Tim Tebow "Remember when"..........

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Tim Tebow "Remember when"..........

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Ok, you all probably remember this from your high school graduation, so let's play Tim Tebow "remember when" since Tebow's career at Florida is over and he is soon on to cure world hungar.

I will start................

Remember when Tim Tebow took all the credit for Florida winning a national title as a backup QB?
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i remember the last time i was hungary, but then i ate lunch.
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M Club wrote:i remember the last time i was hungary, but then i ate lunch.
Kiss my ass. I graduated college 7 years ago. I don't need to know how to spell anymore.
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you graduated college seven years ago? aren't you running your own business?
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M Club wrote:you graduated college seven years ago? aren't you running your own business?

I was running my own four years after college... what's your point?
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I remember when Tim Tebow flew around the Earth so fast that it stopped rotating and reversed its rotation causing it to turn back time so he could swoop in to pick up a puppy in the street before it got hit.

I remember when Tim Tebow stood on the levies of New Orleans and held up a hand and said "STOP KATRINA!" and the winds, rain and walls of water subdued.

I remember when Tim Tebow cured cancer and AIDS in the same day.

I remember when Tim Tebow subverted the Cuban Missle Crisis.

But most of all....I remember when Tim Tebow had enough of the pressure and put a shotgun to his mouth that is so readily available in the South, pulled the trigger and simply shit out the buckshot 3 hours later after a cup of joe.

Tim 3:16 For God so loved the Gator Nation that he gave his one and only begotten Tebow, that whoever inhales his seed shall not perish but have everlasting life.
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SunCoastSooner wrote:
M Club wrote:you graduated college seven years ago? aren't you running your own business?

I was running my own four years after college... what's your point?
just giving him inconsequential shit about his spelling and grammar. (he wrote 7 instead of seven.) i assume those are of paramount importance when sending correspondence from your fledgling business.

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Sudden Sam wrote: I remember Tebow letting Mike Shula wait 'til signing day to tell him he wasn't going to Alabama. I'm glad he didn't become a Tider.
lots of kids to this, non? sometimes they even wait till they're your starting left tackle before transferring to ohio state.
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Remember your team beating Tim Tebow? I do.
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I remember when Tebow rode into a football stadium on a fan boat and lead the muddogs to a win in the Bourbon Bowl.

I remember when Tebow was a no body boxer until he fought Apollo Creed for the title and won, then he beat Clubber lang, and Ivan Drago.

My favorite Tebow memory was as a baby elephant he was taken away from his mother at the circus and forced to play as a clown. Then he was given a fake magic feather which convinced him he could fly so he jumped off this really high platform spread his big ass ears and really did fly. From that point forward I never doubted Tebow again.
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M Club wrote:
SunCoastSooner wrote:
M Club wrote:you graduated college seven years ago? aren't you running your own business?

I was running my own four years after college... what's your point?
just giving him inconsequential shit about his spelling and grammar. (he wrote 7 instead of seven.) i assume those are of paramount importance when sending correspondence from your fledgling business.

"how does you're insurence company treat you? don't sell yourselfs short. we offer great plan's."
Thank u 4 tha buziness email etiket lesson mr m club.
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