I'm back.

fix · Post by **fix** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:25 pm

:lv:

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:bode:

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:26 pm

That's it, I'm going to the Igloo Spin Zone where my posting skills are greatly appreciated.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:31 pm

Katy wrote:I'm pretty sure this was a Buccaneer reset.

Ohhhhh, fuuuuuuuck!

That was you?

Now I understand while you keep coming back for more and more of my abuse.

You're the chick who serves as a magnet for dudes who believe that the way to a woman's heart is through her HMO?

Oh, dear.

Well I might just have to back away from this exchange, for fear you might be calling 1−800−799−7233 as we type.

Yup... I "take this shit too seriously.

While the acronym "YHKYOA" has become quite passe, I can't think of a more appropriate application of it than I just witnessed.

Holy fuck -- NOW I understand why you paint such a target on yourself here -- it's your MO.

So, I ran your fiance off of here, so you're fishing for new ones? And I'm the one accused of "taking this shit too seriously"?

Your penchant for abuse landed me in the Archives once before -- if your goal is to make it two, then keep it up. Or shut the hell up -- advice I'm sure you won't take, since those two black eyes indicate you've already been told to "shut up" at least twice before, to no avail. But at least my guilt over beating you silly will be somewhat assauged by the knowledge that you're at least adept at applying makeup in quantity, and milking the "I fell in the tub" line for all it's worth.

fix · Post by **fix** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:32 pm

Katy wrote:That's it, I'm going to the Igloo Spin Zone where my posting skills are greatly appreciated.

Al Gore still bores me.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:34 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Katy wrote:I'm pretty sure this was a Buccaneer reset.

Ohhhhh, fuuuuuuuck!

That was you?

Now I understand while you keep coming back for more and more of my abuse.

You're the chick who serves as a magnet for dudes who believe that the way to a woman's heart is through her HMO?

Oh, dear.

Well I might just have to back away from this exchange, for fear you might be calling 1−800−799−7233 as we type.

Yup... I "take this shit too seriously.

While the acronym "YHKYOA" has become quite passe, I can't think of a more appropriate application of it than I just witnessed.

Holy fuck -- NOW I understand why you paint such a target on yourself here -- it's your MO.

So, I ran your fiance off of here, so you're fishing for new ones? And I'm the one accused of "taking this shit too seriously"?

Your penchant for abuse landed me in the Archives once before -- if your goal is to make it two, then keep it up. Or shut the hell up -- advice I'm sure you won't take, since those two black eyes indicate you've already been told to "shut up" at least twice before, to no avail. But at least my guilt over beating you silly will be somewhat assauged by the knowledge that you're at least adept at applying makeup in quantity, and milking the "I fell in the tub" line for all it's worth.

I've heard this all before only it was funnier at .net. Yes, I said funnier at .net because it was.

I'm unrunnable.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:44 pm

Otis wrote:
Katy wrote:That's it, I'm going to the Igloo Spin Zone where my posting skills are greatly appreciated.

Al Gore still bores me.

That's because you're Canadian. :D

Lillian Vernon · Post by **Lillian Vernon** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:04 pm

Papa Willie wrote: C'mon, Dins. Do it. Come to chat one night.

C'mon, don't invite this sanctimonious blowhard in there.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:06 pm

Sans a few trolls and Trolls(TM) we're well on our way to the legendary Happy Smiley Smackchat Picnic of DJ Vertigo fame.

fix · Post by **fix** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:09 pm

Cuda can bring his egg salad.

Don't forget to bring some treats for precious's lil' Karniverous Kat.

Lillian Vernon · Post by **Lillian Vernon** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:18 pm

Dinsdale wrote: sucking like a Kirby on meth.

First Hoover, now Kirby?

Oh, I get it - vacuum cleaners "suck," so you are making a hilarious analogy.

If this is the unparalleled comedic genius you are laying claim to, let me compare you to a Craftsman ShopVac with a brand new filter before you think of it first. We are talking about a level of suck that will pull the buttons right off your car stereo.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:21 pm

:lv:

RACK

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:52 pm

Archive

Samurai Gangbang · Post by **Samurai Gangbang** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:02 am

I'm back. Again.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:05 am

Samurai Gangbang wrote:I'm back. Again.

RACK.

fix · Post by **fix** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:09 am

And they're off.....

SG and Spray re-united under one roof?

God Help us All.

Samurai Gangbang · Post by **Samurai Gangbang** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:10 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Samurai Gangbang wrote:I'm back. Again.
Go squat on a dick.

Are you running that troll at .net? I like that one. He complements "Fuck off and Die" quite nicely.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:10 am

Pandora's Box has been opened. But things are a lot different than the old days, Otis.

Samurai Gangbang · Post by **Samurai Gangbang** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:11 am

Papa Willie wrote:
Samurai Gangbang wrote:I'm back. Again.

GOD DAMN FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. I WILL KILL YOU. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME. MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

Sincerely,
Russ
:D

is there a problem with you and Russ? I had no idea. Russ has always been cool as shit with me! I still post there.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:12 am

Russ banned us for doing radio over here. :D

fix · Post by **fix** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:12 am

5 pages and counting in less than 24 hours?

I'd say this is more like the old days.

Good times..

Samurai Gangbang · Post by **Samurai Gangbang** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:12 am

Look, Spray and I are both improvising A-type musicians. Sometimes we like to bust out really long solos that everybody hates but we have a great time with.

:lv: :bode:

Samurai Gangbang · Post by **Samurai Gangbang** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:14 am

Katy wrote:Russ banned us for doing radio over here. :D

I knew people had been banned, but I never spoke to him about it as far as I can recall.

it's none of my concern. My only concern is having a good time and roundhouse kicking people in the cunt if they fuck with me or my fliends. :brad:

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:15 am

Samurai Gangbang wrote:
Katy wrote:Russ banned us for doing radio over here. :D

I knew people had been banned, but I never spoke to him about it as far as I can recall.

it's none of my concern. My only concern is having a good time and roundhouse kicking people in the cunt if they fuck with me or my fliends. :brad:

That's the best way to look at it, buddy.

Glad yer here. Now if I can get YT's ass over here, all will be well in my cyber world.

fix · Post by **fix** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:16 am

Samurai Gangbang wrote: My only concern is having a good time and roundhouse kicking people in the cunt if they fuck with me or my fliends.

S'up fliend.

Lillian Vernon · Post by **Lillian Vernon** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:16 am

Katy wrote: :lv:

RACK

Sometimes the best humor comes from real life experiences, because a ShopVac actually did suck the volume knob off my car stereo.

It was a drag because I had to go fishing through all the dust and debris to find it, though it was still more enjoyable than reading Dinsdale's delusional, self-aggrandizing drivel.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:18 am

Lillian Vernon wrote:
Katy wrote: :lv:

RACK
Sometimes the best humor comes from real life experiences, because a ShopVac actually did suck the volume knob off my car stereo. It was a drag because I had to go fishing through all the dust and debris to find it, though it was still more enjoyable than reading Dinsdale's delusional, self-aggrandizing drivel.

I lost an earring in a shop vac accident once. Verah long, long story. When Dinsdale comes back, we'll have a fireside chat about my kooky life experiences over a couple of yoohoos.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:20 am

Katy wrote:Now if I can get YT's ass over here, all will be well in my cyber world.

Get his ass over here, for sure. Best read on .net.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:21 am

Ken wrote:
Katy wrote:Now if I can get YT's ass over here, all will be well in my cyber world.
Get his ass over here, for sure. Best read on .net.

I'm working on the mass exodus...if people will ease off the trigger long enough.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:22 am

Ken wrote:
Katy wrote:Now if I can get YT's ass over here, all will be well in my cyber world.
Get his ass over here, for sure. Best read on .net.

... and for the record, dins is the still the best read here.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:23 am

Ken wrote: ... and for the record, dins is the still the best read here.

Watch out -- you might lose some "fliends" over that.

fix · Post by **fix** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:25 am

**Group hug**

Samurai Gangbang · Post by **Samurai Gangbang** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:32 am

I'm not bailing from .net. i <3 that pacle.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:32 am

Dins is one of the better reads here, btu, not the best. Mvscal has the best one liners. Best read was nishlord, but, he's gone missing. Best now is maybe van or mgo.

Samurai Gangbang · Post by **Samurai Gangbang** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:34 am

all i know is that the best read isn't me. but i enjoy saying it is and then watching people throw fits. :D

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:38 am

smackaholic wrote:Dins is one of the better reads here, btu, not the best. Mvscal has the best one liners. Best read was nishlord, but, he's gone missing. Best now is maybe van or mgo.

Van and MGO are the best reads IMO, too.

I wish Nish would come back.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:41 am

Samurai Gangbang wrote:I'm not bailing from .net. i <3 that pacle.

But at least you post here now. I can deal with that.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:56 am

If mvscal doesn't come back it is because the nick mvscal is done. The poster will remain and is probably among us now.

We'll never know. But he'll be here - he's here now. He walks among us.

Lillian Vernon · Post by **Lillian Vernon** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:13 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Ken wrote: ... and for the record, dins is the still the best read here.

Watch out -- you might lose some "fliends" over that.

No, he just killed his credibility forever, although it is refreshing to see someone who's tongue is not firmly planted in mvscal's anus.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:44 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Ken wrote: ... and for the record, dins is the still the best read here.

Watch out -- you might lose some "fliends" over that.

I just PM'ed you my aim nic. 'Bout 11pm tonight?

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:48 am

Ken wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
Ken wrote: ... and for the record, dins is the still the best read here.

Watch out -- you might lose some "fliends" over that.
I just PM'ed you my aim nic. 'Bout 11pm tonight?

fagmos :D

Luvs ya, Ken.