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[Dinsdale]

L to R: OOPS!; not pictured, Dinsdale saying "FUCK! I KNEW I shouldn't have done tequilla shots after 2AM... nothing good ever happens.

[Sirfindafold]

It beats jacking off.

[Dinsdale]

DEAR GOD, SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME... ANYBODY... I'M GOING TO BURST ANY MINUTE NOW!!!!!


Sin,

[Dinsdale]

Heck, who am I kidding...

Given enough intoxicants, I'm sure I'd slap my ample schlong in between those lard-engorged milk vats, and hammer away at Cleveland until I shot a sizable load on that fetal-alcohol-syndrome greel...

Then tell her my name is Saladtosser and leave.

[Bobby42]

"I woke up this morning and you were not there. I hate that."

[Mace]

"Okay, if I color my hair blonde, Dins will hit on me again tonight. Now it's off to that all night buffet."

[smackaholic]

what's with the concrete paver off to the left? dins trying to buy a little strange with the leftovers from his last patio job?

[smackaholic]

if you want me to leave both wrist bowling thingies on, it'll be an extra 20.