She responds 'It's really cool. If you put your ear up against it, you can smell the ocean.'
One of My All-Time Best!!!
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Sirfindafold
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One of My All-Time Best!!!
The Blonde is showing off her new tattoo of a giant seashell on her inner thigh. Her friends ask her why she would get such a tattoo and in that location.
She responds 'It's really cool. If you put your ear up against it, you can smell the ocean.'
She responds 'It's really cool. If you put your ear up against it, you can smell the ocean.'
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial
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Re: One of My All-Time Best!!!
Go fuck yourself, pipelick.
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smackaholic
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Re: One of My All-Time Best!!!
all time best?
for you, maybe.
for you, maybe.
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Goober McTuber
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Re: One of My All-Time Best!!!
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Re: One of My All-Time Best!!!
Well, yeah. It does say "My" in the title, dipshit.smackaholic wrote:all time best?
for you, maybe.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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Re: One of My All-Time Best!!!
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Re: One of My All-Time Best!!!
I will RACK sfaf for trying. It's a HELL of a lot better than not trying.
If you're not trying, go chortle down a chipotle-flecked assloaf.
If you're not trying, go chortle down a chipotle-flecked assloaf.
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Re: One of My All-Time Best!!!
A crippled passenger ferry is taking in water at sea and sinking. The Captain comes over the loudspeaker saying:
"Sorry it's had to come to this folks, but we're going to have to start throwing people overboard trying to save this ship. We've decided to do it in alphabetical order.
Any African Americans onboard? Report up front immediately."
A little black boy sitting in back turns to his mother: "Momma, aren't we African Americans?
Momma turns and says "No boy, today we is Ni...ggers."
The little black boy then turns to the Mexican kid sitting next to him with a big smile on his face.
The Mexican kid says: I don't know what you're smiling about, I'm a wetback!"
:doh:
"Sorry it's had to come to this folks, but we're going to have to start throwing people overboard trying to save this ship. We've decided to do it in alphabetical order.
Any African Americans onboard? Report up front immediately."
A little black boy sitting in back turns to his mother: "Momma, aren't we African Americans?
Momma turns and says "No boy, today we is Ni...ggers."
The little black boy then turns to the Mexican kid sitting next to him with a big smile on his face.
The Mexican kid says: I don't know what you're smiling about, I'm a wetback!"
:doh:
Re: One of My All-Time Best!!!
What has seven arms and sucks?
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