2009 was a bit of a Bitch Year, so this year's Bitch had to really step it up.
"No trouble at all, folks," keened the Bitch, "I have it in me. I can step forward."
Let's not forget, this Bitch has been working on this status for a few years, now. What man who is pictured next to this young lady:
...and then informs us that he's a virgin? There is restraint and courtesy, and there is Bitchdom. Only a Bitch can part ways with this:
...and have his cherry intact.
Only a Bitch can leave a stadium a virgin after seeing this:
Yes, even a full-bore Bitch might run into the stands right after the final gun sounded on quarter 4 and into the arms of temptation, but our 2009 CFB Bitch is not a commonplace bitch, he is the Genuine Article - knowing no parallel.
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Gentlemen and m2ool, your CFB Bitch for 2009 is...
...
Timothy Tebow
:snif
:sob
:waaah
:gurgle
Tim, perhaps a paraphrase of TheJON is the only fitting postscript to this pic:
"If you weren't with her you're a homo" - and thus our CFB Bitch for 2009.
