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KC - OAK In Game (Break out the brooms thread)

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Oakland is fixin' to kick the shit out of the Hooterville Chiefs and execute the 2009 SWEEEEEEEP of them.

KC will be playing it's 2nd straight road game while Oakland is coming off it's bye week, rested and finally HEALTHY.

Best receiver, Shilens - in the lineup for the first time this year
Best back, McFadden - back in the lineup
Best O-Lineman, Gallery, back in the lineup

Same shit QB, Russell, still under center


Well, I DO predict a good game from Oakland this week and a good game from Russell -- relatively.
They'll look NFL caliber.
And the 'duds will get to 3-6 and The Nation will get erect and start dreaming of getting hot and getting into wildcard contention.

Until ... Cincinnati comes to town and cockblocks that all to hell -- like 37-3.

Cincinnati
@ Dallas
@ Pittsburgh

Hmmmmm ....

The ship is sunk and Al has truly driven a once proud team and fan base right into the ground.

But at least this Sunday we can wave our dicks in air.


What I am thankful for:

The Kansas City Chiefs



Raiders 27
Chefs 17
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poptart wrote:What I am thankful for:

The Kansas City Chiefs
Ditto.

And props to the Silver and Black as well.
Whenever I feel embarrassed about being in the same division as the Lambs...

I realize it could be sadder.
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Just enjoy your german shepherd's pie on Thanksgiving.

We'll take it easy on you.

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I thought this thread was going to be about the Bengals beating the Steelers this weekend.
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poptart wrote:Oakland is fixin' to kick the shit out of the Hooterville Chiefs and execute the 2009 SWEEEEEEEP of them.
I laughed. LOUDLY.
Well, I DO predict a good game from Oakland this week and a good game from Russell -- relatively.
They'll look NFL caliber.
Since WHEN??? :lol:

Look for Matt Cassel to rain TDs on the 'duhs via Dwayne Bowe/Chris Chambers, and JaMoolie can plan on LOTS of time on the ground. No sweep this year, folks:

Chiefs- 24
Alculas- 12
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
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Time was when a Chiefs vs. Raiders matchup would generate gang warfare and a 6 page, archivable thread.

My, how times have changed. :(

Nevertheless, the only thing that makes the Chiefs demise easier to swallow is knowing that the 'duhs have sucked even harder, for longer.

Chiefs 17
Duhs 9
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R-Jack wrote:
Paul wrote:
poptart wrote: They'll look NFL caliber.
Since WHEN??? :lol:
You do realize that "they'll" is not past tense, right?

Anyway

Raiders 19
Queefs 13
I don't care. Same old sorry ass Raydahs.
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
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Javon Walker has asked to be released.

I'll be very curious to see if he is released, and if he is picked up, and if so, what he can produce for the team that signs him.

He's barely seen the field this season, despite Oakland having a DESPERATE need for a capable vet to help out, and the fact that he keeps saying he is good to go.

He's either full of shit or Cable was given the werd from the Pajama Man that D.H. Bey will be on the field.

Shilens got hurt in pre-seaon and that was a BIG blow to the Raider receiving corp.
I had hopes that Walker would be ready to give us SOMETHING, because I didn't trust the rookies to do much for us.
Cable assured everyone prior to game one that starting two rookie receivers to go with JaMarcus was "no problem," but I knew he was full of hot air.

Murphy is a gamer and I like his future.

D.H. Bey has me quite concerned.

Even more disturbing than his virtual ZERO production are his comments when asked about it.

"I'm solid and grading out well after the games" and such laughable absurdities as that.


Solid shit.
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Gotta say I'm happy to see the Chefs in their "Texans" gear - it almost makes me forget their from KC.

Bush just ran for 80 yds and Fargas punched it in. Nice start Chefs.
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Nice run by Jamal Charles on 4th & 1 - now in Todd Haley traditon he won't see the ball again
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Chiefs lead at the half 13-10....we all knew they would, now can they KEEP the lead once the game's over?
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
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J. Russell with another tremendous half of football.

8-19 for 64 yds

That's gettin' it done.
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The FAT kicker shanked it wide left....damn the bad luck. :D
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
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Just horrible, horrible football.....

The last three plays -

Russell scrambles, totally oblivious to where he is and completes the pass after he's across the LOS

Next Play Chefs, have Russell in grasp, they can't bring him down, he gets the pass off 6' above the Receivers head who tips it right into the Arms of the Chef's DB who drops it.

Then to cap the drive Seabass misses the FG -

Just really, really ugly
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Holy Fuck - They just topped it with a reception by Bowe who fumbles and then 4 raiders kick it and muff it 20 more yards downfield before the Chefs recover

Football Follies bound
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Oh Christ - The Chefs go for it on 4th and 1 from the 20 , and don't even bother with an actual play action fake and instead roll Cassell out who promptly tries throwing to a covered TE 3 yds. away

I can't watch this shit anymore........
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Hindsight 20/20, but I would have taken the 3 pts right there if I was Haley.

Don't risk leaving pts on the field in a close division road game.

Bad decision.
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R-Jack wrote:
Paul wrote:The FAT kicker
Irony.
How so, anklebiter?
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
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I thank God everyday that JaTripleDouble isn't MY team's QB....Ryan Leaf thinks that guy is a complete bust.
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
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No Smack here - honestly Russell is the worst QB I can ever remember seeing at a Pro Level. Ever. The worst mechanics, the poorest vision and the worst accuracy. I just watched him miss 3 straight throws to totally open WR - it's just stunning how bad he is
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Uh oh, we might be FUCKED....the Raydahs just took JaMoolie out and put a QB in. :doh:
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
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Russell yanked and not happy.

:lol:
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what's also amazing is why the called 3 straight passes? Fuck all they had to do is hand to Bush or Fargas up the middle.

And of course right after the punt, Cassell muffs the draw handoff to Charles and the Raider recover.

And promptly go 3 and out.

Honestly, this is just as bad as profootball can get
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R-Jack wrote: The recievers just have not done their part either.
are you watching the same game?

Every pass was at their ankles, over their heads or behind them.

You can't put that on the receivers
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As long as the Chiefs suck a little bit LESS than the Faiduhs today, I'm good with that. :lol:
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
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Sadly for Oakland, they actually DO have some playahs on this team.

But they've got ...

- no QB
- no O-Coordinator
- no G.M.

I mean, what could go wrong?


Strictly looking at personnel, a solid coach and organization could have this bunch of guys at .500, imo.
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Most of the drops come when the receiver is shocked as shit that the fat dummy actually put the ball where he is supposed to.

:lol:


I've never seen a QB play SO badly and yet still be trotted out as the starter week-after-week.

I don't buy the "JaMarcus gives us the best chance to win" garbage.
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I hear ya pop - but how much gray matter does it take to see that running works and until the opposition can stop it, there's no reason to do anything different.

Fuck, I coached for 12 years and that basic premise worked pretty well
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R-Jack wrote:
Blackout..
Don't tell me you're technology challenged as well -

There's a reason I pu that thread and easy instructions up in here

http://www.myp2pforum.eu/nfl-cfl-afl/46 ... -10-a.html

I've got the Hawks / AZ game on the PC and the Raiders/Chefs here on the laptop
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16-10, I'll take it....now if we can just keep Wallace Gilberry from hitting the enemy QB late we just might get out of that shithole with a "W".
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
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The Chiefs OWN that fucking shithole. :twisted:
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
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And in a fitting conclusion DHB has a ball hit him in the hands, and as he tries juggling he sets a perfect volley to the S for an INT to wrap the game.

Thankfully the Colts Pats game is coming on
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War Wagon wrote:
Chiefs 17
Duhs 9
Damn, I was close to nailing that prediction.

Thank you Raiders for giving the "special" kids and coaches from KC some competition they can play with and down to.

Just an embarrassing cripple fight, that's what that was.

Haley is an absolute idiot with some much of his play calling and game management. Had they found a way to lose that game (like they did the one at Arrowhead) I doubt he would've made it back to KC. The players would have lynched him on the team bus on the way to the airport and dropped his body off is some back alley.

That said, the Chiefs have now won 7 straight at the Black Hole. No other team can say that. We come into your house, raid your fridge of 40's, rape your wimmen, and wipe our cocks on your drapes before sauntering off with a vaguely unsatisfied feeling.

Swallow that 'duhfan.
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