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"Que the fuck," you ask?

Fuck USC.

Fuck Petey for getting assfucked by Jim Harbaugh and asking him WTF. Fucking Cal did what you couldn't do.

Fuck that little fucking dog (George Tirebiter? Really?) that used to be your Methodist mascot before the regal (read ghey) Tommy Trojan on Traveler.

Fuck your bye week before rivalry week.

Fuck the victory over OSU in the Shoe. It means diddly fuck thanks to Purdue.

Fuck Notre Dame for not firing CWeis at halftime and give that brainiac Pat Haden the gig against his alma mater to fellate Jimmy Clausen in each huddle.

Thank you U & L for dropping Southern Cal's BCS ranking into the toilet.

Thanks also to Stanford for eviscerating your collective dickholes with a rotten, fungused rose bush 55 times in one night.

Put 'em all on that paisley guitar-porn bean bag of yours and take it.

Sit back, loosen your cardinal and gold Mrs. Vogelesque ramparts, and enjoy the unlubed NCIS thrashing this Saturday night.

I'll even buy you a drink.

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Oh, right, USC plays UCLA this week.

They didn't just cancel that, by mutual agreement?
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Mace,

Whatever your quarrel with Van guaranteed he won't .mdouch2e this and duck and beaver, err, cover.

Van,

Southern Cal was BCS champ on paper, too. About 8 weeks ago.

Nice try.

No, let's say they gear up and decide it on the field of play, mmmkay?

UCLA - no QB, no consistent running game, no standouts on either side of the ball, and 1-7 in last eight meetings.

No problem. It's a crosstpwn rivalry. Things have a way of averaging out.

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Sudden Sam wrote:Clue in crossword puzzle a couple days ago was: Pac 10 power.

Believe it or not, the answer was UCLA.

Musta been a basketball fan did that one.

When the subject is overall NCAA sports, UCLA fan simply points at the Scoreboard and laughs at the rest of us...

because it ain't even a close contest.
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Dinsdale wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:Clue in crossword puzzle a couple days ago was: Pac 10 power.

Believe it or not, the answer was UCLA.

Musta been a basketball fan did that one.

When the subject is overall NCAA sports, UCLA fan simply points at the Scoreboard and laughs at the rest of us...

because it ain't even a close contest.

You're kidding, right?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NACDA_Directors'_Cup

NACDA Directors' Cup (since inception in 1993)
(UCLA is currently in 30th place for this academic year)

NCAA Division I
Year First Second Third Fourth Fifth
1993-94 North Carolina Stanford UCLA Florida Penn State
1994-95 Stanford North Carolina UCLA Arizona Florida
1995-96 Stanford UCLA Florida Texas Michigan
1996-97 Stanford North Carolina UCLA Nebraska Florida
1997-98 Stanford (tie) North Carolina, Florida UCLA Michigan
1998-99 Stanford Georgia Penn State Florida UCLA
1999-00 Stanford UCLA Michigan Penn State North Carolina
2000-01 Stanford UCLA Georgia Michigan Arizona
2001-02 Stanford Texas Florida North Carolina UCLA
2002-03 Stanford Texas Ohio State Michigan Penn State
2003-04 Stanford Michigan UCLA Ohio State Georgia
2004-05 Stanford Texas UCLA Michigan Duke
2005-06 Stanford UCLA Texas North Carolina Florida
2006-07 Stanford UCLA North Carolina Michigan USC
2007-08 Stanford UCLA Michigan Arizona State Texas
2008-09 Stanford North Carolina Florida USC Michigan
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No, Mace, that was on purpose. Cal doesn't exist in the real world.
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He doesn't know the difference...
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But didn't they win the national championship? They're obviously favored to win again this year.
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Mikey wrote: You're kidding, right?
OK, it's not as big a margin as I thought, but UCLA indeed has the most NCAA championships in all sports combined (I thought this was common knowledge).


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You said overall NCAA sports, not total championships.

Championships, yes, UCLA.

Overal NCAA sports, at least for the past 16 years, it's not even close.
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Mikey wrote:You said overall NCAA sports, not total championships.

OK, now I'm curious -- what the fuck else did you think "pointing at the Scoreboard" meant?
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Fuck off. I'm not going to get into a stupid argument over semantics.

Look up NACDA Directors' Cup and educate yourself about the scoring system.
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Mikey wrote:Fuck off. I'm not going to get into a stupid argument over semantics.

You should, since it's about the only defense for the stupid statement you made.
Look up NACDA Directors' Cup and educate yourself about the scoring system.

Really?

You're actually going to try and take one small slice of the vast NCAA history to try and make some asinine point?


Really?
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Rack socal! :lol:
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Mikey wrote:

Championships, yes, UCLA.

Damn. Guess we'll just have to settle for most NCAA championships then...


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Yeah, but if you throw out the 86 years before 1992, STANFORD IS THE ALL-TIME CHAMPS!!!!!!


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