All your medals are belong to us!

[smackaholic]

OK, I'll go with the biathalon thing on one condition, no gay ass bolt action 22 target rifles. billy gets a fully auto AK-47 with the biggest fukking clip it will hold.

[Van]

You're such a cruel dick.

[Diego in Seattle]

Retard trap and skeet would be "can't miss" television.

Motherfucker yells "PULL," and you've never seen a group of tardwranglers hit the dirt with such speed and determination.

Yep, pretty much like any Dick Cheney hunting trip.

[H4ever]

Holy shit! This thread gave me the best laugh I've had in weeks! Tardwranglers named Billy with full-auto AK's on skis wandering about aimlessly in the woods looking for the next checkpoint? Probably have to test them for illegal substances such as pixie sticks and trainers doubling up on ritalyn meds tho!!!

[smackaholic]

you know, combining the 90 meter jump with the trap shooting might be kinda interesting.