Robertson Scoops Palin

[Mikey]

Sarah Barracuda had better get her act together and soon if she's gonna succeed at the fair and balanced network. She's already been scooped on the biggest story of the year by that octeganarian preacher man.

US evangelist says quake-hit Haiti made 'devil' pact
WASHINGTON — US evangelical preacher Pat Robertson levied blame Wednesday for the devastating earthquake in Haiti on Haitians themselves, saying that the country "swore a pact to the devil" at its creation.

"Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it," Robertson said on his Christian Broadcasting Network show "The 700 Club."

Haitians were originally "under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon the third, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil," said the 80-year-old former presidential candidate.

"They said, we will serve you if you will get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it's a deal," the televangelist said.

"Ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other."

Over 100,000 people were feared dead Wednesday after a massive 7.0 earthquake razed homes, hotels, and hospitals in the capital Port-au-Prince. Bodies of the dead were laid out on city streets as residents dug through rubble for survivors.

Robertson contrasted Haiti with its neighbor Dominican Republic, which shares the island of Hispanola.

The Dominican Republic "is prosperous, healthy, full of resorts, etc. Haiti is in desperate poverty. Same island. They need to have -- and we need to pray for them -- a great turning to God and out of this tragedy. I'm optimistic something good may come," he said.

Right now, Robertson said, "the suffering is unimaginable."

Ruled for centuries by the Spanish and then the French, Haiti gained independence in 1804 through a slave-led revolution, creating the first country governed by African descendents in the Americas.

The fire-and-brimstone Christian conservative preacher is seen by critics to espouse an anti-gay, anti-liberal agenda, but he describes his ministry as pro-life and pro-family.

Founder and chairman of The Christian Broadcasting Network, Robertson in 1988 beating out sitting Vice President George Bush Sr in the Iowa Republican caucuses, but ultimately failed in his presidential bid.

Perhaps most famously, Robertson in 2005 stirred outrage after calling on the US government to assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.

Robertson, who often makes predictions of upcoming disasters and horrific attacks, came under fire in 2006 after suggesting the stroke then-Israeli prime minister Ariel Sharon suffered was divine retribution for ceding land to the Palestinians.

[PSUFAN]

Please - state your political persuasion right up front, so TiC can count heads and decide if he's comfortable making a reply.

[Mikey]

[Tom In VA]

I'm Tom, I'm an independent with conservative leanings. I've been "Politcal Thread" free for about two days now.

[PSUFAN]

I'm getting mixed messages. Will SOMEONE step forward, so that Terry can be lured into the light?

[poptart]

I wish Pat would do something constructive.

Like go down there and pass out He Hate Me jerseys to clothe the Haitian needy.

[Mikey]

Catholic Secular Humanist Progressive Liberal Progressive

[PSUFAN]

Catholic Secular Humanist Progressive Liberal Progressive

Now you've done it. trev, please start a thread where this perspective can be defined

[Mikey]

Just stay away from Rosedale if you value your eternal soul.

[Q, West Coast Style]

The Dominican Republic "is prosperous, healthy, full of resorts, etc. ," he said.

?

[smackaholic]

Libertarian/neo whig/agnostic/xtra chromosome/knuckledragger.

Pat can feel free to go hang out with jesus any time now.

[smackaholic]

The Dominican Republic "is prosperous, healthy, full of resorts, etc. ," he said.

?

kinda what I was thinking. we got a few dominicans at work who apparently missed the memo on them being prosperous.

[BSmack]

Just stay away from Rosedale if you value your eternal soul.

Even if you have your rider by your side?

[Cuda]

I thought Pat Robertson was dead.

Oh &RACK poptart