RACK my kid.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 2:03 am

Ana Ng wrote:I'm going to hold out for a 1/2 breed Latina/guera though.

Eh, eh ehem....

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 2:35 am

Ana Ng wrote: We don't really have THAT kind of "relationship" anymore, though.

The biological clock is ticking lady, you had best get busy.

Unless you don't mind being a spinster.

trev · Post by **trev** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 2:58 am

Toddowen wrote:So you're a single mother, Ana?

Why do you assume that and why does it matter?

trev · Post by **trev** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:02 am

Toddowen wrote:
trev wrote:
Toddowen wrote:So you're a single mother, Ana?
Why do you assume that and why does it matter?
What's the harm in asking, and what's your beef with my question?

Why don't you just answer the questions?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:12 am

trev wrote:Why don't you just answer the questions?

Why don't you just swallow my load while I finger your asshole?

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:46 am

Ah, trev, the way you soothe the savage beast....

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 4:23 am

Nothing wrong with single moms. I married one. OK a divorced mom, but now she's a married mom.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:01 am

Singing "Who likes pancakes ?" "I dooooo"

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:59 am

Toddowen wrote:
Ana Ng wrote:
Toddowen wrote:So you're a single mother, Ana?
Nah. I'm married to a Navy Submariner.

We don't really have THAT kind of "relationship" anymore, though. It's an odd thing.

Not for this thread, if you can believe that?
So you're Mrs. smackoholic?

Ever lived in Groton with your husband? I grew up near there.

fukk off tod.

I am not a goddamn bubble head. I am in a reserve unit composed predominantly of submarine qualified types, so I can speak on the subject.

Ana, imho it is not odd at all that your submariner hubby would rather dip his scope with his shipmates rather than a female.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 2:21 pm

Mikey wrote:Nothing wrong with single moms.

Yes, there is, until you hit mid-30s. Single mothers in their 20s should be avoided at all costs.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 2:35 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Mikey wrote:Nothing wrong with single moms.
Yes, there is, until you hit mid-30s. Single mothers in their 20s should be avoided at all costs.

Word. Single moms in their 20s are like playing sexual Russian Roulette. Not a damn one of them has learned from their mistake and there is always that chance that she might just want another little bambino to complete her litter. But when they hit their mid 30s, they have gotten over that shit and just want to fuck.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 4:21 pm

BSmack wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Mikey wrote:Nothing wrong with single moms.
Yes, there is, until you hit mid-30s. Single mothers in their 20s should be avoided at all costs.
Word. Single moms in their 20s are like playing sexual Russian Roulette. Not a damn one of them has learned from their mistake and there is always that chance that she might just want another little bambino to complete her litter. But when they hit their mid 30s, they have gotten over that shit and just want to fuck.

That's one reason why I got the FUCK OUT of NO IN and to DC as quick as possible, even if it meant jizz-mopping. I am better than having to settle for single mothers in their 20s and there are TONS of them in the midwest. The odds are against hot young babes residing in the District of Columbia and being single mothers. Almost offsets the AIDS epidemic going on here.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 5:11 pm

Kids had a great time in the snow last month:

Here we are last fall, waiting to head on in to PNC Park and watch the abysmal Pirates lose again:

Dammit, they are growing up too fast...

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 5:22 pm

cute kids, pus. too bad they got that "why the fukk do we gotta sit there and watch the pirates lose again" look on their faces.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:05 pm

That, and PSU's little boy looks like he's well on his way to becoming...

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:36 pm

Rack Van.

"All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob."

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 8:09 pm

doubtless true

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:20 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Mikey wrote:Nothing wrong with single moms.
Yes, there is, until you hit mid-30s. Single mothers in their 20s should be avoided at all costs.

I see your point. The single mom I married was 36 and her daughter was in college.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Mar 21, 2010 4:38 am

PSUFAN wrote:

right to left- "how in the holy fuck did we get stuck with this loser?"

Rack the posse, PSU.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Mar 21, 2010 5:36 am

I'll bite. No kids, but here are my two and only nieces:

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:58 am

What would you say to your family if they knew you were showing family pics in this degenerate shithole, MGO?

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:04 am

I thought we were all pals now.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:07 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:What would you say to your family if they knew you were showing family pics in this degenerate shithole, MGO?

Get fucked?

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:10 pm

So to bring this full circle, we still hate the Irish, right?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:55 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:What would you say to your family if they knew you were showing family pics in this degenerate shithole, MGO?
Get fucked?

They're not even your fucking kids!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Mar 21, 2010 3:00 pm

Relax, guy.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Mar 21, 2010 4:44 pm

R-Jack wrote:So to bring this full circle, we still hate the Irish, right?

Even the Irish hate the Irish. See Protestants vs. Catholics.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Mar 21, 2010 4:46 pm

R-Jack wrote:So to bring this full circle, we still hate the Irish, right?

If I see you I'll fight you.

And then open a bottle of Scotch.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Mar 21, 2010 4:46 pm

War Wagon wrote:
R-Jack wrote:So to bring this full circle, we still hate the Irish, right?
Even the Irish hate the Irish. See Protestants vs. Catholics.

Protestants aren't Irish.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun Mar 21, 2010 5:28 pm

Mikey wrote:
War Wagon wrote:
R-Jack wrote:So to bring this full circle, we still hate the Irish, right?
Even the Irish hate the Irish. See Protestants vs. Catholics.
Protestants aren't Irish.

Wrong.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Mar 21, 2010 5:31 pm

mvscal wrote:
Mikey wrote:
Protestants aren't Irish.
Wrong.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:51 pm

back at ya, mikey.

the majority of mics are catholic, but, there's a fair number, predominantly in the north, who aren't. this fact might explain the whole war thingy they been doing for the better part of the last century.

just because you consider them carpetbagging englishmen, doesn't make it so.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:05 pm

My Celtic bloodline comes from both Irish Catholic and Irish Protestant.

I think Mikey was making a political statement as opposed to a statement of fact. The the Irish Protestant forfeit their Irishness when they bowed down to the King as opposed to the Pope.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:35 pm

I'll bet either one of them will bow down to whoever's buyin' the pints on a given night.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:36 pm

Yeah, I've got elements of both sides.

My

could be most closely translated as "no shit".

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:59 pm

well, you got the wrong rolleyes smiley. the no shit rolleye smiley rolls his eye clockwise.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Mar 21, 2010 11:09 pm

smackaholic wrote:well, you got the wrong rolleyes smiley. the no shit rolleye smiley rolls his eye clockwise.

Knew I was missing something. Must be anorexic.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Mar 21, 2010 11:17 pm

yer a lotta things tubby. anorexic ain't one of 'em.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Mar 21, 2010 11:44 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I'll bite. No kids, but here are my two and only nieces:

What an absolute doll.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 2:08 am

No need. I'm talking about the girl in that pic. She's a total doll. Looking at those magical eyes of hers, it makes me think, "Islamic nutjubs, what the fuck is wrong with you??"