Paddy has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him. Mick says, 'How you doin?'
Paddy says, 'Okay but do me a favor mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing.'
Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters sitting on the bed. He says,'Your dad's sent me up here to have sex with both of you.'
They say, 'Get away with ya... prove it.'
Mick shouts downstairs, 'Paddy, both of em?'
Paddy shouts back, 'Of course both of em, what's the point of fukin one?
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Archive.
BTW, keep the day job.
BTW, keep the day job.
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rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Well, it could be worse.
You could live in Canada.
You could live in Canada.
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I'm going to hit this thread with some Mrs. Dash and spread it across Rumplemaw.