Should America convert to Islam?
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Should America convert to Islam?
Think about it...
Islam, as you claim, is a brutal, war-like, remorseless religion with intolerance for modernity. It seems to me this is exactly in keeping with your current national character. You can have all your wars and murders officially sanctioned by a state religion.
Jesus was a simple, bumpkin, broke-ass beggar compared to Mohammed (peace be upon him). Mohammed was, after all, a king and a very wealthy and powerful man. The way your country fetishizes celebrity, you'd think the Prophet was tailor-made for the U.S.A. No "prince of peace" bullshit...just an angry scimitar ready to dispatch your head from it's body.
I would dare you to find a more "conservative" religion.
Even mv says Jesus was a pillow biter. Now, Mohammed...he's the epitome of libidinous fury and jingoistic ferocity.
Drop to your knees and face East.
Islam, as you claim, is a brutal, war-like, remorseless religion with intolerance for modernity. It seems to me this is exactly in keeping with your current national character. You can have all your wars and murders officially sanctioned by a state religion.
Jesus was a simple, bumpkin, broke-ass beggar compared to Mohammed (peace be upon him). Mohammed was, after all, a king and a very wealthy and powerful man. The way your country fetishizes celebrity, you'd think the Prophet was tailor-made for the U.S.A. No "prince of peace" bullshit...just an angry scimitar ready to dispatch your head from it's body.
I would dare you to find a more "conservative" religion.
Even mv says Jesus was a pillow biter. Now, Mohammed...he's the epitome of libidinous fury and jingoistic ferocity.
Drop to your knees and face East.
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: Should America convert to Islam?
If your going to post your family photo album, don't complain later that personal information is being passed around.LTS TRN 2 wrote:
I hope that baby still respected you in the morning, faggot.
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Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
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Re: Should America convert to Islam?
First IKYAJBWAI? (I Know You're A Jew But What Am I?) I think I've seen.
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Re: Should America convert to Islam?
IndyFrisco wrote:First IKYAJBWAI? (I Know You're A Jew But What Am I?) I think I've seen.
I am a pioneer.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: Should America convert to Islam?
What the fuck is your problem?
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Re: Should America convert to Islam?
Mods? Nick Felcho has a few posts that need "moderating." :P
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Re: Should America convert to Islam?
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: Should America convert to Islam?
What are you talking about? What mohel?LTS TRN 2 wrote: Look, if you're going to run out photos of a dog with a dildo its mouth, why are you so nervous and harried about a simple mohel doing his job?
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Re: Should America convert to Islam?
Felchco...are you okay? Quick, breathe into a paper bag...
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Re: Should America convert to Islam?
To answer the question...yes, probably.
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Re: Should America convert to Islam?
PSUFAN wrote:To answer the question...yes, probably.
You just want the 72 virgins, right?
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Re: Should America convert to Islam?
You're a moron.Martyred wrote:Think about it...
Islam, as you claim, is a brutal, war-like, remorseless religion with intolerance for modernity. It seems to me this is exactly in keeping with your current national character.
Besides, Atheism fits that description squared.
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Re: Should America convert to Islam?
That - and The West really lacks a good wifebeating manual.Martyred wrote:PSUFAN wrote:To answer the question...yes, probably.
You just want the 72 virgins, right?
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.