Serious matter

[The Deciders]

The Deciders pose to this board a very simple query - Should BSmack be BANNED from T1B until he makes good with Wolfman on his 15 dollars?

Poll to follow.

[Mikey]

plus interest

[Wolfman]

I considered this a dead issue quite a while back. I think you should do the same to this thread.

[smackaholic]

he should be charged the delinquent credit card rate, which, i do believe is 109.9% APR.

[Tom In VA]

he should be charged the delinquent credit card rate, which, i do believe is 109.9% APR.

Not a bad idea. AND he'd have to donate it to a charity of Wolfman's choice.



Wolfman, might I suggest this .....

[MuchoBulls]

What does he owe Wolfman $15 for?

[Mikey]

What does he owe Wolfman $15 for?

The best blowjob
in CNY

[PSUFAN]

!!

[PSUFAN]

Wanna bet?

[smackaholic]

what ^^^^ said. He will always be B ilk, no matter what he does to square things up with gramps.

[poptart]

$15 ... plus interest ... can buy a lot of Fixodent.



sayin'

[trev]

13 want him banned for not paying up?

I chose option 3

[Katy]

I chose option 3 only because there was no option to vote for "nobody gives a big fat fukken eel cock."

[Go Coogs']

$15 ... plus interest ... can buy a lot of Fixodent.



sayin'

Or Metamucil


sayin'

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I'd like to pick up where the Deciders left off, if I may.

I considered this a dead issue quite a while back. I think you should do the same to this thread.

Wolfman, I respect your wish to move on from this, but you can't truly "move on" from something that remains unresolved. So hear me out. What I propose is this:

Roger the Shrubber has come to me recently and expressed his genuine desire to relieve himself of the 20 dollar debt that he owes me. If you're unfamiliar with the backstory, here's a link to get you up to speed:

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... 58&t=33265

My initial thought was to give the 20 bucks to our dear friend Petrus, to aid toward his educations. However, Mr. M Club informed me that there is really no cheap and/or convenient method in sending dear ol' Petrus the funds, unfortunately. So then I decided perhaps it should go to assist the ravaged citizens of Haiti. But then George Clooney appeared on my television, and it looks like he's got everything under control. He's working overtime in a call center right now.

So, Wolfman, it's time to settle this up. RtS will pay you the full 20 dollars (15 bucks, plus interest). With it, you can buy two cases of Beast Lite, and perhaps a box of Sea Bond Denture Adhesive Wafers - or whatever else your transplanted heart desires.

RtS - please contact Wolfman and arrange to pay him via Paypal, or through whatever mutually agreeable method.

Good day, sirs.

[LTS TRN 2]

Is that fifteen American dollars...or Canadian?....Pesos?

Can he pay "in trade"? A barter for a chicken or a piece of meat found in the forest? Perhaps a deal can be made for the attentions of Wolfman's wench?

Sit down like Barry and the GOP and work this out!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/2 ... 42331.html

[indyfrisco]

So if RtS pays off the debt, does that mean we get to keep BSmack?

Deciders? Thoughts?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

109.9% APR.

Whoa, sounds like a sweet deal.

-AP

[Mikey]

I'm pretty sure that this is just a backdoor attempt by RtS to get wolfie's digits.

Don't give him your contact info wolfman, you'll live to regret it. Or maybe not.

[Cuda]

I'm pretty sure that this is just a backdoor attempt by RtS to get wolfie's digits.

Don't give him your contact info wolfman, you'll live to regret it. Or maybe not.

I'll bet Shrubber doesn't owe Wolfie a dime. Wolfie might see a chance to pick up an easy $20, though.

Don't do it, Wolfie; Shrubber's a negro now and he'll probably rob you.

[Derron]

I say the 15 bucks is a stupid penalty for making bets on the internet..don't know the whole story..

BMonica is a pathetic and pablum spewing liberal, but as I have said before, I would be one of the first to dime him up if I was in his hood to go have a beer, therefore no ban.

Lesson to both, learn how to secure payment for internet transactions BEFORE you make them.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

I'll bet Shrubber doesn't owe Wolfie a dime.

Can you read?

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

I say the 15 bucks is a stupid penalty for making bets on the internet...

But pretty appropriate for posting black cocks on the internet though... Fag.

[Cuda]

I'll bet Shrubber doesn't owe Wolfie a dime.

Can you read?

Shrubber claims to owe Wolfie $20 (or in terms you might understand better, 1/4 of a polo shirt). All I'm saying is he probably doesn't really owe Wolfie anything and is just being his usual info-whore self.

If that's still too complicated for you to figure out, go fuck yourself

[Goober McTuber]

I'll bet Shrubber doesn't owe Wolfie a dime.

Can you read?

Shrubber claims to owe Wolfie $20 (or in terms you might understand better, 1/4 of a polo shirt). All I'm saying is he probably doesn't really owe Wolfie anything and is just being his usual info-whore self.

If that's still too complicated for you to figure out, go fuck yourself

No, apparently you can't read, you fucking moron.

[Moving Sale]

... the kids got too old to be pulled out of school.

YOU are the one that should educate your kids. At least tell me they are not in public schools.

[Moving Sale]

Is this a troll?

It appears that you are a troll because a real person would never produce the same mixture of stupidity and flopsweat.

Don't worry you can always off your shitself and start over.

[Roger_the_Shrubber]

Umm....I Owe MGO $20.

I have offered again and again.

But, .....i will pay the $20 to anyone, as long as there is no more freaking drama.

Cool?

[Roger_the_Shrubber]

Oh, Cuda,

Fuck off, ya idjit!

[War Wagon]

i will pay the $20 to anyone, as long as there is no more freaking drama.

You may settle this debt by a contribution to the JAFFL prize fund, of which ucant is the treasurer.

For your convenience, PayPal is accepted.

[Cuda]

But, .....i will pay the $20 to anyone, as long as I can get their phone number

FTFY

Isn't it time for your next Darvon?

[Moving Sale]

Public since then.

I see, it takes a village eh?

And there is no way I would put them into one of the guilt factories in this town.

Why do you hate Capitalism?

[Dan Vogel]

Are the Deciders a group that actually owns or operates this board? I've never really understood it and I'm not around all that much but I could have some issues to bring up myself.

I don't know BSwipe or what this bet was about but are you seriously going to ban someone over it? So far the results show many favor that. Is betting common in the sports forums here? I just don't have time to look much at them. I'd look into banning a few of the other childish knuckleheads who make putting up messages here not that worthwhile. That's just my opinon.

Also two other things. I entered onto this board last weekend and it took me to a strange board that I've never seen before. I tried a few times but it kept taking me there. And just on easy glance the board content was more strange than this one is. If that is some kind of a joke or whatever can the Deciders hear my opinion on that and that I vote no on jokes like that? Let's not have that. It's just dumb.

The final thing is I never noticed there is a forum down near the bottom of the forum list called the Vogel Zone. If that is just a coincidence then it is one thing but if that is something having to do with me then I'm not interested. You can remove that.

[Van]

What kind of a weird mood does one need to be in before they can don the Vogel Garb to clack out a Vogel Post?

~sighs as he watches an Orville Reddenbacher commerciaI~

'I miss being a hall monitor. Think I'll go be bland and officious on T1B,' he thinks to himself.

Not the best troll we've ever had, but certainly the oddest.