WE'VE ARRIVED!!!!!

[Dinsdale]

Chip Kelley, in but a few short years as HC/OC/Head recruiter has truly turned Oregon into a real BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL program.

Matter of fact, there's a rumor floating around that if the Ducks can land about 3 more players in jail before the spring game, that the SEC will offer them membership.

Jeebus -- LaMichael James is sporting an ankle braclet for allegedly whooping hias girlfriend's ass.

Jerimiah Masoli is still under investigation for stealing laptops (PSSSST, bro -- if you need a laptop or a few bucks, there's these things called "boosters," and they're probably not the kind of "boosters" you think they are).

Hell, the freaking backup kicker was indicted for jumping into a brawl to "break it up," which must have been one hell of a donnybrook, since he felt the need to take out some chick in the process.

That's right, bitches -- the fucking. backup. kicker...

If this shit don't scream "BIGTIME CFB CRED," I don't know what does.

It's all about the cred.

[King Crimson]

anybody else remember the back inna day sports radio host the Sports Pig? he had a thing called "the Mike Responts (his real name)felony index". which is how he ranked the upcoming season's top 25. whoever had the most off-season crime was closest to the top. it was a surprisingly accurate rubric.

give Colorado their due: they had a kid get busted for stealing at the campus book store....busted by leaving his credit card in the store. crime is one thing, but dumb crime is another. way to go.

[Killian]

^^^^^

It's the Fulmer Cup now, and EDSBS has a running tally.

Speaking of BTPCF cred, check out the sooper genius Elija Fields (S/OLB for Pitt) to get kicked off the team. He was dismissed because a video posted on his twitter page showed him drinking alcohol. I wonder if these pictures had anything to do with it. And yes, I'm sure he got all of that money from legal endevors:

[King Crimson]

those pics are in a Comfort Inn. look at the pamphlet stand behind the ibook. that's just weird.

[indyfrisco]

Nike to unveil Oregon's new unis at courhouse as LaMichael James to show up for his hearing sporting the 2010's season opener uniform.

[Dinsdale]

IF -- that is out-fucking-standing.

Can I steal/use it?

[indyfrisco]

Feel free...i didn't take the time to make it sharp or anything though...just the idea had some funnay I thought.

[King Crimson]

Nike to unveil Oregon's new unis at courhouse as LaMichael James to show up for his hearing sporting the 2010's season opener uniform.

lol. but, who knows? maybe with the black helmet?

[R-Jack]

[Dinsdale]

LB Kiko Alonso gets a DUI last night.

Crystal Footballs are inevitable.

[Van]

I think the simple fact that you now have players named 'Kiko Alonso' pretty much cemented that inevitable eventuality.

[Dinsdale]

I think the simple fact that you HAD players named 'Kiko Alonso' pretty much cemented that inevitable eventuality.

FTFY.

4 heads rolled this last week.

4 arrests in the last month, with more pending.


You realize it takes Florida a full year to rack up that many under Meyer, right?

If that doesn't parlay into a preseason #1 ranking, I don't know what does.

I mean we're returning 18 17 16 15 14 13 freaking starters from last season... what could possibly go wrong?

[SunCoastSooner]

I hear Oregon plans on building a new prison in Eugene so the Ducks can still field a team and have practice...

[Van]

I blame this on that Rose Bowl rap video.

[Derron]

Beat the ho..you can practice..but you cannot go to class.

EUGENE, Ore. – LaMichael James cannot attend classes on the University of Oregon campus or receive tutoring at the new Jaqua Center, a Lane County judge ruled Monday.

The court also learned James had been released to stay with someone in violation of NCAA rules.

James is barred from going within two miles of campus under the jail release agreement he signed after being arrested on misdemeanor fourth degree assault, strangulation and harassment charges. James pleaded not guilty to all the charges.

He appeared in court Monday morning alongside his lawyer, Mike Buseman, arguing the release agreement should be changed so James can go to class on campus, get tutoring at the new Jaqua Center and train at the Casanova Center, next to Autzen Stadium.

The original release agreement stated James was “not to be within a two-mile radius of the alleged victim’s home, property, place of work or school.”

Judge Charles Zennache ruled James can go to the Casanova Center for tutoring and training but can’t go to classes on campus or visit the Jaqua Center.

James and Buseman refused to comment about the ruling to KATU's Eugene sister station, KVAL, as the two left the courtroom.

Judge Zennache said James needs to check in with his professors to see if he can take tests outside the classroom. If he can’t work out a deal with his professors, James is supposed to work with pre-trial services to arrange a way he can continue his studies.

It was not immediately clear how the ruling will affect James’ NCAA eligibility to play football. An athletic department spokesman was not immediately available to comment.

A separate NCAA issue also came up in court because the court-approved person James is staying with is an athletic department employee. That is violation of NCAA rules.

The judge said James will have to work with pre-trial services to find a new place to stay that fits with their standards.

Under court rules, the person must have known James for at least one year. The person must also not live within two miles of campus.

Buseman said former Duck women’s basketball coach Bev Smith stepped forward to house James, but it’s unknown if the county will go for that plan because she lives within two miles of campus.

Smith is no longer an athletic department employee, so it would not violate NCAA rules.

James is next scheduled to appear in court on March 24 for a routine pre-trial hearing.

[Danimal]

Nike to unveil Oregon's new unis at courhouse as LaMichael James to show up for his hearing sporting the 2010's season opener uniform.

lol. but, who knows? maybe with the black helmet?

Phil Knight would be all over that.