Can someone explain the Goober/Screwey feud?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

It seems pretty intense.

Why the acrimony?

[indyfrisco]

Since Kaley was banned long ago and the Kaley/Paul feud died, Screwy and Goobs felt the need to carry the torch.

[Goober McTuber]

It seems pretty intense.

Why the acrimony?

I've never liked jizz-moppers. But it's all in good fun. I don't hate Screwball.

I hate Canadiens.

[Mikey]

They're in each other's domes.

[Mikey]

And I'm pretty sure they're both anklebiting.

[Tom In VA]

I thought it was just NCAA Hockey smack carried over into day to day operations.

[Goober McTuber]

Screwball can’t run NCAA hockey smack. His team has won 4 games all year, while the mighty Badgers are headed for the title game.

I think Mikey might (like Katy) have a little Canadien in him.

[indyfrisco]

I think Mikey might (like Katy) have a little Canadien in him.

LIBEL! SLANDER!!! LAWSUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mikey]

Screwball can’t run NCAA hockey smack. His team has won 4 games all year, while the mighty Badgers are headed for the title game.

I think Mikey might (like Katy) have a little Canadien in him.

Fightin' words dawg. I don't even spell Canadian with an "e".

I'll bet you say aboot, though. Eh?

[Goober McTuber]

I'll bet you say aboot, though. Eh?

Yeah. As in, how about I put aboot squarely up your ass, eh?

[JMak]

I thought it was the absence of KY. Both they asses are a little chapped it seems...

[smackaholic]

I think Mikey might (like Katy) have a little Canadien in him.

leave perk out of this.

[mvscal]

They dislike each other.

[PSUFAN]

This is an OLD Upper Midwest dustup. Goober' Unk Olaf was school friends with Screw's Great Grandad Nikolai. Olaf said Nikki's mom had square tits - which of course was true. Nik would have taken it in stride...until he caught Olaf crouching in the outhouse shit trench, trying to get a look at O's sister's fur pelt before getting coated in her waste.

Then it was on, and has been ever since. They've actually toned it down quite a bit - they used to be so FUCKING PISSED that they couldn't even address each other - sorta like Katy's scabbed up dripping fishflaps.

[Van]

That was downright earthy.

[Tom In VA]

As soon as I saw Olaf ....



Was telling the story.

[Arch Angel]

This is an OLD Upper Midwest dustup. Goober' Unk Olaf was school friends with Screw's Great Grandad Nikolai. Olaf said Nikki's mom had square tits - which of course was true. Nik would have taken it in stride...until he caught Olaf crouching in the outhouse shit trench, trying to get a look at O's sister's fur pelt before getting coated in her waste.

Then it was on, and has been ever since. They've actually toned it down quite a bit - they used to be so FUCKING PISSED that they couldn't even address each other - sorta like Katy's scabbed up dripping fishflaps.

Rack

Funny as hell.

[Goober McTuber]

I think Mikey might (like Katy) have a little Canadien in him.

leave perk out of this.

You really catch on fast.

[Arch Angel]

Hey Goober, are you on the eastern side of Wisconsin near Green Bay?

I heard the peeps on that side of the state purposely go to Upper Michigan, kill their animals, take their women and if they have time, piss in their beer and then tell them have a nice fucking day.

[Goober McTuber]

Arch,

I am in Madison. We just look at Michigan and laugh.

[Screw_Michigan]

A board needs its tards like Gobbles McFucktard, and those tards need to get the shit kicked out of them. I'm performing a public service.

[Mikey]

There's an eastern and western Wisconsin?

I thought it was just Wisconsin.

[Arch Angel]

There's an eastern and western Wisconsin?

I thought it was just Wisconsin.

Oh there is a difference. All the major towns are on the eastern side and kind of full of themselves and kind of thumb their noses to the ones from the west. As for the west, mostly farmlands and two cities if you can call them that in LaCrosse and Eau Claire.


As for Madtown,it is a nice neutral location because you can swing either direction.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

because you can swing either direction.

[Goober McTuber]

A board needs its tards like Gobbles McFucktard, and those tards need to get the shit kicked out of them.

Let me know if you ever plan to get started on that, you Charles De Mar wannabe.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I heard the peeps on that side of the state purposely go to Upper Michigan, kill their animals, take their women and if they have time, piss in their beer and then tell them have a nice fucking day.

Poaching the Upper Peninsula for Rumplewives because your own women are so horrendous isn't much of a bragging right. Just be careful when you're hunting and fucking up there, as the women and the animals are indistinguishable. But something tells me you guys aren't too picky.

Your instincts to piss in beer doesn't surprise me considering what Milwaukee has been feeding you for years.

[Arch Angel]

I heard the peeps on that side of the state purposely go to Upper Michigan, kill their animals, take their women and if they have time, piss in their beer and then tell them have a nice fucking day.

Poaching the Upper Peninsula for Rumplewives because your own women are so horrendous isn't much of a bragging right. Just be careful when you're hunting and fucking up there, as the women and the animals are indistinguishable. But something tells me you guys aren't too picky.

Your instincts to piss in beer doesn't surprise me considering what Milwaukee has been feeding you for years.

okay, I admit, nice tight smack back.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

This place is an epic way to keep your smack tight. But odds are, you will get punked on an occasion.

[Dinsdale]

Preseason smack camp. Brutal, personal, and crude.