War Wagon wrote:So instead of shooting the dog right off
Whoa. Hold on there, Whitey. Asking questions first, shooting later isn't exactly in the GOP handbook.
Bullshit...proper procedure all the way.
The Dem's and libtards would have an inquiry to determine if the dogs civil rights were violated, if Moby's yard was attracting the dog, if Moby had something the tweaks and the dog did not, and therefore the dogs aggressive behavior was justified in securing what they coveted of Moby's, and then have a vote and discussion on how badly the tweaks life made the dogs life equally bad, and therefor entitled to take it out on Moby and his family, with out penalty or repercussion, and then make Moby give them 1/2 his salary as reparations.
Derron
Screw_Michigan wrote: Democrats are the REAL racists.
Your signature is half of this fucking page. Go fuck yourself, tard.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
Screw makes a valid point, though maybe for the wrong reason.
Much like sporting a bluetooth, voluntarily wearing a sig is like advertizing that you enjoy a dick up your ass. The longer the sig, the bigger the dick.
Sigs have their purpose, see XPrime. They are a way to settle a wager. Aside from that... if you go around looking for and then wearing a sig, you're obviously gay. See Van.
Wags, the vast majority of the people here have carried a sig. Smackie carries one. mvscal usually has one. All the Admins here save 88 have one. Most of the people you enjoy the most here have one.
Derron, he's right. It's like five fucking inane sigs isn't enough, so you have to meth out all over space bar in between each one. Tha hell is that shit? Our bandwidth isn't for you to freely use and abuse like a herd of black cocked sheep. CLEAN IT UP, you backwoods dickslap.
Wags, most sigs do debase and demean. I change mine all the time, and I usually only carry one at a time, but they typically involve something demeaning which made me laugh due to how they were specifically worded.
Vannie, you're a repeat offender yourself, so I don't get where you get to lay any blasts when it comes to sig decorum.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
Derron wrote:Signature smack ???? You are a fucking loser.
You actually got off a blast that didn't involve cock, so props to you, I guess.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
Sigs are supposed to be like vaginas, Van. Nice and tight. Not bloated monstrosities like yours and Derron's that make it more difficult to wade through the crap in this abominable shithole.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
Says who, S_M? You? Who made you the hall monitor for sigs? In fact, go ahead and show me the official T1B Guidelines For Sigs.
And no, a slightly longer sig doesn't make anything more difficult to read or wade through. Don't be such a drama queen. The nanosecond of extra time it takes to scroll past a longer sig isn't even worth mentioning.
Besides, like I said, I usually only carry one quote at a time in my sig. I can't help it that both R-Jack and mvscal lined one off the wall in the same inning.
Wags, at one time or another I've had something from just about everyone here in my sig, including my board 'enemies'. I'm totally equal-opportunity: Make me laugh, you land in my sig.
Mikey's little quip though, yep, it makes for a perfect sig. I suspect that one will enjoy a long stay.
Marty, in principle I certainly agree with you. I've had much funnier sigs. Mikey's is so perfect simply because it's a sig. On its own, no, it's not funny. Used as a sig, though, I enjoy the irony.
Oh well. I like it. I still like my Winston Churchill quote the most.
Well it isn't that what Churchill said isn't funny or true, but you can find it in any Reader's Digest book of really great quotes - which makes it common.
For effect, there are just as good or better from more obscure people, known to a select few. For real elitism, you have to do more homework.
Let me first preface this by saying I'm a dog person. Love the beasts, and can't see myself hurting one unless it was to protect someone or or something, like another pet. That being said, I'll repeat a post from a few years back that seemed to rub a few folks the wrong way.
Blasting a pup will certainly do the trick, no doubt about that - quick and, if done right, painless. Very humane. But there are other, more sinister, options. Former co-worker of mine who grew up in rural New Mexico related to me how stray dogs were managed in his neck of the woods. Take a sponge and soak it in meat drippings, then freeze it. Put the frozen sponge in an area where the stray is known to frequent. The dog will smell the meat drippings and eat the sponge, which will then thaw and expand in its digestive tract, making it unable to pass anything. It will eventually die a slow and agonizing death.
Smackie Chan wrote:But there are other, more sinister, options. Former co-worker of mine who grew up in rural New Mexico related to me how stray dogs were managed in his neck of the woods. Take a sponge and soak it in meat drippings, then freeze it. Put the frozen sponge in an area where the stray is known to frequent. The dog will smell the meat drippings and eat the sponge, which will then thaw and expand in its digestive tract, making it unable to pass anything. It will eventually die a slow and agonizing death.
Anybody who thinks that is a cute option should be forced to squat on a shotgun and shit out the contents of their abdominal cavity while they die screaming.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
mvscal wrote:Anybody who thinks that is a cute option should be forced to squat on a shotgun and shit out the contents of their abdominal cavity while they die screaming.
2nd.
Sick sonofabitches.
But then again, it IS New Mexico.
I wouldn't be surprised if there were more than a few bums with their 1985 10-speed bikes, littering the sides of the roads with sponge crumbs hanging from their chapped dick suckers, as well.
War Wagon wrote:There is a God and my tomato garden is proof of that.
Smackie Chan wrote:But there are other, more sinister, options. Former co-worker of mine who grew up in rural New Mexico related to me how stray dogs were managed in his neck of the woods. Take a sponge and soak it in meat drippings, then freeze it. Put the frozen sponge in an area where the stray is known to frequent. The dog will smell the meat drippings and eat the sponge, which will then thaw and expand in its digestive tract, making it unable to pass anything. It will eventually die a slow and agonizing death.
Anybody who thinks that is a cute option should be forced to squat on a shotgun and shit out the contents of their abdominal cavity while they die screaming.
Oh, c'mon. It's cute in a Dr. Mengele kinda way. Which is to say that it's one of the most heinous, gruesome, and hideous pieces of information I've ever had the misfortune of receiving, meaning, of course, I had no choice but to share it with y'all.
I blasted that fucking dog with my squirrel shooter (4-10).
the fucking dog went after the neighbor across the street and actually chased the old man up his tree. He was checking his mail.
I wasnt going to shoot the dog in his yard so i started chuckin rocks at it to get it's attention and sure enough he came at me...i got to the gun (inside the door) about the same time as he was halfway thru the front yard. Got him in the neck/shoulder.
Yesterday the owner came over and actually apologized. Wasnt really expecting that...he said he took the dog to the vet and the vet actually found 2 .22 slugs in it. 1 in it's opposite shoulder and one in it's hip. Didnt divulge how long they had been there for.
Anyhow...the dog is still alive and is in current recovery. Told him i'd use the .45 next time. The owner said there wouldnt be a next time ...so who knows what he's going to do with it.
