St. Patrick's Day

XXXL · Post by **XXXL** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:28 am

16 days till the party !

Yaaay...

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:03 am

Mods...

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:07 am

XXXL wrote:Yaaay...

This sounds like a dude who knows how to fucking ROCK. Let me guess - this "party" involves a set of shiny keys, a drool cup, and various flavored windows?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:23 am

Why did they have to put St. Paddy's day in the middle of Lent?

Every fuckin' year I have to go to our Godandg0damned Pastor and get a special dispensation to get falling down sloppy drunk for one day like all of my worthless alkie Mick ancestors.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:45 am

In. Partying in Chitown!!!!

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:12 am

Mikey wrote:Why did they have to put St. Paddy's day in the middle of Lent?

Every fuckin' year I have to go to our Godandg0damned Pastor and get a special dispensation to get falling down sloppy drunk for one day like all of my worthless alkie Mick ancestors.

Cause Jesus turned water into wine and the fundys just can't fucking deal with the ugly truth! Why don't they abstain from oxygen during lent? Would be nice.

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:13 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
XXXL wrote:Yaaay...
This sounds like a dude who knows how to fucking ROCK. Let me guess - this "party" involves a set of shiny keys, a drool cup, and various flavored windows?

bwaha!

XXXL · Post by **XXXL** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 2:48 am

15 days till the brew falls my way ...

Wandering into a serious beer drinking session...so soon.

Law Office closed March 17th!

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:21 am

XXXL...Arent you the dude that lives in Hawaii? Is it legal to celebrate an Irish holiday in Hawaii?

Its kinda like celebrating Cinco De Mayo in Alaska.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 2:28 pm

Trampis wrote:XXXL...Arent you the dude that lives in Hawaii? Is it legal to celebrate an Irish holiday in Hawaii?

Its kinda like celebrating Cinco De Mayo in Alaska.

bullshit.

st paddy's day is a drinkin' holiday where everyone pretends to be irish. hawaii's, what, about 83% jap? and we all know them silly nips like a good party as much as anyone.

wonder if they have green saki (sp)?

XXXL · Post by **XXXL** » Sun Mar 07, 2010 1:53 am

I will be drinking hard on the 17th. My surf bro owns a local Irish surf pub down the hill and hot damn I'm getting psyched as the beloved St. Pat's Day approaches.......

War Dewey Weber feather fastbacks......

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:58 am

Suckle a dog's bollocks, you piss swilling paddies.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sun Mar 07, 2010 1:34 pm

I have quite a bit of Irish ancestry - but I fail to see anything to celebrate there. I'm soured on the holiday because it has evolved into a three week deluge of styrofoam green hats and tons and tons of cheap-ass dreck and limitless sanctimony - not a fan.

I'd still like to run through that orange march with a machete, though...

JMak · Post by **JMak** » Sun Mar 07, 2010 3:06 pm

Fucking gay! It's the same with Cinco de Mayo these days. XXXL personifies the stupidity of it all posting his all-out excitement about wasting a day drinking for no other reason than everyone else is doing it. A fucking Irish surf pub??? Can't think of much else more dumb than that...just what I want - the heaviest beer and food I can find while sitting on the beach. Makes sense...only if you're a drunken-assed mick fucker, I guess.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Mar 07, 2010 5:01 pm

Rack the fuck out of MJak.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun Mar 07, 2010 5:05 pm

Toddowen wrote:I've an appointment on the day after St. Paddy with the doctor, and if he sees that my triglyceride level is still more than Ted Williams lifetime BA, he's going to have me suffer the same fate as Teddy ballgames head.

RACK!

XXXL · Post by **XXXL** » Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:15 pm

The surf mags continue to publish articles on the surf scene in Ireland. Colder water, but powerful rock slabs that have substantial potential in the large wave arenas... I could easily lose myself on the western shore of the olde country, in the water where the real action is, that is the green room of all surfdogs dreemz...

War March 17th...

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:20 pm

XXXL wrote:I could easily lose myself on the western shore of the olde country....

Sounds like a great idea.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:22 am

Preferably on a nice old links style golf course. In summer time of course. Followed by a nice dinner at a castle as well.

Will do the corned beef and cabbage thing for the day, to honor our Irish heritage on my side, and do the whiskey shot / toast but consuming to excess did not make it to my generation, and I can trace mine back to the olde country so it is genuine.

Fuck the Orangemen.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:01 am

JMak wrote:It's the same with Cinco de Mayo these days.

Even the Mexicans don't really give a fuck about Cinco de Mayo. It's strictly a regional affair and puppet show for paunchy gringo tourists.

Seriously, who really gets up for kicking ass on the French?

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:22 am

mvscal wrote:Suckle a dog's bollocks, you piss swilling paddies.

Sure l'm an Ulster Orangeman , from Erin's isle I came,
To see my British brethren all of honour and of fame,
And to tell them of my forefathers who fought in days of yore,
That I might have the right to wear, the sash my father wore!

It is old but it is beautiful, and its colours they are fine
It was worn at Derry, Aughrim, Enniskillen and the Boyne.
My father wore it as a youth in bygone days of yore,
And on the Twelfth I love to wear the sash my father wore

Sure l'm an Ulster Orangeman , from Erin's isle I came,
To see my British brethren all of honour and of fame,
And to tell them of my forefathers who fought in days of yore,
That I might have the right to wear, the sash my father wore!

It is old but it is beautiful, and its colours they are fine
It was worn at Derry, Aughrim, Enniskillen and the Boyne.
My father wore it as a youth in bygone days of yore,
And on the Twelfth I love to wear the sash my father wore

Each year the Ballykeel LSOU run a parade in Ballymena and they march past Catholic bars in William Street til after 11pm on a Saturday night. As you'll see in these videos bands stop outside the pubs to play and antagonise those inside and they also play The Sash, Billy Boys, etc. as they go past. The Parade Commission still do not place a determination or Code of Conduct on this parade.

In this video Belfast Protestant Boys carry numerous UVF flags. They are associated with the paramilitary UVF and have featured in their magazine 'The Purple Standard'. It is now late on a Saturday night and the band plays 'The Sash/Billy Boys' deliberately outside 2 Catholic pubs (The Inn and The Slemish).

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 1:33 pm

JMak wrote:XXXL personifies the stupidity

RACK

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:18 pm

mvscal wrote:

Eat a dick... fuck Orange Fest and fuck July 12th.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:18 pm

I've always been ambivalent about St. Paddy's. Maybe it is because I am descended from both Irish Catholics and Protestants as well as English and German stock. Just a good old American mutt am I. My ancestors have been kicked out of every decent country in Europe and I have little use for "old country" holidays. Give me a good 4th of July celebration over that crap any day.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:51 pm

BSmack wrote:Give me a good 4th of July celebration over that crap any day.

That's pretty patriotic for a socialist, America-hating fuckstick like yourself.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:50 pm

BSmack wrote: My ancestors have been kicked out of every decent country in Europe and I have little use for "old country" holidays.

Got your bags packed for your removal from the United States ?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 5:11 pm

JMak wrote:It's the same with Cinco de Mayo these days.

We'll see if you're still singing that tune in a couple of months.

Might wanna avoid the Waterfront on 5/5.

JMak · Post by **JMak** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 6:05 pm

Nothing about my tune will be changing as it relates to 5/5. One of my strong dislikes about this area are the beaners - they're everywhere.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 6:25 pm

JMak wrote:One of my strong dislikes about this area are the beaners - they're everywhere.

Yeah -- I call them my "friends and neighbors."

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:55 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
JMak wrote:One of my strong dislikes about this area are the beaners - they're everywhere.
Yeah -- I call them my "friends and neighbors."

You do not have a fucking choice....they are 50% of the population now duh...

Stanley Pickkkle · Post by **Stanley Pickkkle** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:39 pm

Is it true that the Irish are the ni66ers of the White race?? I know mvscal is half ni66er...errr...I mean irish.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:59 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Eat a dick... fuck Orange Fest and fuck July 12th.

Tom wouldn't know an Orangeman from the Lucky Charms leprechaun.
He just like sashes and sentimental marching music.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:02 pm

Stanley Pickkkle wrote:Is it true that the Irish are the ni66ers of the White race?? I know mvscal is half ni66er...errr...I mean irish.

Yeah.
That's why everyone in America claims Irish ancestry. They're the original deadbeat "baby-daddies".

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:15 pm

Martyred wrote: Tom wouldn't know an Orangeman from the Lucky Charms leprechaun.
He just like sashes and sentimental marching music.

You know this how ?

Go ahead, back this one up, dude.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:49 pm

Mace wrote:
XXXL wrote:I could easily lose myself on the western shore of the olde country....
Sounds like a great idea.

Yes. Drop in from the Cliffs of Moher - perfectly safe, I can assure you.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:50 pm

Tom In VA wrote:
You know this how ?

Go ahead, back this one up, dude.

By the fact you posted a bizarre, off-topic Orange parade in a Saint Paddy's thread.

Don't take it personally, though. You have the typical American understanding of all things Irish (i.e. cabbage rolls, "rolling green hills", sassy takin' wives wagging their fingers at their returning, drunken husbands...)

Oh yeah, guess what? I know plenty of actual Irish and the next time one of them exclaims "Faith and Begorrah!"...it'll be a first. I'll PM you when that happens.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:52 pm

I'm Irish as it gets.

Erin go bra-less.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:14 pm

Martyred wrote: By the fact you posted a bizarre, off-topic Orange parade in a Saint Paddy's thread.

Don't take it personally, though. You have the typical American understanding of all things Irish (i.e. cabbage rolls, "rolling green hills", sassy takin' wives wagging their fingers at their returning, drunken husbands...)

Oh yeah, guess what? I know plenty of actual Irish and the next time one of them exclaims "Faith and Begorrah!"...it'll be a first. I'll PM you when that happens.

The parade was within context of mvscal's picture. I am well aware of the context of the song and the reason why the Ulstermen would be playing such outside bars in the Catholic section. It's also popular among Ranger F.C. fans to do the same to Celtic F.C. fans.

Are all Cannucks as presumptuous as you ?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:16 pm

Oh, Tom...Just funnin' with ya'...

:wink:

You're still cool with me.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:16 pm

...it's Mikey that's the real enemy.