한국 Iowa 사랑해요

[M Club]

around the 0.34 mark, if you can't make it through the entire video. nice-uh.

[PSUFAN]

How in the hell did you find that?

[M Club]

i came across it a few different ways: [1] quite a few of my students are obsessed with kpop, [2] it was on mgoblog the other day, and [3] so nyeo shi dae salanghaeyo.

[The Seer]

Let's see just how entertaining they are when they get driver's licenses....

[M Club]

they're probably 40.

[The Seer]

they're probably 40.

That adds up to a lot of bird flipping....

[M Club]

...

you try too hard. i bet you tell stories about jokes you've told.

[TheJON]

I was about to punch you in the nuts for making me sit through the first 33 seconds of that, but I gotta say.............

Awesome!! That's the worst/most hilarious shit ever...........all in one!

I have never seen this and I sent this to a few Hawkeye buddies who have never seen it either.

I'm going to make sure this makes its way through the Hawkeye nation.

I wanna say both fuck you and rack you for that post!

[M Club]

i don't quite get korea's obsession with iowa, jon. here's another one:

[indyfrisco]

i don't quite get korea's obsession with iowa, jon.

Connect the dots.

Asians into kinky buttsex.
Asians into eating shit.
Corn in shit.
Corn....Iowa.

[Carson]

More like:

Koreans are fukked up.
So is Iowa.

[TheJON]

Hmm........

All I know is I got a buddy that's marrying an Asian chick this summer. Granted, she's Chinese but squinty eyes, dark hair..........it's all the same thing (sincerely, Cul de Smack), right?

[M Club]

Hmm........

All I know is I got a buddy that's marrying an Asian chick this summer. Granted, she's Chinese but squinty eyes, dark hair..........it's all the same thing (sincerely, Indy), right?

koreans are tall and are less squinty-eyed (all that plastic surgery). the japanese are poop eaters.

[TheJON]

Lot's of Asian chicks have nice bodies. Just sayin'..........

[M Club]

lots of antarcticans have nice bodies as well.

[poptart]

I come to T1B to get AWAY from Korea, you ASSES!

This kind of cutesy girl music shit is all over the pl@ce here, btw.

Lots of very pretty korean hunnies, though, I'll say.

And truthfully, women here like being women.
Lots of heels, hair, skirts, earrings, etc.

None of this I'll just zip over to Wal-Mart in my soiled grey sweatpants and Pro Keds bullsheet.

Eye candy is plentiful over here in the east.

And also quite seriously, if you want a nice wife, find a Korean.

They like the wife role.

zrsly.


Ask Bace if I'm full of shit.

[TheJON]

My wife is American and she enjoys the wife role! Either that or she fakes it well! She's probably fucking the mailman (actually it might be a mail lady). That's ok though because I'm fucking her mom and sister. Not really, but if I weren't married I would definitely do them. Seriously, the trick is finding a chick whose mom is still married to the only guy she's ever been married to. Oh, and find someone that actually either has a respectable career or is going to school with hopes of landing the type of job that has potential. These chicks are the type you wanna marry. Chicks that either don't get a degree or major in crap like social work, or art.......fuck the shit outta them if they're hot while you're in college but NEVER do so much as give them your damn phone number. You can't afford a phone if they ask.

You're welcome for the advice.

[M Club]

gangnam on a friday night. aasssssaa, ladies.

[King Crimson]

how to be a stud with liberal arts chicks starring the Jon.

fuckin a.

[SunCoastSooner]

Nothing wrong with a stay at home mom...

[Killian]

My wife is American and she enjoys the wife role! Either that or she fakes it well! She's probably fucking the mailman (actually it might be a mail lady). That's ok though because I'm fucking her mom and sister. Not really, but if I weren't married I would definitely do them. Seriously, the trick is finding a chick whose mom is still married to the only guy she's ever been married to. Oh, and find someone that actually either has a respectable career or is going to school with hopes of landing the type of job that has potential. These chicks are the type you wanna marry. Chicks that either don't get a degree or major in crap like social work, or art.......fuck the shit outta them if they're hot while you're in college but NEVER do so much as give them your damn phone number. You can't afford a phone if they ask.

You're welcome for the advice.

How was that crystal meth?

[TheJON]

Nothing wrong with a stay at home mom. But what about a stay at home dad? Got an uncle whose wife is fucking loaded and he hasn't had a job for over 2 years. Dude's never made more than 30k in his life. I keep trying to get him to write a book on how to marry a rich chick when you have absolutely nothing to offer them but he refuses. There's tons of dudes that would eat a pile of shit to be him. Rack the shit outta him by the way! Dude got over!!

[Mr T]

I saw this on deadspin a while back..

http://deadspin.com/5459193/chirpy-kore ... s-football

[TheJON]

Something wrong with that line, Screw???

[TheJON]

Hey, I'm just saying it's a rarity that a woman full of cash would date/marry a dude living in a 1 bedroom apartment making maybe $25k. Props to my uncle for that, but the odds of this happening to any guy in his situation are slim and none.

[Terry in Crapchester]

i don't quite get korea's obsession with iowa, jon.

I'm quite sure that the Koreans in Iowa -- all three of them -- are sending glowing reports back home.