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Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:49 am

Samurai Gangbang?

Who ever came up with a nic like that? That's just really wierd. Or is it weird?

Whatthefuckever.

And who's this shutyomouth that everybody seems to be talking about?

Another strange one.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:51 am

Lillian Vernon wrote: he just killed his credibility forever

Who did, mv?

You're in no postion to be speaking of credibility.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:53 am

Credibility is very important on this board. Stock tips, insider trading deals, I hope this gets ironed out soon so I'll know who to trust with my bank account information oh and who will let me stay at their place for awhile as a go on The One Tour 2010 for a day or month.

Lillian, can you provide a list ?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:58 am

Tom In VA wrote:I hope this gets ironed out soon so I'll know who to trust with my bank account information oh and who will let me stay at their place for awhile as a go on The One Tour 2010 for a day or month.

Trust no one and no, you can't stay here.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:59 am

Tom In VA wrote:Credibility is very important on this board. Stock tips, insider trading deals, I hope this gets ironed out soon so I'll know who to trust with my bank account information oh and who will let me stay at their place for awhile as a go on The One Tour 2010 for a day or month.

Lillian, can you provide a list ?

Tom, you can stay with me and Otis. In fact, Otis gives great back rubs.

fix · Post by **fix** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:00 am

Tom you're welcome up here anytime

- the back rubs.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:01 am

War Wagon wrote: Trust no one and no, you can't stay here.

Are you sure ? C'mon Wags, I'm stocking up on BEANO to prepare for the trip and all. We could watch "Pee Wees Big Adventure" and rewind that classic scene between Pee Wee and Francis where they trade insults back and forth.

It'll be a swell time. Think about it dude.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:03 am

So, I Googled these guys and here's what I found out.

Samurai Gangbang apparently developed the now legendary school of smack/spam style posting.
Gentlemen (and ladies) if this is the real Samurai Gangbang we have a legend among us.

shutyomouth it seems was once famous for spamming the interwebs with pictures of doo doo.
That is just awesome.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:08 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:You can crash here in SW any time, Tom.

If you get as far as SoCal you can stop by here too, but you have to wear this outfit:

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:40 am

Oh I planned on that Mikey, truth be told I kind of look like HillBillyJim. Of course my hair is shorter, no facial hair - save for a regulation sweet stache - and I have to admit the last two years with a job change and my son , I've gotten a bit more obtuse around the middle. Got the shoulders though.

Say, so all you peeps where I'm staying, do you have toenail fungus medication at all ? Perhaps a local homegrown remedy ? I plan to do a lot of hiking in my trip and that would help. I could bring my own, no problem, I carry my own weight but if there's a local remedy I'd be interested in trying it out.

Otis ? Are footrubs out of the question ?

P.S. Mikey, btw, you said you had a pool ?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:51 am

Tom In VA wrote:do you have toenail fungus medication at all ?

If mercy's in business, I wish it for you.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:08 am

Papa Willie wrote:God damn. C'mon, man. Why did you have to start this? Why not just try to get along? Hell - why not come into chat? "Smack" has been dead since about '02.

Speak for yourself. Dins is cracking me up over here. RACKit.

Stanley Pickkkle · Post by **Stanley Pickkkle** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:30 am

Samurai Gangbang wrote:I'm back. Again.

RACK RICKETY RACK!!!

Stanley Pickkkle · Post by **Stanley Pickkkle** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:35 am

Papa Willie wrote:
All that hate is still in me. I'm gonna blow any fucking day now.

I'm full of hate too. Everyday it takes all my energy to keep from exploding.

Stanley Pickkkle · Post by **Stanley Pickkkle** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:40 am

Papa Willie wrote:
Don't fuck with me. I'll hunt you down and kill the shit out of you and your family.

Why don't you hunt down all the nogs, bleeding heart liberals, fags and other parasites first and then come after me last.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:50 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Dins is cracking me up over here.

you're a juvenile delinquent who wants someone to pull his finger. grow the fuck up, boy.

Lillian Vernon · Post by **Lillian Vernon** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:55 am

Stanley Pickkkle wrote:Why don't you hunt down all the nogs, bleeding heart liberals, fags and other parasites first and then come after me last.

If he did that first, there would be no reason for any of us to be angry anymore. :D

Stanley Pickkkle · Post by **Stanley Pickkkle** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:05 am

Lillian Vernon wrote:
Stanley Pickkkle wrote:Why don't you hunt down all the nogs, bleeding heart liberals, fags and other parasites first and then come after me last.
If he did that first, there would be no reason for any of us to be angry anymore. :D

GREAT POINT!

They cause most of my anger.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:37 pm

War Wagon wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Dins is cracking me up over here.
you're a juvenile delinquent who wants someone to pull his finger. grow the fuck up, boy.

:?

I found Dins to be the only entertaining part of this thread. Those that can smack... do. Those that can't... say it's dead.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:21 pm

War Wagon wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Dins is cracking me up over here.
you're a juvenile delinquent who wants someone to pull his finger. grow the fuck up, boy.

Oh, I forgot. Whitey comes here for the super serious and mature discussion since the grown up table shuns him in real life.

oh, and...

grow the fuck up

Don't be so crass in polite society.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:50 pm

If you don't shut the fuck up I'm going to force you in a closet with Lillian Vernon and feed her UFC clips until she gets a raging hard on.

T1B

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