HUGE SURPRISE!!!---Palin Signs With FOX

[LTS TRN 2]

And will contribute....?...

Updates on hockey?...even though none of her kids ever played on a team...

Analysis on Korea?....("South Korea...is?...not North Korea?"...)

Cheerlead the Permanent War..?...("Kill, baby, kill!")

Prepare for a (disastrous) 2012 run...? (""I'm not saying I'm not not running...God and Trig will guide me"...)

Present the news as FOX sees it...?... ("Up has always been down, despite the mainstream media's clobbering it no matter what it says!")

WW

[Mikey]

Cheerlead the Permanent War..?...("Kill, baby, kill!")

Terror to the left
Terror to the right
Stand up sit down
Fight Fight Fight!!!

Hopefully she'll do some really high leg kicks, and also show some cleavage.

[Tom In VA]

Hopefully she'll do some really high leg kicks, and also show some cleavage.

Hopefully wearing a latex catsuit.

[Sirfindafold]

I can understand why an ugly Tiny Tim look-a-like like yourself would be hesitant to go on FOX when you could go on MSNBC and only offend 8 people.

WW

[LTS TRN 2]

I'd like to see her sit down with a qualified therapist to get inside the jug head insanity of Sarah Barracuda--and watch the video tapes of those private sessions on FOX or any other network. Because beneath the proud and robust ignorance of the robot answers is a very twisted and coiling lunatic who's worried about looking fat, and when she blows--having been led by the qualified therapist step by step through the Yukon secessionist pentacostal witch hunting ("cast them out, Sarah, cast them out!")and lil' daughter's secret tard kid--BOOM it'll be a ratings bonanza. Her glassed in Cuda stare will suddenly resemble that of this chick a lot more than you'd previously imagined.

Back to you, Brit...

[Van]

Cheerlead the Permanent War..?...("Kill, baby, kill!")

Terror to the left
Terror to the right
Stand up sit down
Fight Fight Fight!!!

Hopefully she'll do some really high leg kicks, and also show some cleavage.

Mikey, I was wrong about you, lo those many years ago. You're a far better and funnier poster than I gave you credit for, and I do hereby apologize for any comments I ever made to the contrary effect.

[trev]

I doubt Mikey came up with that on his own.

[Van]

Perhaps not, in which case I rescind my comment...a little.

[titlover]

hopefully she'll do news wrap up in a low cut lacey bra so i can beat the fuck off to her......

[JMak]

LTS watched too much Fox News. Take it easy little guy.

[Mikey]

Cheerlead the Permanent War..?...("Kill, baby, kill!")

Terror to the left
Terror to the right
Stand up sit down
Fight Fight Fight!!!

Hopefully she'll do some really high leg kicks, and also show some cleavage.

Mikey, I was wrong about you, lo those many years ago. You're a far better and funnier poster than I gave you credit for, and I do hereby apologize for any comments I ever made to the contrary effect.

I had to pretty much bring all the creative juices to the surface to come up with that one.

Look for the well to be fairly dry again for the next 10 years or so.

[Mikey]

I doubt Mikey came up with that on his own.

It's all me, baby.

So, what do you think of me now?





l to r: Mikey, showing trev his new moves.

[BarFlie]

A lot of good looking gals with high IQ's on FOX is what's sexy. I'd love to watch Palin and Ingraham go at it while that body language babe shows her tits.

[Lillian Vernon]

lil' daughter's secret tard kid--

Is there a single conspiracy theory on this planet you have not succumbed to?

I guess she just had a pillow in her shirt when the pictures of her pregnant right before his birth were taken?

[LTS TRN 2]

lil' daughter's secret tard kid--

Is there a single conspiracy theory on this planet you have not succumbed to?

I guess she just had a pillow in her shirt when the pictures of her pregnant right before his birth were taken?

I have no idea what idiotic jerk-off you're currently fronting, "Lillian," but try to come up to speed.

First, there was no actual record of the Baracuda giving birth as she reported. Second, the young daughter left school early for undisclosed reasons--just in time to drop a tard. And yes, jug head was carefully "stuffing" the whole time. Wake the fuck up, asshole!

Connect the dots, add up the lies, and consider just what Caribou Barbie is all about. Are you ready for that? NO FUCKING WAY!!!!

[Lillian Vernon]

So then right after that, they publicly allow her to have a baby? Why didn't they hide that one too?

And how common is it for young women to have babies with Down's?

I know it is much more likely to happen to someone in Sarah's age group than a teenager.

Your ludicrous positions lead me to believe you must be trolling, because nobody can seriously be this idiotic.

[smackaholic]

Your ludicrous positions lead me to believe you must be trolling, because nobody can seriously be this idiotic.

you're new here, ain't cha?

[Dinsdale]

Your ludicrous positions lead me to believe you must be trolling, because nobody can seriously be this idiotic.

Nice to see some reallyreally fresh smack brought to the table.

Next, you should hit him with some IKYABWAI.

[Lillian Vernon]

you're new here, ain't cha?

Actually, not as new as you think. I am quite familiar with his idiocy, it just never ceases to amaze.

[LTS TRN 2]

So then right after that, they publicly allow her to have a baby? Why didn't they hide that one too?

And how common is it for young women to have babies with Down's?

I know it is much more likely to happen to someone in Sarah's age group than a teenager.

Your ludicrous positions lead me to believe you must be trolling, because nobody can seriously be this idiotic.

Yo, "Lil," it was the younger daughter, not the one who dropped a kid with the boyfriend. You see, you're confused. And no doubt you're confused about a whole lot more. Or what? Now get back to the beginning: there was no actual birth certificate produced showing that Sarah Palin actually gave birth when and where she said she did. As far a young woman having a tard, it happens. I mean is that really all you've got?

What's fascinating about the sordid matter is how it reveals the sheer ruthless ambition of the barracuda. And that includes getting Levi Johnston's mom put in prison for three years for possession of a few OxyContin pills.

[Dinsdale]

As far a young woman having a tard, it happens.

How old was your mom?

[Samurai Gangbang]

Palin rocks. Anybody who doesn't think so is a closet tranny.

[smackaholic]

hey SG, how 'bout a larger pic of that avatard.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Allegedly, Sarah Palin thought Saddam Hussein was behind 9/11. http://sify.com/news/sarah-palin-though ... jfafe.html

If true, that only vindicates what I said earlier about her. In a nutshell, Sarah Palin = George W. Bush + breastesses.

[Samurai Gangbang]

well, if some dickhead trying to sell books said it, it must be true.

Saddam subsidized suicide bombings in Israel. He was part of the big picture of Muslim terrorism. She made reference to things like that and now this guy is twisting it around to sell books. Duh.

let's face facts here: Sarah Palin is not your typical scumbag lawyer/politician. I seriously doubt she runs for anything. She knows she can make wads of cash on Fox. Why take some thankless job like Obama did?

[Samurai Gangbang]

hey SG, how 'bout a larger pic of that avatard.

how's this?: :D

[Mikey]

So glad to see SG here, posting broken links. This is really original and funny stuff.

This really improves the overall quality of the board. Keep up the good work, brother.

What's next, oversized pictures?

[Samurai Gangbang]

Mikey- so sorry to come in and ruin the epicness of this place. You were doing so well without me.


if you're not racking the fuck out of the quality of that cunt then I suggest you go inhale another quart of semen and march in a gay marriage parade.

[BarFlie]

Deja Vu all over again

[Paul]

And will contribute....?...

Updates on hockey?...even though none of her kids ever played on a team...

Analysis on Korea?....("South Korea...is?...not North Korea?"...)

Cheerlead the Permanent War..?...("Kill, baby, kill!")

Prepare for a (disastrous) 2012 run...? (""I'm not saying I'm not not running...God and Trig will guide me"...)

Present the news as FOX sees it...?... ("Up has always been down, despite the mainstream media's clobbering it no matter what it says!")

WW

Goddamn, can you be any MORE of a fucking Communist???