Spartacus: Sand and Blood
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Spartacus: Sand and Blood
soon to come your way from Starz.
kind of a 300 style redux of the Spartacus myth (lotta action with slow-down throat slashing and cartoonish blood gashing)....and some some soft porn in the mix.
i've seen the first two epis and it's not bad. I'm a sucker for nipples, some bush, and Roman "history". not exactly brain food. the fight scenes are a little over-wrought and tedious imo.
kind of a 300 style redux of the Spartacus myth (lotta action with slow-down throat slashing and cartoonish blood gashing)....and some some soft porn in the mix.
i've seen the first two epis and it's not bad. I'm a sucker for nipples, some bush, and Roman "history". not exactly brain food. the fight scenes are a little over-wrought and tedious imo.
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Saw the commercials for it the other day. Made me think how much I liked and miss the Rome series from HBO.
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Spartacus was not a myth, fyi. The uprising he was partially responsible for was an actual historical event known as the The Third Servile War of 73-71 BC.King Crimson wrote:the Spartacus myth
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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true. putting down the rebellion is how Crassus gained the repute (which is to say, loyal legions) to allow him to be a triumvir with Pompey and Caesar. maybe better stated by me is that it is a "mythical" treatment of Spartacus.mvscal wrote:Spartacus was not a myth, fyi. The uprising he was partially responsible for was an actual historical event known as the The Third Servile War of 73-71 BC.King Crimson wrote:the Spartacus myth
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Toddowen wrote:Naaaght...I'm outing the myth. Prescott's birth was over a millenia away.King Crimson wrote:. I'm a sucker for nipples, some bush, and Roman "history".
The line has to be drawn somewhere for how much you can fault Bush. Of course, LTS might see things differently.
bush: herbert walker, prescott, or some bush....
edit: (!) pic won't stay.
google "viva bianca" with safe search off for the bush.
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5 episodes are now on Netflix, so I watched them. Xena has some nice mamms.
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.
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Same here. Still can't decide if I like it..yet I watch. Good mindless, late night fodder I suppose.PSUFAN wrote:5 episodes are now on Netflix, so I watched them. Xena has some nice mamms.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Interesting series.
Not enough tits and bush. Way too much cock and male ass.
Not enough tits and bush. Way too much cock and male ass.
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def been a lot of "beefcake" in the last few epis. wonder, sometimes, who the target audience is.stuckinia wrote:Interesting series.
Not enough tits and bush. Way too much cock and male ass.
""On a lonely planet spinning its way toward damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, who is left to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a fiver? Yes, it's the surprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar!"
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Yeah - the ultragore and the dicks are incongruous.
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.
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I was wondering when the fuck Oenomaus was going to show up. Of course he was a Celtic Gaul not an African nog. I guess they needed a PC token.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Well...this is coming along pretty nicely.
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.
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i'm going to try and use the exclamation "Jupiter's Cock" far more often.
the new opiate peddling lezzie is the same hottie who was in Season 2 of Dexter.
the new opiate peddling lezzie is the same hottie who was in Season 2 of Dexter.
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Ah. I was wondering what they were going to do with their lead getting cancer. I guess they'll try to recast Spartacus for next season or something.KC Scott wrote:Holy shit fuck - fighting much better in this one and the back story is starting off very awesome - the story behind how Crixis landed in Batiatus Ludda.
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Just finished Gods of the Arena and Sand and Blood. Gods of the Arena looked like it had an increased budget. Both were very good.
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