Perk/Marty

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:31 pm

There has been much confusion over the years as to whether Perk is Marty, Marty is Perk, and Finkel is Einhorn. Like wolfman's 15 bucks, this matter needs resolution STAT. Please, bring forth your anecdotes, evidence, and anything else you may have to the table.

Oh, and a preemptive FUCK OFF to you War Wagon, for no real reason whatsoever.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:36 pm

I think you may have him mixed up with Billy Barty.

fix · Post by **fix** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:54 pm

Marty might be Billy Barty.
Marty might be a Doktor

But Marty's not Perk

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:59 pm

Marty != Perk ... though I thought it was for awhile too. Of course, I'm basing this on word of mouth, but a reliable source.

fix · Post by **fix** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:03 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:Marty != Perk ... though I thought it was for awhile too. Of course, I'm basing this on word of mouth, but a reliable source.

Better check your sources.

Mine are much more reliable.

First hand even.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:05 pm

"!=" means not equal

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:11 pm

What does this mean?

≠

fix · Post by **fix** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:16 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:"!=" means not equal

:doh:

I suck at math.

My apologies...

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:16 pm

It means not equal as well.

Imagine that! Multiple symbols have the same meaning!

Rootbeer · Post by **Rootbeer** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:16 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:What does this mean?

≠

Nice

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:18 pm

What does this mean?

<>

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:20 pm

Greater than and less than?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:22 pm

Orrrrr... http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms176020.aspx

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:30 pm

What does this mean?

ξ

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:32 pm

11?
;)

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:55 pm

Mikey wrote:What does this mean?

ξ

it means your skillz are ¢

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:56 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:59 pm

EHFAR!!!

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:59 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:12 pm

I am more of an Access guy myself:

Like “Has Fucked Cinder" and “Pride” is Null and Right ([Country], 5)="anada"

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:14 pm

Is Cinder a squirter*? Please advise asap.

*I don't think blood counts, damnit.

fix · Post by **fix** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:20 pm

This thread isn't going well.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:26 pm

Well, then - AP's word here should be recognized as sterling. After all, right or wrong - who has furrowed his brow more over the matter? Who has labored longer into the night in his basement studio weighing the issue? Let's show a little respect for the guy - at least until Home Dept closes and he can scratch out his thoughts for himself.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:07 pm

When has Marty ever come out and denied it? On multiple occasions he's admitted to being The Denim Clad Warrior in that pic, and he's admitted to his bizarre tryst with Cinder. Never saw him recant. If he ever did recant, great, but I never saw it, and I know to a certainty that even as recently as within the past couple months he was still admitting to being TDCW.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:18 pm

What difference does it make ?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:26 pm

Inquiring minds need to know.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:28 pm

^^^ Exactly ^^^

The quickest way to get some people to melt round these parts are to tell them they are on a need to know basis...and they don't need to know.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:33 pm

Tom In VA wrote:What difference does it make ?

None, really. Other than for the comic fodder provided by that one pic, the Perk-Cinder thing was always a nonissue. The dating choices of people here are irrelevant. Whether or not Marty ever climbed up Cinder is also irrelevant.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:45 pm

Van wrote:Other than for the comic fodder provided by that one pic

Dude, the comic fodder is the resort to using that pic to smack Marty, by people who aren't sure whether or not it IS Marty.

I know I laughed out loud.

Now just using the pic, out of context and solely to somehow positions oneself above said poster ... that's pathetic.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:48 pm

The dating choices of people here are irrelevant.

Hear that, Jayhawk? You can stop lurking now.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:49 pm

The dating choices of people here are irrelevant.

Everything's good, iaa. Step forward, my friend.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:50 pm

The dating choices of people here are irrelevant.

The next round is on Buccaneer!

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:04 pm

Papa Willie wrote:MARTY IS NOT PERK, GOD DAMMIT.

DEAL WITH IT!

^^^
What he said.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:10 pm

PSUFAN wrote: The next roundhouse is on Buccaneer!

FTFY

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:20 pm

Tom In VA wrote:
Van wrote:Other than for the comic fodder provided by that one pic
Dude, the comic fodder is the resort to using that pic to smack Marty, by people who aren't sure whether or not it IS Marty.

Except that Marty has on multiple occasions admitted to being the guy in that pic. Now, if he was only trolling, there ya go.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:21 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Oh, and a preemptive FUCK OFF to you War Wagon, for no real reason whatsoever.

Absolutely.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:22 pm

Rack Dins.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:28 pm

FYI, Buccaneer/Spinach Genie-NOT A WOMAN BEATER.

But I guess since Dins says it's so, it must be so.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:29 pm

Van wrote: Except that Marty has on multiple occasions admitted to being the guy in that pic. Now, if he was only trolling, there ya go.

I'm not a spreadsheeter so I don't know. I do know that some folks might not confirm or deny certain things and let people run with it for whatever reason. Typically the pattern appears, Person A will disagree with Person B about Limberger Cheese.

Then Person B goes back and finds some information - true or false - and uses it against Person A, totally out of context, having nothing to do with Limberger Cheese. So secretly - alone or amongst "friends" a laugh ensues about what an idiot Person B is and how Person B has just been totaly pwnt in regards to Limberger Cheese.

Person A: Limberger is good cheese.
Person B: No it isn't.
Person A: You don't know what you're talking about.
Person B: You're short, you have a club foot and your lips are too big.
Person A: (Bwahahahahahahaha)

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:29 pm

Katy wrote:FYI, Buccaneer/Spinach Genie-NOT A WOMAN BEATER.

He could be. He might be. Sayin'.