Santa's naughty list

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:55 pm

Vixen wrote:
Katy wrote:Stucknut gets a visit from me at least once a month. It gets the locals like Kid Nashville pretty upset. Russ and Tigrdog always out me because they're busy gargling SN's balls right now because they want to be accepted. I'm not IP banned from SN now, but I never go there under my normal IP.
Whoa. You sound like one bad ass menstrual cycle, little missy. It's charming the way you describe your antics at other boards, here......for all of us to gather. Really.

Maybe this weekend, after shutyomouth's "skinnier" twin is done working us within death's reach, whats say you send those brats of yours out to chase parked cars for the night, and you and I get our "scissor" on?

I don't think Vixen will be partaking in the milk and cookies at Katy's house this Christmas eve... Just a hunch.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:36 am

Vixen wrote:
Katy wrote:Stucknut gets a visit from me at least once a month. It gets the locals like Kid Nashville pretty upset. Russ and Tigrdog always out me because they're busy gargling SN's balls right now because they want to be accepted. I'm not IP banned from SN now, but I never go there under my normal IP.
Whoa. You sound like one bad ass menstrual cycle, little missy. It's charming the way you describe your antics at other boards, here......for all of us to gather. Really.

Maybe this weekend, after shutyomouth's "skinnier" twin is done working us within death's reach, whats say you send those brats of yours out to chase parked cars for the night, and you and I get our "scissor" on?

WOAH. My 'scissors' don't swing that way. But I'm flattered....seriously. If my scissors cut that way, you'd be soooo IN, gorgeous.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:37 am

SunCoastSooner wrote:
Vixen wrote:
Katy wrote:Stucknut gets a visit from me at least once a month. It gets the locals like Kid Nashville pretty upset. Russ and Tigrdog always out me because they're busy gargling SN's balls right now because they want to be accepted. I'm not IP banned from SN now, but I never go there under my normal IP.
Whoa. You sound like one bad ass menstrual cycle, little missy. It's charming the way you describe your antics at other boards, here......for all of us to gather. Really.

Maybe this weekend, after shutyomouth's "skinnier" twin is done working us within death's reach, whats say you send those brats of yours out to chase parked cars for the night, and you and I get our "scissor" on?
I don't think Vixen will be partaking in the milk and cookies at Katy's house this Christmas eve... Just a hunch.

She's more of a jerky and Miller Lite kinda girl. I'll leave some on the doorstep for her.

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:29 am

Katy wrote:I'll leave some on the doorstep for her.

You mean that piece of cardboard in front of your trailer? Yeah..."doorstep"...

I'm sure many a velcro sneaker has been wiped on that, you dumb cunt.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:53 am

Blitzen wrote:
Katy wrote:I'll leave some on the doorstep for her.
You mean that piece of cardboard in front of your trailer? Yeah..."doorstep"...

I'm sure many a velcro sneaker has been wiped on that, you dumb cunt.

Trailer smack? We wait a goddamn fucking year for you meatheads and this is what you come up? :doh:

FAIL

Plato · Post by **Plato** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:55 am

Plato wrote:Diogenes - Scroll wheel Hall of Fame. Incapable of posting a fresh or original thought. Dude looks like he goes to the river to take a bath once a month - you saw his pic? HAHAHA Trailer park material. Get a shower and a haircut, son.

You do realize that your "protests" in this thread have only served to reinforce THE TRUTH of the take, don't you, assclown?

And look at your very own picture. BWAAAHAHAHAAA!!

This is an individual who hasn't fired on all cylinders since listening to Ratt's Round and Round for the 628th time.

Pitiful, just pitiful.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:56 am

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:54 am

Plato wrote:Notice how obedient most of the shit posters have become? They take their lashing and don't back sass because they know that the word of the reindeer is law. Fear the deer.

So, staying up all night on 5 hour energy drink is the law and to be feared? Right.

Bitch, don't you have some errands to run?

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:56 am

Cupid wrote:The manliest poster to come from that internet bathhouse married a rhino and shaves his own twat.

Unfortunately, this is true.

Plato · Post by **Plato** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:57 am

Dio the Rock Star

Dio the Rock Star was a message board ze-ro
With his crystal meth and his bolded font
And his posts which simply blow
Dio the rock star was illiterate they say,
He would cut and paste and produce
Such waste, and the board all knew he's gay.

There must have been some magic in that
Old blonde wig he found.
For when he placed it on his head
He'd air guitar around.
O, Dio the Rock Star
Was as stoned as he could be,
He'd KHOA and deer would laugh
'Cuz they made him bruise his knee
Slurpetty slurp slurp,
Slurpetty slurp slurp,
Look at Dio go.
Slurpetty slurp slurp,
Slurpetty slurp slurp,
Make our pee flow.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:05 am

Just chiming in to say that a certain former troll of mine sucks donkey balls.

Please stop. You like make the Baby Jesus cry and shit.

Donder · Post by **Donder** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:19 pm

Dinsdale (a.k.a. The Great One - fuck Gretzky, you had it first),

It's painful right now, but wipe your tears and take solace in knowing that the deer held a candlelight vigil in remembrance of your brilliance (and that of the U & L) prior to leaving this season. Softly singing Sinead O'Connor's Nothing Compares to You, much weeping and gnashing of teeth may or may not have taken place, imo.

We're not worthy.

Snore Wagon, stop taxing your mind and stick to what you know - GED triumph and hourly wage servitude.

Plato · Post by **Plato** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:57 pm

Dumbfuckery - The Blowhards

Mister Bushice - Was run. Arrogant lout who took his toys and went home. Lives in a perpetual state of sore ass, which somehow transposes itself into lengthy rambling posts that nobody in their right mind gives a shit about.

Dinsdale - See above, except that 20,400 posts in, he still thinks someone wants to view his unabomber-like rantings. You killed us with the sleeper hold, dude. This king of all things wet-dreams of being Ken Jennings in his next lifetime.

BSmack - Turn on, tune in, drop out. Drop out of the board, what a wonderful idea.

TVO · Post by **TVO** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:40 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:This is honestly the BEST reindeer year yet. This is funnay this time! Brutal AND funnay!!!

edit: Oh DonderIAA, Vixen apparently married a "man" and has a family now. Good for her, sucks for you. Yeah, being a nurse is "no career" as you say you fucking twat. Update your spreadsheet you freak. What a fucking pussy you are.

What's funnay is AP's compulsive desire to be ass fucked by strangers on an interweb board. This guy changes Depends on old folks faster and with more fevor than when he tells us he's a medico. Funnay. Even 'tart can run him, but that's what makes AP's clit tingle I suppose.

More pics AP, the crowd calls for more pics. Keep that camera close as you booze through the hollidyas pal...

Why do you hate straight people?

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:08 pm

What you gon' do with all that Punk?
All that Punk with the stretched out trunks?
He really really got got got drunk,
Punk got drunk cause he's in a slump
My Punk, my Punk, my Punk, my Punk, my Punk,
My Punk, my Punk, my Punk, my stretched out lady trunks (Check it out)

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:04 am

Dinsdale wrote:Just chiming in to say that a certain former troll of mine sucks donkey balls.

Please stop. You like make the Baby Jesus cry and shit.

Dasher kicks major fucking ass. Just sayin'.

Roger_the_Shrubber · Post by **Roger_the_Shrubber** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:39 am

I'm just in here to RACK Katy for the wheelchair pic. Outstanding!

RACKETH!

Oh, and just a request for the Mod's, owners, higher powers, whatever,,,,,,,,,PLEASE no more posting pics of AP where he isn't totally clothed.

PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:39 pm

Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:I'm just in here to RACK Katy for the wheelchair pic. Outstanding!

RACKETH!

Oh, and just a request for the Mod's, owners, higher powers, whatever,,,,,,,,,PLEASE no more posting pics of AP where he isn't totally clothed.

PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

The internet is everything to you, isn't it, you broken down old fuck.
You want inspiration? How's about blowing out the pilot light and hitting BROIL.

Dasher · Post by **Dasher** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:26 pm

Papa Willie wrote:deer balls

Does the turkey gravy go straight to your brain after you inhale it through a fire hose, you disgusting sphere of wasted lard?

Vixen is a female, you repulsive jackass.

Gee, ya think the name and pic gives anything away? Holy fuck, you're dumb.

MadRussian · Post by **MadRussian** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:30 pm

RACK the reindeer and teh wytches

Dasher · Post by **Dasher** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:40 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:

Oh, hey, if it isn't shutyomouth's little cheerleader, promptly by to pat his ol buddy on the back. You think he's some clever folk, don't ye? What with all those strings of naughty words.

Just don't pat him between a crease or you might lose that stubby little hand of yours in a vortex of undigested franks and beans. Maybe if you get lost inside his innards you could do a PET.

Cupid · Post by **Cupid** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 3:56 pm

Only two lines and you still couldn't rhyme it. You are pathetic.

Dasher · Post by **Dasher** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:00 pm

Her balls in my mouth, your pussy riding my cock
When you head down south, my jizz shall fill your box!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LMAO!!! GENIUS!! LOL!!!!

-Simple Sam

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:25 pm

Papa Willie wrote:You're the black deer, aren't you? Bet you're packing some heat.

Even this thinly veiled black cock reference will most certainly cause Fubu Clown to stop in mid-sentence whilst penning his latest windshield note, drop his pizza boxes, and pedal furiously to this thread... like post-haste and stuff.

Dasher · Post by **Dasher** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:47 pm

Papa Willie wrote:You're the black deer, aren't you? Bet you're packing some heat.

Your girth is a natural bullet proof vest, so I wouldn't worry about it. Your layers of skin could tarp off the Superdome after a Cat 5 hurricane.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 5:37 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Dasher wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:You're the black deer, aren't you? Bet you're packing some heat.
Your girth is a natural bullet proof vest, so I wouldn't worry about it. Your layers of skin could tarp off the Superdome after a Cat 5 hurricane.

I use my gut as my condom. At times, I use it as my cock.

BWAH

Dasher · Post by **Dasher** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 5:49 pm

At times, I use it as my cock.

Probably a good idea since you can actually reach your gut.

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 6:00 pm

Katy wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:
I use my gut as my condom. At times, I use it as my cock.
BWAH

Well look who popped in? T1B's very own Skankarella.
Figures an attention whore like her would take a minute out from making mustard sammiches for her Asperger's riddled brood to come to Cheez-In-A-Tube's rescue.
Why don't you just PM him and share panic attack recovery stories and stick to what you're good at? Namely, exhorting your fuckbrained lowlife "friends" to troll this place.

Have a battery-acid macchiato on me, sploogerag.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 6:03 pm

Blitzen wrote:
Katy wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:
I use my gut as my condom. At times, I use it as my cock.
BWAH

Well look who popped in? T1B's very own Skankarella.
Figures an attention whore like her would take a minute out from making mustard sammiches for her Asperger's riddled brood to come to Cheez-In-A-Tube's rescue.
Why don't you just PM him and share panic attack recovery stories and stick to what you're good at? Namely, exhorting your fuckbrained lowlife "friends" to troll this place.

Have a battery-acid macchiato on me, sploogerag.

Borrowing plays from Kid Nashville's playbook again, Blitzen?

Read Stucknut's archives and this board's archives and you'll see this verbatim.

Goddamnit, you greasy fuckheads need to give me keys to a reindeer troll.

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 6:09 pm

Katy wrote: Read Stucknut's archives and this board's archives and you'll see this verbatim.

Will you shut the fuck up already? Nobody is going to Stucknut or Queefchat or Diaphragm Rinse or any other dogpile you've ever plugged. Fuck. It's like, the answer to every accusation laid on you resides in some far off magical kingdom, that acquits every one of your tedious, mind numbingly blank posts.
Holy fuck, you don't need Rudolph's shiny red nose to see through your paper thin personality.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 6:13 pm

Blitzen wrote:
Katy wrote: Read Stucknut's archives and this board's archives and you'll see this verbatim.

Will you shut the fuck up already? Nobody is going to Stucknut or Queefchat or Diaphragm Rinse or any other dogpile you've ever plugged. Fuck. It's like, the answer to every accusation laid on you resides in some far off magical kingdom, that acquits every one of your tedious, mind numbingly blank posts.
Holy fuck, you don't need Rudolph's shiny red nose to see through your paper thin personality.

You can always gives us more southern stereotypes. Those are hilarious. Wait...No, they aren't.

I get it, Blitzen.

Blitzen: You're a skanky, whore.

Check.

Blitzen: You have 3 kids.

Check. Yes, we know.

Blitzen You're in the south, you live in a trailer. blah, blah, blah, blah...

Check.

Blitzen You suck.

Check...you've said that in 100 words or more.

Blitzen Have a drink..you're a drunk.

Check. You've said that.

Blitzen Katy, you do know you suck, right? I need to say this over and over again to drive home my only point.

Check. Yes.

Now can you please manufacture some funny now? TIA

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 6:22 pm

Sorry ------------------> tl;dr

government cheese says what?

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 6:26 pm

Blitzen wrote:Sorry ------------------> tl;dr

government cheese says what?

I get it...

You have reading comprehension problems on top of a recycled copy of "Smack like a Champ?"

Gotcha.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 7:32 pm

Have a drink Katy.

On me.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 7:34 pm

Mikey wrote:Have a drink Katy.

On me.

Done.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 7:44 pm

You guys are all invited to my trailer for government cheese, watered down gin, rock fights between my kids, and bologna sandwiches. It'll be one helluva holiday hoedown. Yeeeeah buddy, we southerners sure do know how to party.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 7:54 pm

Will that be fried bologna?

mmmmm.....mmmmmm

:paul:

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 7:57 pm

Mikey wrote:Will that be fried bologna?

mmmmm.....mmmmmm

:paul:

Oh hell yeah. Then we'll all play a game called "Pin the tail on the daddy."

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:10 pm

SWEET FUCKING SANTA CLAUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just received Katy's pic in my PM box 20 minutes ago (thanks to whoever)
When I find the bastard that threw sulphuric acid in your face (I can barely make out Buc's knuckle marks) I WILL GORE HIM WITH EVERY ONE OF MY 10 POINTS!!!!!!!!!!

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:16 pm

Blitzen wrote:SWEET FUCKING SANTA CLAUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just received Katy's pic in my PM box 20 minutes ago (thanks to whoever)
When I find the bastard that threw sulphuric acid in your face (I can barely make out Buc's knuckle marks) I WILL GORE HIM WITH EVERY ONE OF MY 10 POINTS!!!!!!!!!!

Glad I could be of service to you. Consider it one of many mercy fucks you'll receive.

Now bring the funny, bitch.