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Sirfindafold
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A cop rides up on a horse next to a little girl on her shiny new bike.

Cop says, "Hi--did Santa bring you that bike?"
The little girl excitedly says yes.

The cop then writes her a ticket for $5 and says, "Next time tell Santa to
put a reflector on the back!"

The girl replies, "Nice horse, did Santa bring it to you?"
The the cop says yes.

The little girls says, "Well---next time tell Santa the dick goes under the
horse, not on top of it!"
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Fatsak
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Get fucked.
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Tom In VA
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Fatsak hasn't posted here in awhile. Merry Chritmas, Krazy Kwaanza, and a Rousing Cha Cha Chanukah(sp) to you.
With all the horseshit around here, you'd think there'd be a pony somewhere.
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I missed that.

Hahaha.

GI Joe is posting as fatsak now. Seasons Greetings GI Joe.
With all the horseshit around here, you'd think there'd be a pony somewhere.
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Doug near DC
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This thread suck horsecocks.


The kind under the horse.
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are the reindeer posting here this year?
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