Great, Larry. Now do it on a picture of Muhammed.

[Van]

K.C., he offended my religion??



Dude, update your spreadsheet.

[KC Scott]

Less spreadsheets here - but you copywrote that Smack too.... damn.

Seriously though, if you don't have a stake in the game - why all the words?

[Van]

What, are you new here, or something?



Btw, it's getting to be funny, how much you're hanging onto that one time I pointed out the fact that you duplicated a post of mine.

[KC Scott]

Just poking you with whatever comes to mind.

All that really stands out is you're a guitar snob, write tomes where a sentence would suffice and have that glass dick paranoia

Other than that, you're just as non-descript as the rest of us

[Tom In VA]

Just watched the episode in question - Tom and Van are totally off base on their point (surprise)
But in our "I take everything personnaly beacuse I'm a ________ " society I'm not surprised

Well your powers of observation are clearly keen enough to see what is not there.

Care to point out where I was "offended" or "put off" by this show or anywhere comedians poke fun at Christianity or religion in general ?

My point was, dispute this please, is that perhaps the Network is why LD wouldn't make fun of muslims to the extent he does Jews and Christians. I likened that restraint to the restrain it has been alleged Comedy Central applied to the creators of South Park.

Thanks in advance for your prompt reply with supporting documentation attached. :D

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

A Jew pisses on a Jesus painting and strangely this thread turns into "Get the Muslims before they behead you!!!".

Amazing how your minds work.

[KC Scott]

T & V - you should know it's not what you wrote - It's how I perceive your meaning.

I'm perceptive that way

[Tom In VA]

You're very perceptive, in a Salvador Dali kind of way. Lay off the shrooms dude, they warp your perception.



Same with you Marty, Good Science, how you draw that inference is beyond me. Islam is a Religion of Peace. Peace through intimidation, peace through strength, peace through threat of violence. I like it. I'm converting. I'm getting a personal Imam to answer all my questions.

I'm going to eat some pork bbq first.

[LTS TRN 2]

NEW YORK — A devout Muslim woman told police she slashed her husband's neck with a kitchen knife as he slept because he forced her to eat pork, wear short skirts and drink alcohol in violation of her religious beliefs.

Rabia Sarwar, 37, pleaded not guilty to attempted murder and was freed on $25,000 bail. She told police in a written statement that she was emotionally abused by her husband, Seikh Naseem.

"He made me do so many things that are against Islam," she wrote in a statement to police.



Read between the lines, people: Beware women in beekeeper suits if you're walking along humming an insipid tune in the hinterlands of Nova Scotia. C'mon, ludicrous hack comedians like Larry Davis and Jesus are hardly a threat on the order of seething PNAC/AIPAC Jews pushing all their buttons to maintain and expand the catastrophic Quagmire II.

Wake The Fuck Up!! Playtime's over!

[Smackie Chan]

NEW YORK — A devout Muslim woman told police she slashed her husband's neck with a kitchen knife as he slept because he forced her to eat pork, wear short skirts and drink alcohol in violation of her religious beliefs.

RACK her! She was simply trying to abide by the "'til death do us part" portion of her wedding vows and avoid being a loser divorcee.

/s/

IF

[Tom In VA]

Well no, see that is a flaw in logic. There is no way The Jew "murdered" Christ. He gave His life as it was the will of the Father. No death on the cross, no prophecy fullfilled, no new covenant.

It was, what was, supposed to be; is what it is; and shall be what it shall forever more unto the word.

Hence, blaming the Jews = NOT PAYING ATTENTION IN Sunday School.

Even the Catholics give Judas a pass up until the point he committed suicide ...it was that act alone that doomed him. The rest of it was him doing what had to be done.

[Diogenes]

Actually it was the wops who killed Him.

[Bizzarofelice]

Jews? Greasers? Socs? Who cares who murdered Jesus just so long as his worthless cult ass is gone.

[Tom In VA]

Jews? Greasers? Socs? Who cares who murdered Jesus just so long as his worthless cult ass is gone.

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

[LTS TRN 2]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fd7_1256923509

All your nervous nattering about "Jewishness" is simply avoiding the reality...

WAKE UP NOW!!!

[KC Scott]

Well no, see that is a flaw in logic. There is no way The Jew "murdered" Christ. He gave His life as it was the will of the Father. No death on the cross, no prophecy fullfilled, no new covenant.

It was, what was, supposed to be; is what it is; and shall be what it shall forever more unto the word.

Even the Catholics give Judas a pass up until the point he committed suicide ...it was that act alone that doomed him. The rest of it was him doing what had to be done.

[Tom In VA]

Nah, I'm more the Comic Book Store dude.



Actually ...

[KC Scott]

Tom, I've been posting with you for about 10 yrs now and have seen you go from FMJ Troll (funny) to preachy argumentitive Ned Flanders Dude (not so Bwa).

I can only attribute this to a massive infusion of Holy Spirit

Hi diddily doo to you too..........

[smackaholic]

Tom, I've been posting with you for about 10 yrs now and have seen you go from FMJ Troll (funny) to preachy argumentitive Ned Flanders Dude (not so Bwa).

I can only attribute this to a massive infusion of Holy Spirit

Hi diddily doo to you too..........

I attribute it to a lack of infusion of a different type of spirits.

Tom, I'm sure sobriety has improved your actual life, but, for fukks sake, I wish you'd honor your irish heritage every now and then and get sloppy drunk and find the keys to fmj troll.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Tom, I'm sure sobriety has improved your actual life, but, for fukks sake, I wish you'd honor your irish heritage every now and then and get sloppy drunk and find the keys to fmj troll.

CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

...errr...I mean...

...Good for you, Tom. Abstinence from "demon liquor" hasn't made you less funny in my book.

Well...a little.

[Tom In VA]

Appreciate the insight fellas.

KC Scott, think you're way offbase in this thread but overall, there's some truth in what you're saying. The Good news, is I had plenty of "unfunny argumentative prick" in me when I was drunk too.

Odd I come across as "preachy" though, typically I simply try to share my knowledge, experience and occassionally an opinion ... rarely does it involve telling other people what THEY should do (unless it's of course to go fuck themselves).

I bet you wouldn't have turned this thread into something about me if I was a Muslim though.

[KC Scott]

I bet you wouldn't have turned this thread into something about me if I was a Muslim though.

If that were the case, I would have tracked you down, then turned your information over MVS for termination with extreme predjudice

[Tom In VA]

I bet you wouldn't have turned this thread into something about me if I was a Muslim though.

If that were the case, I would have tracked you down, then turned your information over MVS for termination with extreme predjudice

I just had a flashback to the Col Kurtz Troll at SCIII.