Earlier this year, after 30 years of marriage, my parents divorced. Apparently, my dad has a new girlfriend, and he's had her for quite a while. I've never met her.
So, I must pose the question: Is it customary to buy a Christmas present for your Dad's cum dumpster, especially when you've never met her? Thanks in advance, tards.
Get fucked.
Christmas present for Dad's cum dumpater?
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Christmas present for Dad's cum dumpater?
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Re: Christmas present for Dad's cum dumpater?
I talked to the boss. He said he had you covered. She is getting an iron, a cookbook and some anal lube. The card attatched will suggest she learns from the mistakes of those who came before her.
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Re: Christmas present for Dad's cum dumpater?
Grab her ass and stick your tongue in her ear.
If Poppa has a problem with that, just karate chop him in the throat.
If Poppa has a problem with that, just karate chop him in the throat.
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Re: Christmas present for Dad's cum dumpater?
Sure, buy her a mold of an elephant cock dildo!!!
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