Newest registered user : R-Jack

[R-Jack]

I hate R-Jack because he smacked at me,

Link?

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

I saw it. I responded by asking him to be specific. You can read English right?

I was specific. You have this annoying habit of following around posters from thread to thread asking the same damned questions over and over. You know it. I know it. Everyone knows it. There's no need to search through your posts and link it up. If this wasn't a fact... you wouldn't be complaining about your repetitive takes being deleted. I don't really follow the board drama very closely these days... but I think your annoying habit may have gotten you banned. Once. Or twice.

Look. I am not sure you were following along, but I actually went to bat for you when mvscal started deleting all of your posts. Not just the repetitive ones. So... relax.

[Van]

Cuda, just for the record, in terms of contributing to the readability of this or any other board you and I have inhabited since 1999, I'd be more than happy to stack up my efforts against yours. Go ahead and have basically anybody you care to name critique our contributions to humor, smack, interest-factor, erudition, creativity or any other criteria you'd like to use.

Archived threads, sigs made from our quotes, requests from people to create specific things for them...you name it.

We could use this year as a comparison, or last year, or any other year you'd care to name. I was completely absent from these boards for a total of about three years, and we could even compare those years. I'll still utterly destroy you.

Shit, ask your boy, Biggie. Ask Prime. Ask Bace.

You're Cuda. You've got to be kidding me. Fuck.

[poptart]

For all I know, you deleted all those nics yourself. This board has been unreadable for anybody but Dinsdale for a long time and all this board drama may just be your way of deflecting attention from that fact.

This is the moment dad's hand appears from the front seat of the car -- and then goes coast-to-coast from your right to left ear.

Followed up by, "Stop being a fuckin' idiot, boy."

[Cuda]

sorry, pops. i thought you were logged out

on second thought, go fuck yerself. stick to the NFL fora.

here you're only slightly more readable than innocent vanstander is

[poptart]

Coods, you don't like some of the admins here - yes, fine.

But if you're going to produce tinfoil man lunacy like that, you shoot down any credibility you may have.

I'm here to save you.

Don't wave off the life vest.

[War Wagon]

Coods, don't you have a UBTF thread to jerk off to someplace? You never know when you might elicit a pity Rack.

[Cuda]

Coods, you don't like some of the admins here - yes, fine.

But if you're going to produce tinfoil man lunacy like that, you shoot down any credibility you may have.

I'm here to save you.

Don't wave off the life vest.

credibility?

pops, it's a message board. nobody has any credibility.

least of all here

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

You're Cuda. You've got to be kidding me. Fuck.

This is funny to me. Don't ask why.

[Cuda]

i know what you mean

[PSUFAN]

It's fascinating to see how long Cuddles has stuck around here...he detests the board and want it to fail, yet he has been here constantly for more than 5 years.

[Cuda]

i don't detest the board, PUS, i detest you

[War Wagon]

it's a message board. nobody has any credibility.

least of all here

Actually, many here do.

T1B > Coods

shit... KC Paul > Coods

[Moving Sale]

You have this annoying habit of following around posters from thread to thread asking the same damned questions over and over.

We're getting warmer. You do know what specifics are right? Which posters? Which threads? Which questions?
You mean like how I I smacked R-Jackoff in this very thread and he decided to post this...
"Link?" to another poster and then decided that he was just going to run like a little girl from my previous post to him and how now I'm going to dog him for it? You mean like that? So what you are saying is that as long as you are a coward and just run from the thread you are golden and it is "annoying" to be called out on such cowardice? You have a funny way of looking at things.

I am not sure you were following along, but I actually went to bat for you when mvscal started deleting all of your posts. Not just the repetitive ones. So... relax.

I saw what you wrote back then. I'm an asshole not an idiot. What do you want a medal? I should go easy on you because you were 'nice' to me once? Dude, nutsack swinging is one of the worst parts of this board.
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Hey R-Jack you're a fucking piece of shit.

[Moving Sale]

Cuda, just for ... me. Fuck.

You sound like R-Jackhimselfoff. You're Rackable. You're Archive worthy. You're Drew Brees AND a plate of nachos. Dude you're a fucking douche with an annoying habit of running spelling smack while spelling shit wrong (at times) and less music sense than a fat deaf kid. Get over yourself.

[PSUFAN]

i don't detest the board, PUS, i detest you

Still mad about the CTRL-Cuda affair, I guess...bwahahaa

[Van]

Cuda, just for ... me. Fuck.

TVO, that's one weird quote you doctored up there. Not even sure what you were going for with that one.

As for Spelling Smack, I almost never use it. Here are the only times I use it, basically...

-With you, when you completely butcher an attempt at using flowery language.

-With smackaholic, because he's made it an ongoing joke about how it's/its kicks his ass.

-With Toddowen, but only in the last week or so. That started up only due to his making a big point of it, to where it became funny to me.

-With m2, because he's just remarkable in his inability to spell even the most simple things. Moreover, his peculiar penchant for putting quotes around words which would never require them is sorta fascinating.

-I give Go Co'og'gs' shit about how he screwed up the apostrophe in his nic, and the only reason I do that is because he mistakenly attempted to defend its use after it was pointed out to him that Coogs does not need an apostrophe to indicate the plural of Coog.

-With PSUFAN, on very rare occasions. The main reason there is that he's a good writer who rarely commits spelling errors, plus he started the whole Eliminated thing. It's just a very infrequent but fun game with him.

That's about it, really. Considering the fact that just about every post on these boards is a spelling nightmare, I'd say that I let about 99% of them pass without comment. The bottom line for me is I only use it when there's something particularly funny about the circumstance.

That's where you always came in. Your gaffes combined with the circumstances surrounding them always made for great comedy.

Do I also commit spelling errors? Of course I do. When someone posts as many words as I do, they're bound to drop the occasional typo here and there, especially when they don't use any sort of a spellcheck program. What I don't do is Don King the fuck out of words, and other than the odd word such as Caesar/Ceasar, i.e., select words which have always been blind spots for me, I don't habitually misspell anything.

And for all of that, I'll still always be far more readable than Coods.

[R-Jack]

You mean like how I I smacked R-Jackoff in this very thread and he decided to post this...
"Link?" to another poster and then decided that he was just going to run like a little girl from my previous post to him and how now I'm going to dog him for it?

God I hope you weren't trying to make sense with that.

Do what you gotta do you laughably miserable twat. Please don't mistake my ambivalence to your pathetic tripe as somehow "running". I am under no obligation to respond to every drip from the same vag.

You got slapped on the wrist for trying to tard up a thread about Derron's son and have melted down for three days. You had a clear agenda to fuck up a thread of well wishes and I dealt accordingly. Get over it. There are times to tard up threads, and that one wasn't it. It's not like I edited the take when you parroted it in a different thread. This was a dead issue to me long ago. It's fairly obvious that it isn't for you, but that ain't exactly my problem.

Feel free to keep "dogging" me and somehow thinking you don't look like an obsessive douche doing it. No need for me to edit your comical stalking of me. At least by entertaining me with your proposed ongoing petulant act you have finally gained some sense of purpose on these boards.

Have fun with your little auto-melt initiative

[Smackie Chan]

I'll still always be far more readable than Coods.

I vehemently disagree for a number of reasons, a few of which include:

1. Your posts often need to be broken into chapters or episodes. With the exception of his c&p posts, Cuda's meet the criteria for Twitter.

2. You use words like oeuvre and erudition. Cuda uses words like See Spot run.

3. Your posts often read like Dr. Zhivago. Cuda's read like Dr. Seuss (but granted, they smell like they could benefit from Dr. Scholl).

So on the readability scale, Cuda > Van.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

We're getting warmer. You do know what specifics are right? Which posters? Which threads? Which questions?

Kindly go fist yourself as I continue to ignore your request for this level of detail. You got banned for the offense(s) I am referencing. There’s no need to dig deeper.

I'm an asshole not an idiot.

No. You think you’re an asshole. But your childish posts that amount to “are we there yet… are we there yet… are we there yet” does make you an idiot.

What do you want a medal?

Thanks, but no. Defending a tard’s right to have each post stand on its own merit does not warrant such recognition.

I should go easy on you because you were 'nice' to me once?

I don’t care if you go easy on me on or not. Just don’t pretend you don’t understand the problem. Repeatedly. And I wasn’t ‘nice’ to you either. I was defending a tard’s right to submit a shitty post. Just not the same shitty post over and over. CTRL-Cuda’ing your own crap is never fresh.

Dude, nutsack swinging is one of the worst parts of this board.

See. Now this is funny. Swinging from something requires a certain height… FAIL.

[smackaholic]

I still believe that a board does indeed need its tards, but, does it need ALL its tards?

Flush TiVO.

[Moving Sale]

You got slapped on the wrist for trying to tard up a thread about Derron's son and have melted down for three days.

No you got your panties in a bunch because you didn't like my point of view. You're a lying sack of shit, a crappy m0d, a child-molesting creep and yellow-bellied fucktard.

Go fuck yourself you overly sensitive douche.

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ucant,
The old 'I know it when I see it' defense. Nice. Easy way out eh? You know I could throw up 10 posts to refute every post you threw up so you decided to cut bait. Good move.

"Swinging from something requires a certain height…"
Now THAT'S non-tardish... Repeatedly.

Fucking dolt.

[BSmack]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Can we just start deleting this twat again?

[Moving Sale]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Can we just start deleting this twat again?

Can you? No. You don't have the power to do that. There are people that do have that power and we will just have to wait and see what they do.

Do you have any other stupid questions?

[Van]

Here's one. Why couldn't they just slap Mariska Hargitay's fabulous tits onto Angie Harmon, thus creating The Ultimate Law & Order Babe.

[mvscal]

I'm an asshole not an idiot.

You say that as if they were mutually exclusive conditions.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

ucant,
The old 'I know it when I see it' defense. Nice. Easy way out eh?

No. It's the old, "why in the fuck do I need to go back and provide you evidence of crimes you've been tried and convicted of" defense. If you're incapable of understanding this simple logic, go ahead and ask your prison retinue to explain this to you.

[BSmack]

There are people that do have that power and we will just have to wait and see what they do.

To paraphrase J.P. Morgan, I trust the first admin you see will do his duty.

[Goober McTuber]

Amazing what you can miss when you take a week or so off from here. Rack the newbie R-Jack. Looks like he might have some potential.

[titlover]

Remember you are trying to explain why it is ok to DELETE my posts.

Because you suck. You don't offend anybody. You are a takeless, tedious, leg humping gimp. You are a worthless piece of shit begging to be flushed.

Clear?

i bet his BO is pretty offensive...