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I believe it was Sigmund Freud who said that "civilization truly began when the first person threw an insult instead of a rock."

Pornographic text sparks tribal war

Two people are dead after a pornographic text message sparked tribal violence in Papua New Guinea's southern highlands.

The violence flared on Saturday when a young man from the Tapo clan in Tari sent a pornographic text message to a woman in the Pipi clan.

The girl was offended and showed the image to her brother, who gathered his clansmen and attacked the Tapos with home-made guns, bush knives and bows and arrows.

One man was killed in the clash and Superintendent Jimmy Onopia says another man was pulled from a bus and killed with an axe yesterday.

"Two people have died, several have been wounded, several houses have been burnt down," he said.

Superintendent Onopia says the situation is now calm and mods are helping to negotiate a peaceful resolution.

[Ana Ng]

Pornographic text message?

Did he shove the clay tablet and popcicle stick up her snatch?

[Smackie Chan]

What happened next? Did the Tapos go and whack the Pipi?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

...whack the Pipi?

They should have all just stayed home and "whacked their Pipi's".
How much is a pair of tube socks in Papua New Guinea?

[Dr_Phibes]

bush knives and bows and arrows.

miniatures tastefully nailed to the wall, no doubt

[PSUFAN]

Cool - a thread that Cuda won't be posting in.

[Van]

bush knives and bows and arrows.

miniatures tastefully nailed to the wall, no doubt

You've earned the right to milk that one as long as you please, too.