Woman headbutts, urinates on Wal-Mart security guard

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:41 am

I would absolutely love this story if those laughing smiley dudes actually were included in the original story.

:D

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:07 am

Wow, to have the presence of mind to unzip your fly and actually urinate on him. Clutch move.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:20 am

I think she prolly just went with the grab a handful of panty, pull to the side and let'er rip method.

we really need a pic of the security guard. dibs on him as my next avatard.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:21 am

I'm thinking mumu, not pants. All she did was heave and unleash the fury.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:21 am

if i was wallymart security guard dude, i am fairly sure i would have handled this one myself, no matter how bad it ended for me.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:22 am

Van wrote:I'm thinking mumu.

yeah, you're prolly right.

how much would it be worth to have the entire episode on tape?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:25 am

how much global warming errrrrrrr.... climate change will it take to completely submerge all of s.e. michigan? i assume this is in the lovely detoilet metro area?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:37 am

ok, then how much global warming to drown them out too? they gotta be close to lake michigan. i kinda like chicago and wouldn't want to see it go too, but, if that's what it takes, oh well. let's fire up them coal powerplants and do this.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:38 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:No, West Michigan, suckaholic. Muskegon is pretty much the Detroit of West Michigan. Industrial city devoid of jobs with lots of balck people.

don't you mean, used to be industrial city?

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:30 pm

Muskegon is a cesspool...

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 5:57 pm

smackaholic wrote:ok, then how much global warming to drown them out too? they gotta be close to lake michigan. i kinda like chicago and wouldn't want to see it go too, but, if that's what it takes, oh well. let's fire up them coal powerplants and do this.

Global warming won't help the Great Lakes. The Great Lakes land area is rising, causing water levels to drop.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:26 pm

fine. let's just nuke them then.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 3:25 am

Roach wrote:

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:37 pm

smackaholic wrote:I think she prolly just went with the grab a handful of panty, pull to the side and let'er rip method.

we really need a pic of the security guard. dibs on him as my next avatard.

Some gals learn that with just a delicate pinch they can create a tighter spray--which can sort of be aimed. Just helpin' out :wink:

T1B

Woman headbutts, urinates on Wal-Mart security guard

Re: Woman headbutts, urinates on Wal-Mart security guard

Re: Woman headbutts, urinates on Wal-Mart security guard

Re: Woman headbutts, urinates on Wal-Mart security guard

Re: Woman headbutts, urinates on Wal-Mart security guard

Re: Woman headbutts, urinates on Wal-Mart security guard

Re: Woman headbutts, urinates on Wal-Mart security guard

Re: Woman headbutts, urinates on Wal-Mart security guard

Re: Woman headbutts, urinates on Wal-Mart security guard

Re: Woman headbutts, urinates on Wal-Mart security guard

Re: Woman headbutts, urinates on Wal-Mart security guard

Re: Woman headbutts, urinates on Wal-Mart security guard

Re: Woman headbutts, urinates on Wal-Mart security guard

Re: Woman headbutts, urinates on Wal-Mart security guard

Re: Woman headbutts, urinates on Wal-Mart security guard