Quack, quack, motherfuckers. Oh, shit, it's the cops! Run!

[Van]

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4990555

So, does "the entire season" actually mean the entire season this time, or is this again one of those LaGarrette Thug kinda deals?

Love that Kelly supposedly did this because dude bald-face lied to him, then let Kelly look like a fool.

In any case, there goes Oregon's chance at doing anything this season. Hey, there's always 2011!

[Dinsdale]

In any case, there goes Oregon's chance at doing anything this season. Hey, there's always 2011!

Derron Thomas.





I spaced that out, so it would be easy for you to C&P, print out, then eat the piece of paper come 1/1/11.


And what the hell? "Suspended for the season"? This ain't Mike Vick. Assuming Derron Thomas continues where he left off (he wisely redshirted last year, but played his freshman year), and performs like we expect him to, are they going to bench him for Masoli?

Just kick the bum out.

LaMichael -- different story. His "true" crime wasn't a fraction of what the media made it out to be. His "crime" was getting busy with a stalker... pretty easy mistake for a 19yo.

Fuck it -- kick all the fuckups to the curb. Wasn't an issue under Rich Brooks (Praise Be Unto Him). Wasn't a problem under Belittle. Chipper took over recruiting, and WTF?

While the local fanbase isn't calling for Kelley's head on a platter yet... he's on a pretty short leash right about now. Kinda puts the outgoing Ernie Kent in a different light all of a sudden.

Better to go 6-6 with good guys than win a champinship with dickheads... not that USC fan would know anything about that.

[M Club]

Better to go 6-6 with good guys than win a champinship with dickheads... not that USC fan would know anything about that.

this is the same state that told the jailblazers to fuck off.

van's go at shadenfreude is one for the archives, though.

[WolverineSteve]

I gotta rack Oregon for tossing the qb.

WWSCD?

[SunCoastSooner]

Better to go 6-6 with good guys than win a champinship with dickheads... not that USC fan would know anything about that.

Oregon football tradition...

[Danimal]

I think lying in Kelly's grill hurt Masoli considerably. It was a personal affront that made the kid much more likely to be made an example of.

As far as LaMichael goes from what I understand he was just dealing with a psychobitch. Damon Benning had a similar deal back when Neb was going through the thugskers-phase. He didn't do anything but throw a crazy chick out of his apartment but because of everything that was going-on he got lumped in with the thugs.

[Goober McTuber]

van's go at shadenfreude is one for the archives, though.

"Those Germans have a word for everything!"

[Bubba]

Oregon sucks... plane and simple...

Fraudtzen Stadium - Where the Heisman Trophy or an NC will never come...and shiity ref's go to lie.

9/16/06 A day that will live in infamy...

[Dinsdale]

9/16/06 A day that will live in infamy...

Memo to OU: Try making a tackle next time. I was pretty jacked up watching DD run roughshod -- but I'm pretty sure if I had a Sooner jeresy on, I probably wouldn't have just sat back and watched the show.

[Bubba]

9/16/06 A day that will live in infamy...

Memo to OU: Try making a tackle next time. I was pretty jacked up watching DD run roughshod -- but I'm pretty sure if I had a Sooner jeresy on, I probably wouldn't have just sat back and watched the show.

Quit bating... you know it was a homer job...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSIykYoM260

[Screw_Michigan]

Shut the fuck up and quit your fucking whining, you fucking baby. You Sooner fans are pathetic. Yeah, I know, probably the last opportunity you had to play for a national title for the next 10 years and all. But just shut the fuck up already.

[Dinsdale]

Quit bating...

"Baiting"?

Is that like when someone comes into a thread about the 2010 Oregon Ducks and starts whining about a bad call that happened 3.5 freaking years ago?

That kind of "baiting"?

But if you see any Sooners from 2006, you should remind them that defensive players are supposed to tackle someone.

[Danimal]

Quit bating...

"Baiting"?

Is that like when someone comes into a thread about the 2010 Oregon Ducks and starts whining about a bad call that happened 3.5 freaking years ago?

That kind of "baiting"?

But if you see any Sooners from 2006, you should remind them that defensive players are supposed to tackle someone.

He meant just what he said, quit 'bating, he's worried you'll go blind or get hairy palms.

[Derron]

But if you see any Sooners from 2006,

Just don't bother looking in the NFL...

[SunCoastSooner]

But if you see any Sooners from 2006,

Just don't bother looking in the NFL...

Yeah, not like there's seven in the league from that team already and four more likely to be drafted this upcoming draft that were on it.

[Dinsdale]

I heard a rumor that there's a running back from that team kicking around somewhere. There's another rumor that claims he's pretty decent, too, possibly getting MVP votes every year he's been in the league...


But it's just a rumor though.

[Dinsdale]

BTW -- if I hear one more Sheepfucker refer to Oregon as "The New U," Imma hafta beat them with their oversized belt buckle they bought at the rodeo.