Not so happy Birthday

Chyna · Post by **Chyna** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 2:59 am

http://thetrollingprofessionalsii.netbo ... .php?t=404*NSFW!!
Looks like there's trouble in paradise, the mental midget has pissed on another friend. No big surprise.
Edited to add: She asked to be deleted- how long until she logs in under a phantom admin account and starts deleting people?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:15 am

Martyred wrote:RACK you and RACK TTP.

Chyna · Post by **Chyna** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:19 am

Me thinks Marty wants some midget puss.

I guess some people have to take Otis' very sloppy seconds :blorf:

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:23 am

I laughed.

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:25 am

Perk sure knows how to pick 'em, doesn't he?

EDIT: OMG, I gotta keep up my spreadsheet. Otis married that stupid bitch? Now that is some funny fucking shit.

Chyna · Post by **Chyna** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:27 am

Any bets on how long this Love in will last?

I'm going to call another month and she''ll be interviewing for the next su...errr, I mean internet boyfriend/husband.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:30 am

Chyna, you have issues.

Chyna · Post by **Chyna** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:34 am

Martyred wrote:Chyna, you have issues.

Says the dewd who's trying to get into Katy's tarp sized panties.

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:35 am

Chyna wrote:
Martyred wrote:Chyna, you have issues.
Says the dewd who's trying to get into Katy's tarp sized panties.

Be careful, Marty, Perk could be hiding in there.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:37 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:42 am

Chyna wrote:
Martyred wrote:Chyna, you have issues.
Says the dewd who's trying to get into Katy's tarp sized panties.

Regardless of what went on here, she has always done right by me. I have no axe to grind with her, I consider her a friend.

You, on the other hand, are a frustrated Town And Country cashier (or whatever fucking discount expired produce vendor that decided to employ you.)

Get a life.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:45 am

Martyred wrote:You, on the other hand, are a frustrated Town And Country cashier

I thought Chyna owned a dildo factory? Why do you hate capitalism?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:47 am

mvscal wrote: I thought Chyna owned a dildo factory?

She wishes.

Chyna · Post by **Chyna** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:49 am

Martyred wrote:
mvscal wrote: I thought Chyna owned a dildo factory?

She wishes.

I do!!! FTR, I never manufactured them, just sold wind up hopping penises and blow up sheep.

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:50 am

Chyna wrote: I do!!! FTR, I never manufactured them, just sold wind up hopping penises and blow up sheep.

Really? Got a website?

Chyna · Post by **Chyna** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:57 am

Mace wrote:
Chyna wrote: I do!!! FTR, I never manufactured them, just sold wind up hopping penises and blow up sheep.
Really? Got a website?

Yes, ask Marty for the link...he just purchased a penis pump (I gave him a killer discount).

Edited to add: Hey Marty if you need some elevator shoes or stilts I can hook you up. Just let me know.

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:07 am

Yes, ask Marty for the link...he just purchased a penis pump (I gave him a killer discount).

Actually, I was more interested in the blow up sheep. Got any killer deals?

Chyna · Post by **Chyna** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:11 am

Mace wrote:
Yes, ask Marty for the link...he just purchased a penis pump (I gave him a killer discount).
Actually, I was more interested in the blow up sheep. Got any killer deals?

I think I'll just send everyone here one on me. :wink:

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:12 am

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:22 am

By far, this was the best nugget from that entire thread...

Chyna, talking about Katy, wrote:Oh, and boys, do be careful when you have phone sex with her…. she tapes it.
She actually has a tape of Ken; of course he didn’t know he was being taped at the time.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:24 am

So Marty really IS Otis. Or vice versa. I knew it.

Or is he just Otis' wingman picking up sloppy seconds?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:28 am

Martyred wrote: Regardless of what went on here, she has always done right by me. I have no axe to grind with her, I consider her a friend.

Likewise.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:28 am

Mikey wrote:I knew it.

I wish your mother knew how to untwist a coathanger around your 2nd trimester.

Chyna · Post by **Chyna** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:33 am

Van wrote:By far, this was the best nugget from that entire thread...

Chyna, talking about Katy, wrote:Oh, and boys, do be careful when you have phone sex with her…. she tapes it.
She actually has a tape of Ken; of course he didn’t know he was being taped at the time.

It was interesting to say the least.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:36 am

Tom In VA wrote:

wtf? Bwaaa

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:43 am

Wait 'til Coodle Analytics gets his dickpinchers on this one.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:45 am

Katy and a bestest fliend are no longer fliends, but are instead, mortal enemies??

Can.
Not.
Believe.
That.

You payin' attention, Otis?

Anyway ...

I lost track of the times - at around 57 - that Katy said she was OUT of that thread.

:D

Chyna · Post by **Chyna** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:50 am

poptart wrote:Katy and a bestest fliend are no longer fliends, but instead, mortal enemies??

Can.
Not.
Believe.
That.

You payin' attention, Otis?

Anyway ...

I lost track of the times - at around 57 - that Katy said she was OUT of that thread.

:D

Only 57? She's showing amazing restraint. Maybe it's because she's in love.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:58 am

Martyred wrote: You, on the other hand, are a frustrated Town And Country cashier (or whatever fucking discount expired produce vendor that decided to employ you.)

Get a life.

Bet you tossed your hair back when you wrote that.

Chyna · Post by **Chyna** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 6:56 am

Van wrote:By far, this was the best nugget from that entire thread...

Chyna, talking about Katy, wrote:Oh, and boys, do be careful when you have phone sex with her…. she tapes it.
She actually has a tape of Ken; of course he didn’t know he was being taped at the time.

Oh and please be careful of the cockshots, boys- she likes to share them as well. The one with the chocolate syrup was rather interesting.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:01 am

I never did give the wytches props for making my cock look 4 to 5 times bigger than it really is. So props. Ummm, why am I a topic again after what... 4 years? I think R-Jack's wife said neither myself nor R-Jack were responsible for the latest gelding? This was shortly after TV0 was doing an ass exam while holding a flask. Never saw him again anyway.

I thought I was reading a thread about the recent events of 2004.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:05 am

Chyna wrote:
Van wrote:By far, this was the best nugget from that entire thread...

Chyna, talking about Katy, wrote:Oh, and boys, do be careful when you have phone sex with her…. she tapes it.
She actually has a tape of Ken; of course he didn’t know he was being taped at the time.

It was interesting to say the least.

Was he able to get there with a 7 iron?

sin

The golf forum

Chyna · Post by **Chyna** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:06 am

Atomic Punk wrote:I never did give the wytches props for making my cock look 4 to 5 times bigger than it really is. So props. Ummm, why am I a topic again after what... 4 years? I think R-Jack's wife said neither myself nor R-Jack were responsible for the latest gelding? This was shortly after TV0 was doing an ass exam while holding a flask. Never saw him again anyway.

I thought I was reading a thread about the recent events of 2004.

Apparently Katy is or was promising to release your red teddy pic???
Can we get an exclusive preview right here?? :D

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:10 am

Sure Chyna, as that was a joke. The pics you have are all that exist. If you pay me enough and slap my ass, I can accommodate. Then I'll pump a load on your awaiting mah hole. I remeber that story now. It was SG's sick sister that took that bait.

Chyna · Post by **Chyna** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:16 am

Atomic Punk wrote:Sure Chyna, as that was a joke. The pics you have are all that exist. If you pay me enough and slap my ass, I can accommodate.

I'll pass on the ass slappin'...how much $$ ???

Apparently your good friend Katy claims there is a pic of you in a red teddy. She's told people I have a copy as well as Lana. It's just another of her never ending lies.

So, were you invited to her wedding-or would it be called the gathering of the lollipop guild? I want to be P.C., those little peeps can be pretty touchy.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:24 am

Remind me to never give PUSFAG or R-Jerk a bad time other than just bullshit again. I really don't get why I'm a topic again other than a few can make this amusing?

The threatened pic is from LV/RR as she took the bait. I think it was a result of R-Jack giving me shit for a Marv Albert reference. Pretty sure that's where it "came" from.

TVO · Post by **TVO** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:41 pm

mvscal wrote:
Martyred wrote:You, on the other hand, are a frustrated Town And Country cashier
I thought Chyna owned a dildo factory? Why do you hate capitalism?

You vapid dolt.

Why do you hate self love?

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:49 pm

Oh, I'm sure as fuck that he doesn't.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:01 pm

I'm interested in hearing from the Profound Ladies' Man, Ken.

RACK BSmack-BTW.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 6:38 pm

Funny shit. Who would have EVER saw this coming?