Bizarro Takes:
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RACKS to ESPN’s Tom Jackson for getting the ball rolling on Sunday night:
“Back to Brett Favre. He's never been afraid to throw a pick. Ya know, people make such a big deal 'well, he threw a pick to end this game, he threw a pick to end this game.' He's never been afraid to throw a pick. It’s one of the things I admire about him.”
Take Perk. He’s never been afraid to lust after what the average man finds repulsive. It took a lot of courage to overcome the Cinder thang and to then take in some unemployed whore with crooked boobs and 3 rugrats. It’s one of the things I admire about him.
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“Back to Brett Favre. He's never been afraid to throw a pick. Ya know, people make such a big deal 'well, he threw a pick to end this game, he threw a pick to end this game.' He's never been afraid to throw a pick. It’s one of the things I admire about him.”
Take Perk. He’s never been afraid to lust after what the average man finds repulsive. It took a lot of courage to overcome the Cinder thang and to then take in some unemployed whore with crooked boobs and 3 rugrats. It’s one of the things I admire about him.
Feel free to add your own.
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I wonder if fornicating with crotchless hazmat suits dampers the mood.Take Perk. He’s never been afraid to lust after what the average man finds repulsive. It took a lot of courage to overcome the Cinder thang and to then take in some unemployed whore with crooked boobs and 3 rugrats.
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I love the way Pikkle continuously RACKS mvscal, gets bf'd in the face, dragged through burning coals and generally sodomized by mvscal, and then continues to express his undying love. It's just one of things I admire about him.
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Tell us about some of the other things you admire about him.Mikey wrote:It's just one of things I admire about him.
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Working on it...Van wrote:Tell us about some of the other things you admire about him.Mikey wrote:It's just one of things I admire about him.
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Peekle could have been a Great American, but Rick Santorum has clearly established that if you want to be a GOP success, you have to stay in the closet. Too late for Peekle.
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.
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Almost exactly the same tale as mv/Dio...Mikey wrote:I love the way Pikkle continuously RACKS mvscal, gets bf'd in the face, dragged through burning coals and generally sodomized by mvscal, and then continues to express his undying love. It's just one of things I admire about him.
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Link?Martyred wrote:Almost exactly the same tale as mv/Dio...Mikey wrote:I love the way Pikkle continuously RACKS mvscal, gets bf'd in the face, dragged through burning coals and generally sodomized by mvscal, and then continues to express his undying love. It's just one of things I admire about him.
Dio: "I agree %100! You are awesome!"
I have so much respect for the clueless bitch he's on my ignore list.
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Diogenes wrote:
Link?
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Come on, dimrag. Fucking smack back already. If all you have is "Link? You're on ignore" then just don't beleaguer the submit button.Diogenes wrote:Link?Martyred wrote:Almost exactly the same tale as mv/Dio...Mikey wrote:I love the way Pikkle continuously RACKS mvscal, gets bf'd in the face, dragged through burning coals and generally sodomized by mvscal, and then continues to express his undying love. It's just one of things I admire about him.
Dio: "I agree %100! You are awesome!"
I have so much respect for the clueless bitch he's on my ignore list.
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.
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Apology accepted.Martyred wrote:Diogenes wrote:
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Jesus pissing christ - never fucking mind.
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mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.
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With an simpleminded ankle-biter whose go to move is deleting posts when he gets his ass handed to him?PSUFAN wrote:Come on, dimrag. Fucking smack back already.Diogenes wrote:Link?Martyred wrote:
Almost exactly the same tale as mv/Dio...
Dio: "I agree %100! You are awesome!"
I have so much respect for the clueless bitch he's on my ignore list.
Why bother?
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Ripped from the interweebs:
"That's the thing about Bill Buckner. He's not afraid to muff a grounder and cost his team a World Series. That's one of the things I most admire about him."
“That’s the thing about Steve Phillips. He’s not afraid to bang butt ugly high school chicks half his age even though he’s got a family. That's one of the things I admire about him.”
"That's the thing about Roberto Alomar. He’s not afraid to let an umpire know he vehemently disagrees with a called third strike. That’s one of the things that I most admire about him."
"That's the thing about Bill Buckner. He's not afraid to muff a grounder and cost his team a World Series. That's one of the things I most admire about him."
“That’s the thing about Steve Phillips. He’s not afraid to bang butt ugly high school chicks half his age even though he’s got a family. That's one of the things I admire about him.”
"That's the thing about Roberto Alomar. He’s not afraid to let an umpire know he vehemently disagrees with a called third strike. That’s one of the things that I most admire about him."
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"That's the thing I like most about Brett Favre. When he throws it to someone and they catch it in the end zone, it's a touchdown. That’s one of the things that I most admire about him."
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"It took a lot of courage for Mike to find new and creative ways to torture and kill dogs. His commitment to getting those dogs ready for fights through the use of drownings, hangings and electrocution is what we admire the most."
The Philadelphia Eagles football team after awarding Mike Vick the Ed Block Courage Award; given annually to a player “who exemplifies commitment to the principles of sportsmanship and courage.”
The Philadelphia Eagles football team after awarding Mike Vick the Ed Block Courage Award; given annually to a player “who exemplifies commitment to the principles of sportsmanship and courage.”
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Back to Coach Calipari. He's never been afraid to break a rule. Ya know, people make such a big deal 'well, his Final Four at UMass got taken away for cheating, his Final Four at Memphis got taken away for cheating.' He's never been afraid to get a team in trouble with the NCAA after he's already left. It’s one of the things I admire about him.
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Look at the Chargers. They're not embarassed to roll over in the playoffs. What the hell, they get paid to play 16 games right? 13-3 is pretty damn good and why risk getting injured playing hard for a couple of exta games just so's you can have a damn parade or something, especially when you've got plenty of better things to do? I really admire them for that.
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The Negative Aspect of Positive Thinking.
With all the horseshit around here, you'd think there'd be a pony somewhere.
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Well done, Tom.