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Don't forget, these women are all probably at least in their late 50s and even in their 60s. If you expect any woman (or man for that matter) to look nearly as good today as they did 40 years ago, you've got a rude surprise coming.

In other words...

NOBODY ages well.


except Michelle Pfieffer and Diane Lane...


...and Mrs. 88.
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Believe me, I do.
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She was pretty cute back in the day

I'm thinking the Kate Hudson charachter in "Almost Famous" was based on her

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Mace wrote:It's when you have the option of taking a good shit or having sex...you head to the bathroom.
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Mace wrote:It's when you have the option of taking a good shit or having sex...you head to the bathroom.
A true pro would combine the two.

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It's finding that putting socks on ain't as simple a process as it used to be.
..and putting on a pair of pants while standing up can become a dangerous adventure.
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there should be a 50 year old X games. Putting on a pair of jeans a size too small, while standing up could be an event.
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Yeah, I used to think that whole "I've fallen and I can't get up" schtick was pretty funnay. Now I'm starting to fear it.
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