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Well dressed coaches.

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Why is it that coaches in the NBA and NHL wear sharp suits and stylish haircuts, but NFL coaches dress like they bought all their gear at a souvenir stand?

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Screw_Michigan wrote:Because the NBA and NHL are indoor sports?
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Dr_Phibes wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:Because the NBA and NHL are indoor sports?
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Yeah. Whatever.

This week's EPL matches had me scratching my head wondering if managers in England are now shopping at Bill Parcells' Big 'N Tall. I guess the potato sack look finally made it over there.
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It's the Madden effect. Somehow the equation was made that you have to look like a fat cunt in a bathrobe to appreciate a violent, contact sport.

This runs counter to the 'James Bond' effect perfected by Mr. Landry.
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Kick their asses, coach...

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"Your attire is woeful!"
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Fuckin' RACK all Canadians in this thread (and Screwey)!
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Class.
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But why do NFL coaches dress like hot dog vendors?
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Dr_Phibes wrote:Two minutes!
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the one that gets me is baseball.

hey old man, you ain't goin' in. stop dressing like there's a chance you'll get into the lineup.

i realize it's tradition and all, and it goes back to a time when there were many player managers, but, that hasn't happened in quite some time. I think Pete Rose may have been the last to do it.

i know back in the da there were a few managers that wore suits. connie mack did.....for about 70 years. i think there might have been a few others. does anyone know who was the last manager to not suit up for a game?

one other question. why does every other sport have coaches while baseball has managers?
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Mace wrote:Personally, I suppose that I enjoy putting on the uniform before a game because it takes me back, in some small way, to my playing days, but I don't think anything about wearing a uniform. It's just something that you do and tradition is undoubtedly a big part of it.
That, plus the fact that you probably don't own a real suit, you corn-fed hick.
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Dr_Phibes wrote:Two minutes!
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This is considered a sport coat where I come from. Can be worn either during the day or night, or when feeding the cows. In the case of this thread, whilst coaching pro sports also. Glad I could help.

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Martyred wrote:Why is it that coaches in the NBA and NHL wear sharp suits and stylish haircuts, but NFL coaches dress like they bought all their gear at a souvenir stand?

Somewhere, Tom Landry weeps.
It's because Reebok doesn't have an exclusive contract with the NBA & NHL and so can't dictate what the coaches have to wear on the sidelines
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No way in hell this guy should be seen in a suit on the sidelines. The pants would be split by halftime.
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Martyred wrote: Somewhere, Tom Landry weeps.
As does Hank Stram.


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