Carrie Prejean sex tape. Yep, that's right.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 12:05 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R0a9xq6uek

The dumb bitch can go away any time now.

She's not bright and she's not well-spoken at all.
A plastic simpleton.

A squirrely little fruitcake Miss U.S.A. judge cr@pped his p@nts over her legit answer to his question and then she got hosed by the other gayist judges.

Yeah, we get it.

So she, lacking any other capabilities, took that event and has gravy-trained it for all it's worth.

What better example could one set for the young women of America?

Go away, ignorant cunt.

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:27 pm

This thread is worthless with links.

the_ouskull

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:34 pm

Tom In VA wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:I thoroughly enjoy her hypocrisy being exposed, Tom.
What hypocrisy ?

No shit.

She claimed her values came from being raised in "an old-fashioned way" and sent a video of her doing the two-fingered butter churn to her boyfriend.

Sounds to me like she practices what she preaches...

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:47 pm

Who said "old-fashioned" and prudish Victorian standards were one in the same ?

Go back to the forties, you can't tell me some of our granmums and what not weren't sending pictures to their men "over there" of them with no "under wear".

And there's nothing more old-fashioned than one sex of a species trying to arouse, attract and KEEP the attention of the opposite sex of the species. In fact, it's natures way.

Nothing hypocritical about a little soup stirring. If she was getting her carpet munched or a dildo shoved up there by another female .. then we might have something. I know what I'd have

That wouldn't make me a hypocrite either because I don't give a flying fuck what people do in their bedroom. Just quit frontin' like it is something "normal". It's not. Compared to other animals, there is absolutely nothing normal about human sexuality.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:53 pm

Great argument Tom except the same Party she stumps for promotes Abstience, Anti-Abortion, Anti-Pron and Anti everything except married missionary position with the lights off.

You kinda see the hypocracy yet?

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:03 pm

KC Scott wrote:Great argument Tom except the same Party she stumps for promotes Abstience, Anti-Abortion, Anti-Pron and Anti everything except married missionary position with the lights off.

You kinda see the hypocracy yet?

No. She was asked a question.

Her answer.

"Well I think it's great that Americans are able to choose one way or the other. We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage. And, you know what, in my country, in my family, I think that I believe that marriage should be between a man and a woman, no offense to anybody out there. But that’s how I was raised and I believe that it should be between a man and a woman."

Do you see the slightest inclination that she is stumping for anything ? Sounds like she's riding the fence post instead of her fingers in this one - but doing the same thing.

100% undeserving of the bullshit she's been put through.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:19 pm

Tom In VA wrote:Do you see the slightest inclination that she is stumping for anything ? Sounds like she's riding the fence post instead of her fingers in this one - but doing the same thing.

100% undeserving of the bullshit she's been put through.

BWA!!! Yeah, she's such a victim of the endless national publicity on her comments. Such a poor helpless victim that she's gone on a national book tour, presumably to peddle a book asking everyone to leave her alone I suppose.

She's Darva Conger with a better face and a book deal.

BTW, props to the loonies on the right for having Sarah Palin and Carrie Prejean as its current public presence. Yeah, that brain trust should really help rally the troops.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:37 pm

OCmike wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:Do you see the slightest inclination that she is stumping for anything ? Sounds like she's riding the fence post instead of her fingers in this one - but doing the same thing.

100% undeserving of the bullshit she's been put through.
BWA!!! Yeah, she's such a victim of the endless national publicity on her comments. Such a poor helpless victim that she's gone on a national book tour, presumably to peddle a book asking everyone to leave her alone I suppose.

No question she's capitalizing on it. Why shouldn't she ? This country rewards anyone who can claim "victim" status.

It's been a cottage industry for some time. Current political clime and white house inhabitants out front should have told ya.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:38 pm

Tom In VA wrote: Go back to the forties, you can't tell me some of our granmums and what not weren't sending pictures to their men "over there" of them with no "under wear".

How about the ones fucking dudes who didn't go "over there"?

Jesus, Tom. You're world is such a Norman Rockwell painting.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:43 pm

Martyred wrote:
Tom In VA wrote: Go back to the forties, you can't tell me some of our granmums and what not weren't sending pictures to their men "over there" of them with no "under wear".
How about the ones fucking dudes who didn't go "over there"?

Plenty of that occurred, I'm sure, but it wasn't anal ...err I mean analagous to the situation here of masturbatory fun. For all we know some GI's were Irie like and enjoyed seeing pictures of their women getting boned by someone else, who knows.

Roger_the_Shrubber · Post by **Roger_the_Shrubber** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:05 am

I can't stand Ms. Prejean because even though that guy on death row was guilty, she still was on his side, her being a nun and all too..........

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 4:44 am

mvscal wrote:
poptart wrote:So she, lacking any other capabilities, took that event and has gravy-trained it for all it's worth.
Isn't that what Miss America is supposed to do?

It was Miss U.S.A., and yes, the Miss U.S.A. winner gets to "gravy train" that.

But the 'BODE says Peejean lost.

I would have had much respect for her if she would have handled the whole thing with quiet DIGNITY.

It would have done a lot more for her "cause" if she had done that rather than parade herself around as a supposed victimized spokesperson for traditional values and Christianity.

She's seriously pitiful and an only marginally more respectable person than faggot Perez Hilton.

Terry in Crapchester · Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:59 pm

OCmike wrote:BTW, props to the loonies on the right for having Sarah Palin and Carrie Prejean as its current public presence. Yeah, that brain trust should really help rally the troops.

Don't forget about Michelle Bachman. She might just be the nuttiest of the whole group.

Isn't it about time for Katherine Harris to make a comeback?

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:07 pm

The real problem is her trying to maintain that double standard - "Do as I say - not as I did"

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 4:36 pm

What double standard ?

You still haven't clearly defined that. I actually posted her quote for your convenience. You've conveniently ignored it though.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 6:07 pm

Dude........ dude?

Quit trying to play that game.

She was adopted by the Moral Majority and has said or done nothing to distance herself from the bible toting, holier than thou crowd.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 6:11 pm

KC Scott wrote:Dude........ dude?

Quit trying to play that game.

She was adopted by the Moral Majority and has said or done nothing to distance herself from the bible toting, holier than thou crowd.

I'm not playing a game. I'm discussing facts. You've drawn a conclusion, that's cool, I think it's a silly one but cool.

Personally the whole "double standard" thing is another thread altogether. I assure you the "moral majority" does not have a monopoly on "double standards".

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 6:37 pm

She and her lawyer advised them in writing and verbally that the settlement was not to be discussed on the show. JSC should know that due diligence was taken and she should sue the fuck out of him for his stupidity.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 8:32 pm

Okay...let me get this straight...this wind-up Barbie Doll whose hero is Sarah Palin and who now is some sort of professional victim...has at least seven sex tapes floating around?

And...here Tom and other good Christer folks are trying to ....coddle her through this so that....???

Excuse me, but this is every bit as weird as Pastor Meth Ted taking a cream pie for Jesus.

Well, just so we aren't completely haunted by the image of Carrie coyly looking at the camera (us) while rubbing her clit, here's a little perfectly true fantasy to hang your hat on: the great and beautiful actress Vivien Leigh was in fact a nymphomaniac. Yep, but it's actually a disease and not funny or particularly hot (???), though we would have to take the word of her husband, Lawrence Olivier, for confirmation of this.

"Jesus?...How's he hung?"

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 8:54 pm

LTS TRN 2 wrote:

RACK

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:07 pm

MadRussian · Post by **MadRussian** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:43 am

Martyred wrote:

Get back to your job, those animals aren't gonna fluff themselves, shitwipe

http://rapidshare.com/files/305667328/C ... Part_1.wmv

http://rapidshare.com/files/305667378/C ... Part_2.wmv

Untested and from what I've read, if you're only gonna dl one, make it the 2nd. It could be her but not obviously and it fits the description of a blonde finger blasting herself to pron.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:11 am

KC Scott wrote: She was adopted by the Moral Majority and has said or done nothing to distance herself from the bible toting, holier than thou crowd.

Why should she?

So she can fit in with your crowd?

Go fuck yourself you mewling little cunt.

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:03 am

mvscal wrote:What's the controversy? She's hot in a plastic Barbie doll sort of way and she likes to finger herself on video. It doesn't get any more All-American than that.

The only post worth reading in this whole thread. Rack Mvscal for getting it.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:45 am

so where's the pics? you fuckers are worfless.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:53 am

For the record, there's no official record of her being nympho.

She was bi-poler.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:29 am

Willers, get it straight. Vivien Leigh is hot. The Barbie Jesus Celeb Whore is not. Okay? Sure, she's good looking and quite fuckable...but it would just be empty. Of course that would be normal for you, just paying up front and hey--"You're not up, you''re not in and you' re not getting a refund." And sure, you've not gotten a lot of refunds, you don't need to explain. But understand this (and this is what you're really not getting), if there was a tape of Vivien Leigh pleasuring herself while in character..."I fairly aches to feel the pulsin' member of a willin' gentleman.." Suffice to say you'd change your tune, if not your whole dented head space. :wink:

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:14 am

Papa Willie wrote:And if you liked women...

Stop projecting your heterosexual morality on Felchco.

What happens in the privacy of his own personal gay sex fetish dungeon is his own business.
Let he who is without a mouthful of dick-butter cast the first anal dildo.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:27 am

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Vivien Leigh is hot. The Barbie Jesus Celeb Whore is not. Okay? Sure, she's good looking...

Why don't you figure out what it is you're trying to say first, Felcho, and get back with us.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:43 am

'Sup, blu-gu?

It's pretty clear. Vivien Leigh was genuinely hot. Prejean is completely artificial. She's a caricature of a fake consciousness. It's not so uncommon, though we usually associate this sort of Barbie Doll bearing with something from the 1950's. I'm not sure what you're confused about. What...that they're both sexually repressed? Well, at least Leigh wasn't some insufferable Christer asshole, right?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:13 am

Don't worry Felchco. Your faithful companion will always stand by you.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:52 pm

Where are we going here, fellas? Some kind of kirstie Alley joke? I guessing that dildo-bearing hound pretty much reflects Prejean's sex life, sure...but...you forgot the joke.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:35 am

Papa Willie wrote:
Martyred wrote:

Don't worry Felchco. Your faithful companion will always stand by you.

Right-click, save......

To go with all your other dildo & cock pics, no doubt.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 7:32 pm

Okay, let's back off from the kiddie porn, eh?

Now look, Willers, what you're missing here is that while Carrie Prejean is cute and perky, you're still going to have to deal with what's inside her dome when fucking her. But...are you really aware--or have you considered--the recent tremendous advances in sex robotics? Of course the Japanese are leading this exciting new area of technology, and as with buying our worthless T-bills, aren't we the better for it!!

I thought we'd go "jungle" tonight, honey....

So, keep saving your quarters in a jar, and soon you'll be in the saddle with a sex partner who won't laugh at you.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 7:57 pm

R-Jack, the new robotic pussies are reportedly amazing. Even a total loser like you can enjoy lubricious heaving elaborations with the fantasy partner of your choice. You don't need hollow homo smack anymore.

Oh, R-Jack-san...you are thrilling me...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Nov 20, 2009 7:59 pm

You are the single most confused, repressed motherfucker I've ever seen on T1B.

Seriously. Try a dating service.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:43 pm

Oh, get a clue, you tired little punk. I mean, look at you...following me around and pissing on any thread with your school-yard bratty cat-calls. Aren't you embarrassed, you no-talent creep? Bring something, anything...but stop faking it. Or at least try.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:47 pm

Felchco, exactly how much do you love to suck Jew cock?

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:59 pm

That's all you've got? Why aren't you embarrassed? You should be. Look, M-fake, my icon is fucking Spinoza! Why do think I have anything against Jews? Because I abhor Israel? Well, if a German abhorred the Nazi regime, would you suggest he wants to blow Goering? Are you really so childishly lame that you can't get up to speed on basic satire, sarcasm, lampoon, parody, etc.? All you've got is pathetically weak cat-calls of homo-smack?

Well, why the fuck are you here?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:06 pm

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Why do think I have anything against Jews?

Because, secretly, you envy them.