I dreamed about a pepperoni pizza last night

[War Wagon]

woah... wrong board

Oh well...

You know how those pictures on the box always make it look deliciously loaded? Why come (a favorite euphemism of mine... it's a short story) the pictures never really depict what's actually in the box?

So I tear open this Red Baron pepperoni pizza with the fire baked crust and what do I see? Four pepperoni slices, count 'em, Four.

ok, this thread sucks, but I dreamed about a pepperoni pizza last night. Schwans should recall these pizza's.

[smackaholic]

i had a dream that wags made a post that didn't suck.

[War Wagon]

keep dreaming.

I ate that damn pizza anyway after loading it up with the Hormel pepperoni slices I buy at Wal-Mart for just such an occasion.

Trots this shit thread, but before that's done...

cockaholic? If I ever see you type gubmint again, we're going to fight at a rest stop along I-70.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Calm down guys. It's only dream-pizza.

[Wolfman]

Picturing worker checking pizzas before they get wrapped and boxed and picking off all but 4 slices of pepperoni and laughing to themselves about how pissed the person who buys that pizza will be. Sucks it was you.

[smackaholic]

keep dreaming.

I ate that damn pizza anyway after loading it up with the Hormel pepperoni slices I buy at Wal-Mart for just such an occasion.

Trots this shit thread, but before that's done...

cockaholic? If I ever see you type gubmint again, we're going to fight at a rest stop along I-70.

what's a matter, you afraid of an away game? don't go all SEC on me wags.

i'll tell you what. we'll do a home/home series. I-84 exit 67, BK parking lot. bring the crew and we can make it a double header!!!!

oh, almost forgot.

gubmint.

[smackaholic]

So who are you fixing to vote for Gubnor, smackaholic?

haven't even thought about it. to tell you the truth, i don't much give a fukk as the choices will be a dem who will grow GUBMINT as quickly as possible or an alleged republican who will grow it a bit slower. is rell running for re-election?

fortunately, this shithole state's gubmint has pretty much reached critical mass, so even if a dem gets in, they can't grow it too much, unless they figure out a way to counterfeit money like the feds do.

[indyfrisco]

double header!!!!

Quit talking about double heading each other at rest stops. TIA.

[jiminphilly]

So I tear open this Red Baron pepperoni pizza with the fire baked crust and what do I see? Four pepperoni slices, count 'em, Four.

ok, this thread sucks, but I dreamed about a pepperoni pizza last night. Schwans should recall these pizza's.

So you yearn for long sticks of meat? Who knew?

[Goober McTuber]

double header!!!!

Quit talking about double heading each other at rest stops. TIA.

Pay attention, boys, this is the voice of experience.

[War Wagon]

Papa Murphy's has this deal right now - $10 for any pizza. The take and bake variety, don't know if you're familiar with that concept, but it rules. Fresh pizza right out the oven. Your own oven.

I scored this 16" diameter monstrosity loaded with 9 toppings.