs are likely better too. The only below average physical aspect of KK is her (usually) sloppy ghetto ass.
You gotta admit, KK has a beautiful face, gorgeous hair, perfect skin, a perfect, dazzling smile and excellent (and real) breasts. There's a lot to like there, physically.
The mudshark thing, that wouldn't stop you from fucking her, not if she were some chick in a club. If she tries hard enough, she's going to land you. It might be in some dark corner of the club, or out in the parking lot, on the hood of your car; maybe during the taxi ride to her place or certainly in some random fuckfest at a party.
You might even break down and insist on wearing a sport coat or six, but you'd absolutely do her, if she made you her mission for the night.
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You could drive a subway train between those bazoongas.
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Enjoy them while you can, because Simona Halep is considering breast reduction.
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That last one, the one with the psychedelic bullseye, that's gotta be about how they all look to Dins, come last call...
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Better?Van wrote:Only downside I see with her, despite her overall "fakeness," and her ghetto 'brows, is she looks a bit flabby. Those arms look kinda chubby and her thighs are showing some definite sigs of cellulite, even spread the way they are. Remove the airbrushing and other wytching from that pic and she's likely two Happy Meals and/or five years away from being County Fair Chocolate Covered Banana Chick.
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Wow! I'm a sucker for brunettes........
I'll be thinking of her when my wife goes "Air France" on my "Eiffel tower"....
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TVO, yes, infinitely better.
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What can I say, you found a good'un, with that brunette. If she ditched the Stripper Stripe in her hair she'd be about perfect. I can live with her A cup breasts, since they're perfect A cup breasts. They're beautiful, and they fit her body.
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Good Gawd you are one wacked dude. You ARE a dude right?Van wrote:If she ditched the Stripper Stripe in her hair she'd be about perfect.
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Red x, dude.
Sue me, I like "real." Not a big fan of the Stripper Stripe, in either direction. I don't like garish blonde streaks on a brunette and I don't like rainbow sherbet streaks on a blonde.
I'd certainly overlook it, for that brunette.
Sue me, I like "real." Not a big fan of the Stripper Stripe, in either direction. I don't like garish blonde streaks on a brunette and I don't like rainbow sherbet streaks on a blonde.
I'd certainly overlook it, for that brunette.
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SFF, hurry up and edit that post, before anybody else sees it. Replace those floppy hags with some actual hotties. You've been on a roll here. Don't end your streak with a weak dribbler back to the pitcher's mound.
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she has a nose?Roach wrote:That nose of hers tells me she could give excellent rimmers.Sirfindafold wrote:
ergo
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hadn't noticed since I can seem to raise my gaze above that ass.
sff, that makes up for pbr and a smoke in the previous post.
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Couldn't let this one slip by unracked. There's something really cute (wholesome, almost?) about this one...Sirfindafold wrote:
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It's her tits.
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There is just something about the zipper-front sweater that is exposing only part of this watermelon farm. She is definitely leaving me with wanting more. It really doesn't matter though as I can still cream an entire roll of Bounty with just the one exposed basketball.
Have mercy.
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where is this beach? i'm headed there stat
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"Good evening, Mrs. Izzo. Such a fine night we're having, aren't we? By the way, your bra seems to have gone missing, and your tits are fucking spectacular. Say hi to Tom for me."MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
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Strong effort from Billy Donovan...RACK!
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Here's a link to a deece site.
Cute natural gals, if you're into that.
http://www.domai.com/photos.html
Plenty of pics to click and enlarge without having to join.
Props to those of you who click on the darkie at the bottom of the page.
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http://www.domai.com/photos.html
Plenty of pics to click and enlarge without having to join.
Props to those of you who click on the darkie at the bottom of the page.
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