RANT BITCH RANT

[War Wagon]

Is that you next to that gargantuan snowman, Todd?

If not, no, it doesn't make sense.

But Rack whoever built Frosty nonetheless.

[Mikey]

So it IS you...

[Mikey]

Hmmm...sounds like you've got a problem.

So, the driveway is on your property, but he as an easement (at least that's what we call it out here in Commiefornia) to access his property? It's your property, though, so he has no right to use it for anything else. Sounds like you have a pretty good case. Shoot the motherfucker for trespassing and let the courts (or GOD and g0d) sort it out.

[smackaholic]

I 2th mikey's suggestion. But, could you give me notice so I can come down and watch? I ain't never seen nobody get blowed away before.

[War Wagon]

Todd, answer the question. Is that you by Frosty?

And I'll still Rack whoever built that snowman, no matter the back story. That's fucking awesome. I don't have any asshole neighbors but even if I did, I'd buy them a PBR for that effort.

[War Wagon]

oh, and I'm saving this pic for posterity... and just in case Todd has 2nd thoughts

[Stanley Pickkkle]

Maybe I'm missing something here, but it seems that Toddowen is more crazy than I had previously thought. :?

[Stanley Pickkkle]

Like I said....maybe it's just me. :?

[War Wagon]

That's not me, WW. Sorry to dissapoint.

Some key pieces of evidence being omitted here thus far, your honor.

I now call Toddowen back to the witness stand and may I remind you that you're still under oath. If that stack of Bibles didn't impress you, perhaps the NAMBLA manifesto will. Don't make me go there.

[Smackie Chan]

Dude is seriously in your dome.

[Trampis]

Tough deal Todd, I feel your pain.

You need to get creative to get rid of your neighbor.

Perhaps Jedi mind tricks where you sabatage his phone line and/or cable hook up one week, then his sewer water lines the next. Slightly poisen his pets or his vehicles.

You could try a hidden nail strip in the driveway so he is always getting mysterious flats.

Start flirtting with his girlfriend to make him paranoid that your going after his chick.

Leave something valuable out in your yard with a hidden camera fixed on it. When he comes to steal it you have him on camera doing so and hes in the clink.

Good luck

[Trampis]

Send a subscription or two to him in his name of some christian or ethnic magazines. Maybe a subscription to playgirl his name.

Call up the local Jehovah Witness Hall and pretend to be him and tell them your real interested in not recieving gifts at Christmas time. Mormons?

If he has a coal furnace like you, plug off his chimney with a dead crow when hes not looking.

Ask him if hes noticed an increase in the number of chupacabras lately.

[poptart]

Tardd, I don't understand.

Did the neighbor erect the snowman to fuck with your fragile head or did he do it for the joy of it?

Why are you a hard ass?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Beware of Frosty!

OUT!

You were much more interesting when you broke character and cried like a little bitch during the "mvscal resignation stand-off".

Bring back the toy-throwing, blubbering pussy "Toddowen".

Much more entertaining than this character you trot out as flamebait.

[indyfrisco]

Todd,

I think you should leave a note on Frosty.

-Guntslinger