Homeland Security ???

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:35 pm

Seriously. If Johnette wasn't so non-photogenic, these guys would have been the bomb.

fix · Post by **fix** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 5:42 pm

Diogenes wrote:Seriously. bomb.

BTW, hijacking in process.

That probably just put you on someone's watch list.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 5:57 pm

Otis wrote:
Diogenes wrote:Seriously. bomb.

BTW, hijacking in process.
That probably just put you on someone's watch list.

Like I wasn't already.

Something Wolfie might actually remember...

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 6:01 pm

Martyred wrote:
Dr_Phibes wrote: When combined with what other elements to use as a detonator?
Mystical Islamic Fairy Dust...or, MIFD for short.

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Perhaps they were planning on flatulence from a mixture of falafel and hummus to do the trick?

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 7:04 pm

Diogenes wrote:Seriously. If Johnette wasn't so non-photogenic, these guys would have been the bomb.

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BTW, thread hijacking in process.

Somewhere on this site is a Concrete Blonde tribute thread done up by none other then Dinsdale himself.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 9:11 pm

Martyred wrote:"I know you've heard it all before -
so I don't say it anymore
I just stand by and let you
fight your secret war."

What secret war, B-juice? The whole point of the New Pearl Harbor was to make it a 24/7 everybody frightened war.

Now, if you're suggesting that this was a fake--that the threat was somehow staged just to keep everyone on nervous Alert, well say it. Don't just piddle about with your usual witless snippets--and then when shown to have been a fool, pretend that you're still being coy.

You've actually never had a prescient take on anything, come to think of it. You sure missed this one. :wink:

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 9:16 pm

The friendly skies might get even more "friendlier". When cavity searches are the put into place, I hope they at least give you a free dinner.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 9:57 pm

Quit trying to un-hijack my thread, bitches....

JMak · Post by **JMak** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 11:15 pm

Thank goodness this latest "man-made disaster" was avoided. Wouldn't want the administration to have to engage in any further "overseas contingency operations" against terrorism. I'm not sure why more people are not blasting Obama for this charade of treating terrorism like liquor store hold-ups and being completely comfortable with reacting to civilians deaths rather than trying to save lives.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 11:40 pm

Tom In VA wrote:
The friendly skies might get even more "friendlier". When cavity searches are the put into place, I hope they at least give you a free dinner.

This is what's next

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:57 am

KC Scott wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:
The friendly skies might get even more "friendlier". When cavity searches are the put into place, I hope they at least give you a free dinner.
This is what's next

If it is, I sure hope Hooters is still running that airline.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Dec 30, 2009 1:12 am

Diogenes wrote:Quit trying to un-hijack my thread, bitches....

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Dio, there's not a whole lot you and me agree on, but on these two things we see eye to eye...

1. Concrete Blonde is awesome

2. Nick Felchco sucks squirrel anus

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:06 am

Martyred wrote: Dio, there's not a whole lot you and me agree on, but on these two things we see eye to eye...

2. Nick Felchco sucks squirrel anus

I think the entire CDS would join hands (even MVS) and sing Kumbya in support of this truth

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Fucking - A this chart

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:00 am

Martyred wrote:
Diogenes wrote:Quit trying to un-hijack my thread, bitches....

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Dio, there's not a whole lot you and me agree on, but on these two things we see eye to eye...

1. Concrete Blonde is awesome

2. Nick Felchco sucks squirrel anus

We can go for three.
Concrete Blonde is better heard than seen. Rack Johnette's vocals.

Aside from that....

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:11 am

I wrote Dancing Barefoot, and ZioDog doesn't know what it's about at all.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:44 am

Bite me, bitch.

What part of Hijacking do you not understand?

BTW, who did Sprinsgreen steal Because the night from?

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:53 am

And we're all missing the point. What happened to Wolfie? Is he being held hostage? tortured? No way a 193 year old dude knows Concrete Blonde

Hey, you all know I'm all about the caring.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 8:00 am

This is what happens when you google and drink...

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 5:43 pm

Wolfman wrote:The head of "Homeland Security, "Napolitano says that despite Abdulmutallab's success at getting dangerous chemicals on board the plane, commercial flying is safe.
Let me repeat that---Napolitano says that despite Abdulmutallab's success at getting dangerous chemicals on board the plane, commercial flying is safe.
Is this woman playing with a full deck ?? She admits the guy had chemicals to blow up the plane and says that the system is working ??? WTF ???
She should be fired yesterday !! Johnette Napolitano would make a better head of Homeland Security. They now want everyone to stay in their seats for the last hour of a flight and not allow pilots to tell passengers any ETA information ??? Why not just put bags over our heads and lock us in the seats when we get on the plane ? Better yet, just shut down the airlines and make people drive. We are truly living in an insane asylum.

So, how many planes have been blown up by terrorists lately?

How many people have died on the highways?

You are one seriously dumb pile of fuck.

The most dangerous thing about flying today is the chance of dying of hunger or a heart attack waiting in the fucking security lines so they can throw away some dumbfuck's water bottle. They should dismantle the entire TSA and start over. Even without them, flying would be safer than driving. I really can't wait to experience the Newark airport for my flight out tomorrow. Should be hella fun.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 6:15 pm

Of course flying is safer than driving. We accept something like a 50K:1 chance of being killed every time we get into a car. Of course that is just a raw statistic which does not take into account such variables as where you live and your driving habits.
Be that as it may, the Islamic terrorists are not interested in body counts as much as they desire to bring down the airline industry. Their actions along with our reactions are going a long way to resulting in just that.
BTW--it seems that Diogenes does not know the origin of my "Wolfman" name tag around here.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:13 pm

Wolfman wrote:BTW--it seems that Diogenes does not know the origin of my "Wolfman" name tag around here.

Good point. All I know about you is that you're 217 years old and can't spell Dumpster.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 8:19 pm

Diogenes wrote:BTW, who did Sprinsgreen steal Because the night from?

No one...he wrote it.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:27 pm

You mean he admits it?

I'm speechless

JMak · Post by **JMak** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:38 am

What was Mikey's point?

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:56 am

that you're a sissy.

T1B

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