Rant: Don't shave you chest in the locker room sink

[KC Scott]

Went to the gym today - finished up and hit the showers. Walking out I see dude with barbasol all over his chest shaving at the sink.
Pretty sure He wasn't headed to the Mr. Olympia qualifier.

WTF is going on with the American male these days? Has the Feminization of USA really gone this far?
Shit - if you gotta do it, at least do it in the privacy of your own bathroom.

/Rant

[JMak]

They're reading Maxim and Mens Health and lovin the style sections. Doesn't help that from our President down to our teachers are basically self-loathing males.

[Katy]

Ewww, that's about the gayest thing I've read all day, Scott.

A man who shaves his chest might as well just cut his own balls off.

[Trampis]

They're reading Maxim and Mens Health and lovin the style sections...

Yep.

Shaving in the sink at a fitness club??? Did he wash the sink out by pissing in it too?

[Mikey]

for the record, shaving your chest is a blatant manlaw violation.

Except maybe...

[KC Scott]

Fine, I'll say it.

Showering at the gym screams "abuse my asshole" more than asking Tom Cruise to spot your squats. But go ahead and question someone else's masculinity while walking out of a bathhouse.

:P

First - don't confuse me with the poser "gym dude" who does 4 or 5 free weights and spends more time talking and spotting than actually doing anything. When I go work out, I work out hard for an hour and I sweat - a lot. Like I just got out of the pool a lot.

Maybe you young 'uns were afraid to shower after gym class - but us old guys grew up taking showers rather than spending the rest of the day with our clothes soldered to us.

[smackaholic]

Fine, I'll say it.

Showering at the gym screams "abuse my asshole" more than asking Tom Cruise to spot your squats. But go ahead and question someone else's masculinity while walking out of a bathhouse.

:P

First - don't confuse me with the poser "gym dude" who does 4 or 5 free weights and spends more time talking and spotting than actually doing anything. When I go work out, I work out hard for an hour and I sweat - a lot. Like I just got out of the pool a lot.

Maybe you young 'uns were afraid to shower after gym class - but us old guys grew up taking showers rather than spending the rest of the day with our clothes soldered to us.

What ^^^^^ said. Most of us got over any being seen naked phobia sometime around high school.

Bu, then again, most of us don't live in the bay area where getting nekkid in a locker room is liable to flush a handful of fags outta the woodwork.

[KC Scott]

I'm seriously getting the impression R-Jack's HS Gym Classes ended up with him headed into the showers for the tight whitey wash down with the PE teacher screaming :

"What in the Hell Do you think you're doing in there Cupcake?"

This of course later resulted in Jack and his Fruit of the Looms becoming further inseparable:

[Go Coogs']

Okay, I'll admit it. I shave my chest. Not only that, but once a month my junk and its surrounding areas get a double dose of Nair Cream. After rinsing off the 2nd app, my "dad and two boys" are as smooth as Luther's wytching skills. It feels incredible I must say.

I conduct this ritual in the confines of my own home, so I feel ya on the mens locker room thing, Scott.

[Katy]

Nair Cream

Doesn't that shit burn your nuts off? Nair Cream burns the piss out of you by simply using it on your legs.

Wax is your friend. Try it sometime.

[smackaholic]

his boyfriend likes it.

[Go Coogs']

Don't knock it until you've tried it

[PSUFAN]

Thankfully, my northern european heritage seems to have left me less hirsute than many. But were I covered with a body rug, I guess I'd shrug it off, rather than lathering up...and definitely not at a public gym.

As for the gym...I just take care of my business there and continue on my way. I have no reason to be squeamish...BUT, what is the deal with Likes to Be Nude Guy? Seems like there's always a couple of those floating around - not to mention Demands that You See His Junk Guy. FUCK those assholes.

A couple of years ago we were considering joining a local gym. They took us on a tour of the facilities. My son and I were taken through the men's locker room, so we could see the sumptuous arrangements - a newspaper rack, a wall of flat-screen TVs, etc...and of course, a big hot tub. The fucking thing was jammed full of naked dudes. Apparently, they relaxed in this way - stripping down and getting next to other dudes for a long soak watching an afternoon of NFL football. Just...WTF? Taking a shower at the gym is one thing...sardining yourself into a hot tub with ten other naked dudes and taking in a few games is quite another. I was like, "you're expecting me to PAY you for this privilege? Sorry, nah."

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I figured Rumplechasm would prefer a little ball hair to floss the KFC out of her feedstation before plowing your junk like a hog at a vat of creamcorn.

[H4ever]

Fine, I'll say it.

Showering at the gym screams "abuse my asshole" more than asking Tom Cruise to spot your squats. But go ahead and question someone else's masculinity while walking out of a bathhouse.

:P

First - don't confuse me with the poser "gym dude" who does 4 or 5 free weights and spends more time talking and spotting than actually doing anything. When I go work out, I work out hard for an hour and I sweat - a lot. Like I just got out of the pool a lot.

Maybe you young 'uns were afraid to shower after gym class - but us old guys grew up taking showers rather than spending the rest of the day with our clothes soldered to us.

Have you ever seen a grown man naked, Billy? Do you like gladiator movies, Billy?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

The fucking thing was jammed full of naked dudes.

-Kid Thrashedville

[PSUFAN]

I figured Rumplechasm would prefer a little ball hair to floss the KFC out of her feedstation before plowing your junk like a hog at a vat of creamcorn.

Take a victory lap, bro. Take two.

[BSmack]

I figured Rumplechasm would prefer a little ball hair to floss the KFC out of her feedstation before plowing your junk like a hog at a vat of creamcorn.

Bravo. I am simultaneously laughing and retching.

[Trampis]

A couple of years ago we were considering joining a local gym. They took us on a tour of the facilities. My son and I were taken through the men's locker room, so we could see the sumptuous arrangements - a newspaper rack, a wall of flat-screen TVs, etc...and of course, a big hot tub. The fucking thing was jammed full of naked dudes.

What??? Ive never been a "member" at a gym and do not remember this from highschool P.E.. Is this normal, or was this tour done in Eastern Europe? Ill stick to riding my bicycle and doing pushups and situps on my living room floor thanks.

39/non-shaver

[KC Scott]

BWA @ MGO

PSU - I've never seen a gym, in the US, where there was a jacuzzi in the mens side only.
All of them have been coed - and all required clothes.

The Hotel I was in Dusseldorf earlier this year had coed showers, hot tub and saunas and it was clothing optional - and of course it was all dudes the two times I went down there to work out

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Gyms are nasty... believe me. Do you seriously trust some teenager making minimum wage is scrubbing these showers clean every night? Do you really think those tile floors you're walking on have been cleaned in the last month? That sink you just used... how much 2nd hand sweaty cock is all over that faucet you just touched? Think about it.

I use Purell to clean my hands. If I have to shit, I cut my workout short and use my own throne. I wear workout gloves. I do not use their showers. Men's locker rooms are the nastiest shitholes on the face of the earth.

If you use a gym's jacuzzi or steam room, you're a confirmed homo. End of story. If you use their showers, you either have very limited time on your hands, your house is nowhere near your gym, or you're cock-curious. Most likely the latter.

[KC Scott]

I guess Gyms on both coasts are more like the Village People's version of YMCA - gotta tell you it's not like that here in flyover.
We don't have the preening Qs or fear the stray meat gazers like you coasters - or maybe we do but they're in such fear of beatdowns they keep it to themselves. The third option is I don't notice beacuse I don't give a fuck as long as your not shaving your chest at the fucking sink.

BTW Bill - that's one of the most germaphobic rants I've ever heard

[Dinsdale]

A couple of very funny dudes were (once again) outted in this thread...

Along with some seriously fucking closeted motherfuckers.


Note to self: NEVER allow yourself to be alone with Gaping Slott, for any reason.