Yesterday was a prime example. I was lobbed a big, fat, juicy softball that I just HAD to powerbomb out of the park.
Random text at about 8 P.M. last night: hey there im alone and kids are out of town. you should come over : )
me: that's cool about the kids, but what about the pets? let's make this interesting.
random person: no response

I know...who gives a fuck?