Bestest winter olympic sport.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:26 pm

So what is the coolest sport in the winter olympics? I was watching snowboard cross last night and must admit that it is pretty fukking epcot. They should do a similar event with downhill skiing. Actually something similar with luge would be pretty fukking cool as well.

Next coolest sport is women's figure skating. I could give two shits about the actual skating. It's the absolutely marvelous asses that are generally attached to the competitors. Haven't seen any of it yet this olympics, but, i assume there will be the usual display of world class derrierres. pretty sure i mangled that spelling. oh well.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:27 pm

Hockey. Game over.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:28 pm

^^^ Best take out of you ever.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:36 pm

OK, real hockey (men's) is still the best sport going in winter olympics.

Other cool sports would be the short track speed skaters, regular speed skaters and downhill skiing. Ski jumping would be cool if they'd mix in a few more "agony of defeat" style crashes.

Worst winter sport, besides that ridiculous curling thing would be what? "men's" figure skating?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:40 pm

Besides hockey, the best sport to me is the ski jump airals. Not sure if that is the real name for it, but those fucks do some freaky shit. And the crashes will damn near make you hurl.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:57 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:Besides hockey, the best sport to me is the ski jump airals. Not sure if that is the real name for it, but those fucks do some freaky shit. And the crashes will damn near make you hurl.

yeah, the airi....aeroi.... ski flipping dudes are pretty cool. i can't imagine how one can keep track of what the fukk he is doing while hanging in the air like that. it is pertty amazing.

here's an interesting idea for a new hybrid sport. freestyle skijumping paintball skeet shoot. real birdshot would be more fun, but, would cut into the number of dudes wanting to play the roll of ski jumper/skeet.

a few other ideas. bobsled cross, full contact downhill curling, lesbian pairs figure skating.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 6:02 pm

If you are at work, don't google image lesbian ice skating....

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 6:02 pm

The moguls were pretty cool too.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 6:04 pm

Super G

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 6:05 pm

luge pole dancing

sin-

georgian dude

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 6:06 pm

smackaholic wrote:
georgian dude

shutyomouth?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 6:06 pm

how 'bout downhill jamboni cross?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 6:07 pm

Mikey wrote:
smackaholic wrote:
georgian dude

shutyomouth?

No, he only posts here to suck Katy's dick.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:01 pm

Hockey

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:12 pm

Jsc810 wrote:
smackaholic wrote:I was watching snowboard cross last night and must admit that it is pretty fukking epcot.
Yeah rack that snowboard cross, and rack the dude who won back to back golds for the US.

I went to the men's snowboard cross event at the 2000 Winter Goodwill Games in Lake Placid. It's a great TV event, as evidenced by the fact that everybody on the mountain was watching the event on two giant TV monitors. The only part we saw live was the finish. I could have been 60 degrees warmer and gotten the same show by watching the events in the lodge at the bottom of the mountain.

Now the aerials are a whole different story. No matter how cool that shit looks on TV, it is absolutely nothing compared to seeing it live. Try to envision watching people try to ski off a 3 story building. It was the best winter sport experience I've ever had save the 30 second run I took on the Olympic Bobsled run at Mt. Hoevenberg.

Political Operative · Post by **Political Operative** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 3:12 am

Curling

Especially WOMENS CURLING

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 7:38 am

The half pipe tonight was cool.

Rarely do you see an event where one competitor is so clearly better than the rest of the field.

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 7:55 am

smackaholic wrote:how 'bout downhill jamboni cross?

Jamboni?

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 7:57 am

Mikey wrote:Rarely do you see an event where one competitor is so clearly better than the rest of the field.

Describing any womens sport

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 3:25 pm

Last nights snow board was just silly and boring. Pants on the ground, flannel plaid shirts, dreadlocks, libby progressive hippy hair. A total trainwreck.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Feb 18, 2010 3:31 pm

trev wrote:Maybe they drive trucks. You don't know. Cover, book. Don't judge.

trev wrote:Last nights snow board was just silly and boring. Pants on the ground, flannel plaid shirts, dreadlocks, libby progressive hippy hair. A total trainwreck.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 3:52 pm

l to r: trev

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 3:54 pm

Seriously, did you enjoy those punks?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:01 pm

Yeah I think their tricks are pretty cool, and White is simply amazing (and a Carlsbad kid).

I spite of what you might think about their clothes and their hair, they are very serious about their sport.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:04 pm

I didn't watch. Quite frankly, I don't care one way or another. I just got a kick out of your selective use of "judgment."

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:45 pm

Mikey wrote:Yeah I think their tricks are pretty cool, and White is simply amazing (and a Carlsbad kid).

I spite of what you might think about their clothes and their hair, they are very serious about their sport.

Skateboarders on ice. Real intriguing sport. I didn't find it especially entertaining or inspiring. Sorry!

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:47 pm

What do you call a "real intriguing sport?" Palin trading retard blasts (in satire, of course) with Hollywood?

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:50 pm

Would you be more intrigued if they wore khakis and polo shirts?

..come to think of it, so would I

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:52 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:What do you call a "real intriguing sport?" Palin trading retard blasts (in satire, of course) with Hollywood?

I'm thinking 500 miles of left turns punctuated by an occasional fiery crash is more trev's speed.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:53 pm

trev wrote:Last nights snow board was just silly and boring. Pants on the ground, flannel plaid shirts, dreadlocks, libby progressive hippy hair. A total trainwreck.

Yet you're OK with a bunch of polesmokers prancing around on ice in costumes Liberace would have been embarrassed to wear?

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 5:52 pm

Why in the hell are the start of hockey games not being shown in favor of a curling match going long? We miss an entire period of Sweden-Germany because USA-Switzerland ran painfully long. Tighten that shit up, will ya?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:10 pm

Mr T wrote:
smackaholic wrote:how 'bout downhill jamboni cross?
Jamboni?

just noticed this. not sure where the hell jamboni came from. not the usual typo as j isn't even remotely close to z on the keybode.

it does sound cooler though.

trev · Post by **trev** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:07 am

BSmack wrote:
trev wrote:Last nights snow board was just silly and boring. Pants on the ground, flannel plaid shirts, dreadlocks, libby progressive hippy hair. A total trainwreck.
Yet you're OK with a bunch of polesmokers prancing around on ice in costumes Liberace would have been embarrassed to wear?

Actually, I didn't call into question any of the snowboarders' sexual preferences. They are 2 different sports. I happen to prefer figure skating over skateboarding on ice. I find it more artistic as well as athletic. The skateboarding was highly boring. You go ahead and claim that 100% of male figure skaters are gay. You must have some insight that I, as a female don't. Some of them are married to women, by the way. Maybe you're gay. You are a fan of Brokeback Mountain and you're a married man. Who knows?

I'll be happily watching the men's figure skating tonight. Meanwhile, maybe you can critique the snowboarding women. Let me know how many dykes are doing narly flips on skateboards.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:31 am

trev wrote:...100% of male figure skaters are gay

Here's my insight...

gay

gayer

gayer than Liza Minelli's husband

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:33 am

So, dancing on ice is more athletic than "skateboarding on ice"?

OK, whatever.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:51 am

trev wrote: Maybe you're gay.

Maybe you are all homosexual too.

trev · Post by **trev** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:46 am

B, You are only confirming my stats that about 50% of the figure skaters are gay. You can insist until your balls are blue that it's 100%. Skater A is married to a female. Skater B is flaming gay. Skater C has fathered a child with a girlfriend. In those 3 example we have 66%, non gay. Actors don fancy outfits for shows and movies, does that mean they are gay? Come on dolt, if you are going to flame, come out of the closet.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:58 am

trev wrote:Skater A is married to a female.

So he has a beard. Good for him. He still doesn't find you attractive.

Skater B is flaming gay.

You don't say?

Skater C has fathered a child with a girlfriend.

He probably had a stand in. Or he jerked off into a turkey baster while watching videotape of AP prancing around in a thong.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:10 am

I agree Hockey is the best sport but Curling has some sort of magical transe like effect on me that I strangely enjoy. Maybe it is the Scottsman in me coming out.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:38 am

SunCoastSooner wrote: Maybe it is the Scottsman in me coming out.

I guess there is no need to lock up the soap.