UConn versus Texas 1 / 2 3 / 4 p m
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UConn versus Texas 1 / 2 3 / 4 p m
I want to get this started now because I am going away for the weekend and won't be able to talk shit until after Tejas is done kicking our asses Sunday afternoon.
See. I hate Rick Barnes. Ever since his days at Providence I've always wanted to punch him in the face. He just has one of those faces that looks like it's in constant need of someone's fist. I don't dislike Tejas, even though my only visit to your fine state resulted in a horrible case of food poisoning for me. It was a business trip and I sat (shat?) in my hotel room for 48 hours straight.
So there. Fuck Tejas. Fuck Rick Barnes. Do it for my colon, Huskies. Explosive diarrhea sucks ass. Punch Rick Barnes in the mouth.
UConn has been a disappointment this year. They had no business with that top 15 ranking for much of the year. Still. Home game against a non-conference opponent at Gampel?
PrimeX huh? No. Wait. I had a stopover once at Dallas and didn't get teh runs. Two visits. 50/50 ass issues. Fuck Tejas. Duodenum.
See. I hate Rick Barnes. Ever since his days at Providence I've always wanted to punch him in the face. He just has one of those faces that looks like it's in constant need of someone's fist. I don't dislike Tejas, even though my only visit to your fine state resulted in a horrible case of food poisoning for me. It was a business trip and I sat (shat?) in my hotel room for 48 hours straight.
So there. Fuck Tejas. Fuck Rick Barnes. Do it for my colon, Huskies. Explosive diarrhea sucks ass. Punch Rick Barnes in the mouth.
UConn has been a disappointment this year. They had no business with that top 15 ranking for much of the year. Still. Home game against a non-conference opponent at Gampel?
PrimeX huh? No. Wait. I had a stopover once at Dallas and didn't get teh runs. Two visits. 50/50 ass issues. Fuck Tejas. Duodenum.
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You mentioned Dallas... Prime is going to melt like Harv at a business conference where Bob Stoops is the motivational speaker.
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I see my name mentioned TWICE in the same sentence as Dallas. TWICE!
If I didn't like U'cant and we didn't go back to like SCIII days I would say something like "the reason you didn't get mud butt in Dallas is because you probably had a dick in it CUZ THEY'RE ALL QUEERS UP THERE!"
Fucking FUCK shit. I wish we could give that place away to like Rhode Island or something. Wasted use of land. Full of faggots and, faggots.
BTW- Just heard your coach is going into the hospital for a scheduled visit for the game. Don't worry, just foul us non stop. We'll make like 1 outa 10, so your guys should be safe even if it's 2 on 5. Just foul.
If I didn't like U'cant and we didn't go back to like SCIII days I would say something like "the reason you didn't get mud butt in Dallas is because you probably had a dick in it CUZ THEY'RE ALL QUEERS UP THERE!"
Fucking FUCK shit. I wish we could give that place away to like Rhode Island or something. Wasted use of land. Full of faggots and, faggots.
BTW- Just heard your coach is going into the hospital for a scheduled visit for the game. Don't worry, just foul us non stop. We'll make like 1 outa 10, so your guys should be safe even if it's 2 on 5. Just foul.
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New England doesn't want any part of Dall's Ass. Fuck him. Fuck RI too. Someone call Oklahoma and see if they'll take Dallas and Rhode Island. I will kick in for the shipping and handling.PrimeX wrote:Fucking FUCK shit. I wish we could give that place away to like Rhode Island or something. Wasted use of land. Full of faggots and faggots..
Rhode Island. Seriously. That Rhode dude was one dumb fucker. "Water to my east and to my south. Shit. I must be on an island." I know a guy who's a Rhodes scholar. Duncecap much, stupid?
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:New England doesn't want any part of Dall's Ass. Fuck him. Fuck RI too. Someone call Oklahoma and see if they'll take Dallas and Rhode Island. I will kick in for the shipping and handling.PrimeX wrote:Fucking FUCK shit. I wish we could give that place away to like Rhode Island or something. Wasted use of land. Full of faggots and faggots..
Rhode Island. Seriously. That Rhode dude was one dumb fucker. "Water to my east and to my south. Shit. I must be on an island." I know a guy who's a Rhodes scholar. Duncecap much, stupid?
Dallas already belongs to Oklahoma... that's the real reason Prime hates it. More Okies are season ticket holders than Texans for the Cowboys and the North Texas recruits tend to lean toward Oklahoma rather than Texas.
BSmack wrote:I can certainly infer from that blurb alone that you are self righteous, bible believing, likely a Baptist or Presbyterian...
Miryam wrote:but other than that, it's cool, man. you're a christer.
LTS TRN 2 wrote:Okay, Sunny, yer cards are on table as a flat-out Christer.
Re: UConn versus Texas 1 / 2 3 / 4 p m
That just proves the theory of epic suckitude of Dallas. I cannot think of 1 true Texan that actually likes Dallas. I despise the Dallas Cowboys and the city of Dallas as a whole. SCS proves me correct.SunCoastSooner wrote:
Dallas already belongs to Oklahoma... that's the real reason Prime hates it. More Okies are season ticket holders than Texans for the Cowboys and the North Texas recruits tend to lean toward Oklahoma rather than Texas.
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Houstonian bagging on Dallas...seriously? I grew up in Houston, and got the fuck out as fast as I could. Of course, I got out of Dallas as well, but that was due to who I married. We wanted to raise our kids around family, and I wasn't about to move back to that hellhole of an armpit called Houston where my family still lived so we moved to BFE Indiana where her family is. I must say, I made the right choice.
Houston...hahaha. Thank God I can still root for the Astros and Rockets from afar without having to actually BE THERE.
Houston...hahaha. Thank God I can still root for the Astros and Rockets from afar without having to actually BE THERE.
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Rack!!!IndyFrisco wrote:Houstonian bagging on Dallas...seriously? I grew up in Houston, and got the fuck out as fast as I could. Of course, I got out of Dallas as well, but that was due to who I married. We wanted to raise our kids around family, and I wasn't about to move back to that hellhole of an armpit called Houston where my family still lived so we moved to BFE Indiana where her family it. I must say, I made the right choice.
Houston...hahaha. Thank God I can still root for the Astros and Rockets from afar without having to actually BE THERE.
Houston is one of the biggest shitholes I have ever been through, hands down.
BSmack wrote:I can certainly infer from that blurb alone that you are self righteous, bible believing, likely a Baptist or Presbyterian...
Miryam wrote:but other than that, it's cool, man. you're a christer.
LTS TRN 2 wrote:Okay, Sunny, yer cards are on table as a flat-out Christer.
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:?IndyFrisco wrote:we moved to BFE Indiana where her family is.
Based upon your admitted love of fellatio, is is safe to assume this stands for Big Fucking Erections?
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I don't even live in Houston, fuckbutts. I'm dwell on Galveston Bay in Kemah. I do not like hurricanes either. If the Colts didn't exist, I wouldn't even know what Indiana was, and neither would about 90% of the country.
Are there airports there? Hispanics?
Are there airports there? Hispanics?
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The dynamite just went BOOM!ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote::?IndyFrisco wrote:we moved to BFE Indiana where her family is.
Based upon your admitted love of fellatio, is is safe to assume this stands for Big Fucking Erections?
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I believe these two entities are mutually inclusive. That checked luggage ain't gonna load itself.PrimeX wrote:Are there airports there? Hispanics?
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So. Back to the game... I think UConn's starting 5 is very good. Maybe even Top 10 good. The problem is, they really don't have jack coming in off the bench.
This won't bode well against maybe the deepest team in the country. UConn usually like to run. I really hope they don't try to play up-tempo this game. They'll just get run off the court.
Would rather have Texas coming in off an emotional road win against K-State. Not good. Also, we just played our "do it for Coach Calhoun" game last night. The only thing we really got going for us is the game is in Gampel (and not Hartford.) Will that be enough? Unlikely...
This won't bode well against maybe the deepest team in the country. UConn usually like to run. I really hope they don't try to play up-tempo this game. They'll just get run off the court.
Would rather have Texas coming in off an emotional road win against K-State. Not good. Also, we just played our "do it for Coach Calhoun" game last night. The only thing we really got going for us is the game is in Gampel (and not Hartford.) Will that be enough? Unlikely...
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Dexter Pittman. UT has looked beatable/human in their last 4-5 games and DP's production is down from earlier in the year considerably over the last month. PPG the last 4: 4, 6, 4, 6. minutes are about the same, between 20-24ish, but when he's in double figures UT was dominant. as talented and deep as UT is on the perimeter, and D. James ability to step out....if Pittman gives them a scoring threat and presence inside....they are a pretty complete team. Pittman slumping or possibly better competition inside for DP has them treading water a bit (still a legit top 10 team....but seems they are a little uneven right now vs. where they were 3 weeks ago).
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Pittman's been getting in early foul trouble....err, the refs have a case of "How are we supposed to call a game with a big man" syndrome. I've seen this for years with Yao Ming, now I'm seeing it with Pittman. Against K State he had two fouls where guys just ran into him. The refs are clueless how to call a game with a big man in the paint.
Plus dude just looks tired now. Shooting close to 60% as a team at the foul line, playing stronger opponents with more in game experience, me getting worried...Yeah, sux.
Plus dude just looks tired now. Shooting close to 60% as a team at the foul line, playing stronger opponents with more in game experience, me getting worried...Yeah, sux.
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I take this back. Pittman is just a mess out there. He does nothing but whine (which led to a fast break as he wasn't even watching the play) and, I don't even know.PrimeX wrote:Pittman's been getting in early foul trouble....err, the refs have a case of "How are we supposed to call a game with a big man" syndrome. I've seen this for years with Yao Ming, now I'm seeing it with Pittman. Against K State he had two fouls where guys just ran into him. The refs are clueless how to call a game with a big man in the paint.
Plus dude just looks tired now. Shooting close to 60% as a team at the foul line, playing stronger opponents with more in game experience, me getting worried...Yeah, sux.
I'm really just sick to my stomach after what I witnessed today, and AT&T will get more money from me for the broken remote that smashed against the door. They got their asses handed to 'em in the second half. Bone headed plays, no interior D, Pittman...
I'm really not sure if Texas is even a top 10 team right now. It all started with the win they barely pulled off against Corpus and we've been playing like crap since then.
Also, when a team is on a 13-0 run, it'd be nice of the coach to call a damn timeout.
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Re: UConn versus Texas 1 / 2 3 / 4 p m
UConn is now 19-4 in games that Calhoun has missed due to illness.
Yeah. Didn't see the game. Can't really comment on what happened other than I was pleasantly surprised at the outcome.
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Not a bad OOC schedule. 1-3. I feel... "just enough" to be teased back into thinking a deep tourney run. Again. If Dyson/Robinson combine for 50+ pts every game, we'll be tough to beat. :doh: Can we develop a guy or 3 off the bench by March?
Yeah. Didn't see the game. Can't really comment on what happened other than I was pleasantly surprised at the outcome.
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Not a bad OOC schedule. 1-3. I feel... "just enough" to be teased back into thinking a deep tourney run. Again. If Dyson/Robinson combine for 50+ pts every game, we'll be tough to beat. :doh: Can we develop a guy or 3 off the bench by March?
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:I feel... "just enough" to be teased back into thinking a deep tourney run. Again.
Well, now... don't you look like a fucking idiot? When does baseball start?
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hey, we could still make a deep run in the NIT. That is, if they get in. Right about now, I think Uconn is in NIT bubble territory.
Oh well, spring training is right around the corner.
Oh well, spring training is right around the corner.
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