Captions Please...

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:11 pm

Sarah doesn't use a teleprompter.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:50 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:Wolftaint

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:51 pm

As long as you are on captions..how about this one ?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:06 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:One dumbfuck simpleton propping another. Who'll be next, Gobbles McFucktard? Way to go, Wolftaint.

Nice caption.

Just who do you think is propping whom here?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:13 am

Now it all makes sense. Sort of.

I was wondering why wolfman hadn't popped in to profess his undying love for everything Sarah.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:21 am

Mikey wrote:

Sarah doesn't use a teleprompter.

Is it wrong to imagine that hand wrapped around my cock while her other hand tugs down on her bra to release those luscious wubs?

:o

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:22 am

Wolfman? That guy is fucking horrendous.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:38 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:Deleting posts is quite the bitch move.

The quote button is your friend.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:38 am

Martyred wrote:
Mikey wrote:

Sarah doesn't use a teleprompter.
Is it wrong to imagine that hand wrapped around my cock while her other hand tugs down on her bra to release those luscious wubs?

:o

Uhh....no.

JMak · Post by **JMak** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:43 am

I heard the lefties were popping arterial veins over this...

Wonder where Mikey was when Obama was speaking to a class of sixth graders with a teleprompter? Or when Obama had assembled his own middle class relief commission (all 12 ppl) along with his teleprompter? Those were truly funny moments...I mean, if you're gonna make fun of Palin...

Besides...where was the laughter when Obama went "Corpseman"?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:49 am

JMak wrote:Yeah, but...but...but...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:51 am

JMak wrote:I heard the lefties were popping arterial veins over this...

Oh...I'm poppin' a "vein" alright...

Martyred wrote:Is it wrong to imagine that hand wrapped around my cock while her other hand tugs down on her bra to release those luscious wubs?

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:51 am

Of course--- it pains them that the lady can give a 45 minute speech w/o a teleprompter. Maybe they would feel better if she put her "crib note" on the back of a business card. They don't even realize what jerks they are by parroting what they hear on the msm. This will get them all in a tizzy ! Enjoy.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:03 am

A "tizzy"?

Nah, more like a swivet I think.

Some liberals are all up in a lather. Or maybe a dither.
I think Marty's in a lather, but not over Dubya.

The dementia really has advanced farther than even I thought.

What's the msm, BTW?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:09 am

Mikey wrote: I think Marty's in a lather, but not over Dubya.

hell yes

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:13 am

Deal with it, you fucking liberals.

yowza

JMak · Post by **JMak** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:16 am

No yeah buts here, Mikey...just pointing the irony in your lame post which effectively parrots lefty pundit talking points. Such criticism stretches back to Reagan's day. I don't get it, though...why the chuckles at the crib notes? Ordinary ppl do it all the time. Ordinary ppl don't need teleprompters to read verbatim from as Barry does. Maybe cuz he obviously doesn't believe in the shit he's delivering.

So why the chuckles, dopey? Or are you only laughing cuz a couple lefties told you to?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:19 am

I told Mikey that if he didn't laugh, he'd be sent to the gulag. 5 years hard labour.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:43 am

I find it mildly amusing that someone allegedly so hip and cool does not know what MSM means. Look it up on Google or something you fucking moron.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:44 am

Here I'll help you you twit.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_media

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:00 am

gave 'em 40 whacks, NY Times crossword puzzle, a sixer of Beast

Name a Lizzie, a tizzy and a dizzy

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:08 am

Wolfman wrote:I find it mildly amusing that someone allegedly so hip and cool does not know what MSM means. Look it up on Google or something you fucking moron.

WTF does methylsulphonylmethane have to do with Sarah Palin, you dumb fucking moron?

You getting politics mixed up with your arthritis again?

Like I said, the dementia just keeps getting worse.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:11 am

Wolfman wrote:Here I'll help you you twit.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_media

Oh, now I get it. So, msm stands for "mass media"?

You do know how acronyms are supposed to work, don't you?

Don't get all in a tizzy now...

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:12 am

Martyred wrote:I told Mikey that if he didn't laugh, he'd be sent to the gulag. 5 years hard labour.

That would be labor in this gulag. And don't you forget it.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:16 am

Martyred wrote:Deal with it, you fucking liberals.

yowza

Mamacita!!!

(that's the Mexican translation of youwza -correct Canadian spelling-, BTW)

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:28 am

BarFlie · Post by **BarFlie** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:48 am

i laffed libtards

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:58 am

Why, do you miss him?

The fact that you knuckledraggers actually do miss him is what's funny.

BarFlie · Post by **BarFlie** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:53 am

Mikey wrote:Why, do you miss him?

The fact that you knuckledraggers actually do miss him is what's funny.

speaking of knuckle draggers where's your 'change' dude playin tonight?

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 4:03 am

Cha' Ching R-Jack

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:40 pm

Martyred wrote:
Mikey wrote: I think Marty's in a lather, but not over Dubya.
hell yes

Dubya with tits, then.

Wondering where all the righties were back when Reagan couldn't string two ~~sentences~~ words together without using a TelePrompTer?

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:05 pm

Mikey wrote:Why, do you miss him?

The fact that you knuckledraggers actually do miss him is what's funny.

Mikey, I don't think anyone really misses GB. It's more of a dig on Obama, who hasn't really done anything he promised. Most of our politicians are crap and we need to clean house across the board.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:07 pm

That's a hot picture of a hot woman. A hot, strong, powerful woman who is not afraid to lead.

I think I'm ready to get behind Sarah Palin.

Especially if she wears that outfit. Maybe some thigh high boots too.

Terry, hope all is well so far in 2010 with you and yours.

JMak · Post by **JMak** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:12 pm

TiC, Reagan used note cards. And he was roundly criticized by you leftards.

Besides, the point about banging on Barry for the teleprompter is the assinine stuff he ends up doing with it and while using it.

Like using it to speak to a classroom of sixth graders or to a room filled with ppl he chose to sit on one of his own commissions. Or when he goes off with "corpse-man".

It's funny shit. You dolts actually think you have a "she's stupid" moment because she cribbed four words on her hand. Meanwhile you have nothing but knob-washing for Barry despite his mighty rep as a great speaker and his strong ability to completely derail without a prompter...

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:28 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:The four things Palin has written on her hand are cornerstones of conservative doctrine, and the bitch is so stupid, she has to WRITE THEM ON HER HAND TO REMEMBER THEM! Wow.

Some goddess you have anointed, idiots.

Well, she got confused and understandably so.

She kept thinking

Chocolate
Hair cuts
Lift Todd's scrotum

You can see why she might get mixed up.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Feb 09, 2010 8:03 pm

Tom In VA wrote:I think I'm ready to get behind Sarah Palin.

Take a number.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 8:17 pm

Martyred wrote:
Mikey wrote:

Sarah doesn't use a teleprompter.
Is it wrong to imagine that hand wrapped around my cock while her other hand tugs down on her bra to release those luscious wubs?

:o

No bris-juice, it's wrong to...

1) pretend she's hot (photo shop nonwithstanding)

2) pretend that you have the same urges as your military leaders

3) not have the synapse connection to offer at least a rote caption for a classic Brood Mare fuck up

JMak · Post by **JMak** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:45 pm

"Energy" is a cornerstone of conservative doctrine??

STFU, moron, you don't know what you're talking about.

BarFlie · Post by **BarFlie** » Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:06 am

She looks anointable to me.

JMak · Post by **JMak** » Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:38 am

Screw, back away from the keyboard, dipshit. You're shifting the goalposts like all good tards do when their ass has been handed to them. You made a stupid comment. Don't dig the hole any deeper...