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My wife has been asking for a Wii for the last year. So we decided a Wii would be our Christmas present to each other.
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Some kind of perfume that she wanted, the book of Bob Dylan lyrics. I bought her a kindle for her birthday in Sept., so I can't do that one again.

Oh yeah, four tickets to fly the family to NY to see the grandkids, my brother and my nephews. That put a small dent in the checking account.
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To tell the truth I haven't really given it much thought. The jewelry store is my back up. Other than that I'll take MrsO up to the Hard Rock outside of Tampa and let her ride the slots and a nice dinner there.
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I'm single this year... :bode:
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If anybody has a cure for cancer, name your price. Our nephew, all of 25 years old, went into hospice today. All wifey wants is a miracle.
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Whatever I get for my wife, she'll take it back. And she enjoys shopping much more than I do.

In light of that, my Christmas present to her is money, so she can buy whatever she wants that will fit the amount I give her. Yeah, I know it's boring and unimaginative, but it saves me a helluva lot of aggravation.

Socal, sorry about your nephew, btw.
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socal wrote:If anybody has a cure for cancer, name your price. Our nephew, all of 25 years old, went into hospice today. All wifey wants is a miracle.
Really sorry to hear about your nephew. It makes it even harder during this time of year.

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I always head over to this little store thats along the freeway that sells specialty food items. You know what Im talking about. The kind of place that sells pine cone flavered coffee, pickled cherries, weird shit like that. I usually get her some sort of salad dressing.

My stepson got her some treking poles.
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Mine asked this spring for new patio furniture so we got two sets to put around the pool. I told her it was her Christmas present and she was fine with it. So, technically, I'm done, but I'll go ahead and get a gift certificate to this girly home decor store she loves as well.
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I wish I could get away with just giving her money. I bought her another set of pjs. She has 3 closets full already, but, instructed me to do it. Will prolly stop by the jewelry store as well and a big ass chunk of chocolate works as well.

Sorry to here about the nephew socal. 25 is wayyyyyy too fukking young to evenknow what a hospice is.
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Terry in Crapchester wrote:Whatever I get for my wife, she'll take it back. And she enjoys shopping much more than I do.
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My first Christmas with my girlfriend...it's been brief but we decided to get each other gifts. I bought her a bottle of her favorite perfume. Figured I'd buy something that she'd use often and I'd enjoy it too when she uses it. Curious to find out what she got me...she knows I love sports.

BTW--Save your cousin jokes, bitches...she's getting married today. And I wasn't invited. :hfal:
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Aug trip to Chile to ski during the southern winter.

Have found that "experience" type gifts are better. I don't pay any attention to fashion or furnishings etc. So it is better that she gets that stuff for herself as the need or want arises.
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I usually get here something from:


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I'm giving her a pearl necklace.

Just like last week.

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Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:I'm giving her a pearl necklace.

Just like last week.

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smackaholic wrote: big ass chunk of chocolate
She's gonna look like Image!!!
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BSmack wrote:My wife has been asking for a Wii for the last year. So we decided a Wii would be our Christmas present to each other.
Solid choice. The Wii is a blast regardless of age. He different controls are expensive, but worth it.
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OCmike wrote:
BSmack wrote:My wife has been asking for a Wii for the last year. So we decided a Wii would be our Christmas present to each other.
Solid choice. The Wii is a blast regardless of age. He different controls are expensive, but worth it.
Isn't BSmack's wife like 16 or something?
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OCmike wrote:
BSmack wrote:My wife has been asking for a Wii for the last year. So we decided a Wii would be our Christmas present to each other.
Solid choice. The Wii is a blast regardless of age. He different controls are expensive, but worth it.
Yea, had to get a second Wii controller and nunchuk. Cha-ching, there's another 60 bucks. Plus I bought the Wii Fit, Tiger Woods 2k10 and Medal of Honor Vanguard games. So far my favorites are ski jumping and the driving range on Wii Fit, all of TW 2k10 and tennis on Wii Sports. I can see myself buying a whole bunch more games on Craigslist, especially since the wife is into it.
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Martyred wrote:
OCmike wrote:
BSmack wrote:My wife has been asking for a Wii for the last year. So we decided a Wii would be our Christmas present to each other.
Solid choice. The Wii is a blast regardless of age. He different controls are expensive, but worth it.
Isn't BSmack's wife like 16 or something?
She was. Back in 1992.
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BSmack wrote:[Yea, had to get a second Wii controller and nunchuk. Cha-ching, there's another 60 bucks. Plus I bought the Wii Fit, Tiger Woods 2k10
Looks like you gotta run out and buy a wii pocket pussy if you wanna access the advance features on the new tiger woods game.
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Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:I'm giving her a pearl necklace.

Just like last week.

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BSmack wrote:
OCmike wrote:
BSmack wrote:My wife has been asking for a Wii for the last year. So we decided a Wii would be our Christmas present to each other.
Solid choice. The Wii is a blast regardless of age. He different controls are expensive, but worth it.
Yea, had to get a second Wii controller and nunchuk. Cha-ching, there's another 60 bucks. Plus I bought the Wii Fit, Tiger Woods 2k10 and Medal of Honor Vanguard games. So far my favorites are ski jumping and the driving range on Wii Fit, all of TW 2k10 and tennis on Wii Sports. I can see myself buying a whole bunch more games on Craigslist, especially since the wife is into it.

If you you have a GameStop in your neck of the woods they have deals on used games all the time and give you a decent trade value for your games. I traded in Tiger Woods golf 2010, a gun accessory and purchased new Mario Brothers game and got 3 used games for the price of 2 and spent a total of $60.
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