MNC in game

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:10 am

Somebody has to get this started, shoulda' been Sam.

I hope we didn't run him.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:16 am

There's like a bakers dozen of Hornfans here, we need a stand in for Sam, who's apparently taken his ball and gone home.

I nominate Spray.

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:19 am

roger clemens is such a cocksucker.

Roll 'tide!

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:19 am

Todd wrote:What does "MNC" stand for?

MNC = Mythical National Championship

We've dubbed it thusly here in BTPCF due to the lack of a playoff system.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:22 am

Toddowen wrote:
I'm watching the UCONN women

Rules? Uhhhhh... We'll give you a hall pass on this one.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:22 am

Toddowen wrote:What does "MNC" stand for?

Don't you be a trollin' in here, Todd.

Mythical National Championship.

Sam hates that.

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:23 am

War Wagon wrote:
Toddowen wrote:What does "MNC" stand for?
Don't you be a trollin' in here, Todd.

Mythical National Championship.

Sam hates that.

Nowhere near as much as Jsc hates it.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:27 am

Of course... so does Spray.

If you win the SEC, you're automatically the National Champion.

It's a birthright.

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:31 am

well so far its Texas cheerleader 77
alabamas cheerleaders 0.

Really, who stole bamas cheerleaders breasteses??

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:34 am

ok, I'll do my best to channel Sam...

This game is just a formality, Bama is so much better... but I'm shitting bricks right now, we've never beaten Texas!

Omg, was that Nick who just walked on the field?

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:37 am

Moby Dick wrote: Really, who stole bamas cheerleaders breasteses??

that thief has hit more than just Bama of late. wha'happen?

headed to the bar here with a buddy here in a minute.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:39 am

lucky for UT it's not a September kickoff at 1 PM. they wear those all-whites and it's a jock strap lingerie buttocks show from the horns once they sweat a bit.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:40 am

Papa Willie wrote:I'd sure rather have Keith Jackson calling the game.

As opposed to tossing the coin... he didn't even flip it.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:43 am

c'mon Nick, jeez.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:43 am

at least execute it.

DiT · Post by **DiT** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:43 am

no shit

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:44 am

Bwaa... desperate already?

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:46 am

The db shoula just knocked the ball down!!!

Texas looks ready!

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:46 am

uh-oh

DiT · Post by **DiT** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:47 am

now McCoy is hurt
fookin crazy

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:49 am

Mace wrote:The only thing more stupid than the fake punt call was the D-back intercepting instead of knocking it down and taking over on the 20 yard line.

Unless he had returned it for a TD. Can't blame the kid. See ball, catch ball.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:51 am

War Wagon wrote:
Mace wrote:The only thing more stupid than the fake punt call was the D-back intercepting instead of knocking it down and taking over on the 20 yard line.
Unless he had returned it for a TD. Can't blame the kid. See ball, catch ball.

Yeah, diving backwards he had an excellent chance to house it....

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:51 am

MNC Chat going on: http://theoneboard.com/radio.php

And Tunes

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:52 am

Hate big formations....spread em out and run up the middle if you want to!

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:53 am

Big stop, I think Colt is fucked.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:56 am

WolverineSteve wrote:
War Wagon wrote:
Mace wrote:The only thing more stupid than the fake punt call was the D-back intercepting instead of knocking it down and taking over on the 20 yard line.
Unless he had returned it for a TD. Can't blame the kid. See ball, catch ball.
Yeah, diving backwards he had an excellent chance to house it....

Easy for you to say, sitting in your armchair.

In the heat of the moment, maybe the kid didn't think of that.

Sheesh

campinfool · Post by **campinfool** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:01 am

So far Bama looks timid and Texas is pissed. Hope Colt comes back or Texas may be toast.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:02 am

I left my party and am now shitting bricks in my room. Without Colt we are fucked. I only pray our D holds up after the adrenaline rush is gone. :(

campinfool · Post by **campinfool** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:08 am

Hey SEC fan, Texas Defense is putting on a clinic if you want to learn something.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:11 am

Alabama D vs. Gilbert, a frosh. I'm not too excited about this at all. FML.

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:12 am

campinfool wrote:Hope Colt comes back or Texas may be toast.

Prime wrote:Without Colt we are fucked.

Injuries matter, in terms of winning and losing?

Tha' fuck?

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:12 am

I'm betting Colt is done, they gotta let Gilbert throw the rock.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:15 am

never has a team been behind while up 6-0... I mean to say that Bama is coming on and Texas did not take enough advantage of it's opportunities.

campinfool · Post by **campinfool** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:18 am

Texas play calling with Gilbert in has been too predictable. Shoul have play action on 2nd and goal the forst go round. No Ingram is starting to warm up and Texas defenders are looking powerless. Unless Texas can turn this into a shootout, the longer Colt stas out the slimmer Texas chances are. Crap. Dude finally leads Texas to the promiseland and can't make it out of the first drive.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:18 am

The Tide is turning.

Sorry.

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:26 am

the "clinic" forgot to show up on that goal line stand..not unlike Bamas

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:26 am

Another QB down? Sheesh...

campinfool · Post by **campinfool** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:28 am

It don't matter who the QB is if Greg Davis is calling run, run, pass on 3rd and long. Put Chiles in there and run zone read.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:30 am

Van wrote:
campinfool wrote:Hope Colt comes back or Texas may be toast.

Prime wrote:Without Colt we are fucked.
Injuries matter, in terms of winning and losing?

Tha' fuck?

The fuck you laughing at? Your coach was in the broadcast booth. Mebbe next year he can get another player by giving him a home/Escalade/Money Shot for a shot on the squad.

We have this thing called a "DEFENSE." Something USC hears and is all like "lol wut's that?"

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:33 am

Colt should at least help coach Gilbert up if he can't go.